So yeah, buckle up /pol/. I (29M) was dating this girl (25F) for 7 months. Things were chill — she was cute, made good pasta, and didn’t mind my 6-monitor RGB setup.

One night we’re watching Twitch, I say “Stardew Valley is just pixel trash compared to Minecraft.” She goes cold like I insulted her ancestors.

She calls me “emotionally stunted” for only building cobble huts. I respond, calmly: “Skill issue.”

She starts crying, says I never validate her and I care more about diamonds than her feelings. I joke, “I’d enchant our relationship with Unbreaking III if you chilled.” She packs her stuff and leaves.

Now she’s ghosted me, blocked me on Steam, and her friends say I’m a narcissist.

All I said was Minecraft > Stardew.
AITA or did I dodge a drama-loving creeper?

Also is there a villager dating mod? For science.