i miss heavensward

anybody wanna slather in 30m? my last appointment cancelled

anybody wanna

I am a grown ass man.
Yes, I am hairy.
Yes, I smell like mayonnaise.
No, I won't date you! So don't even try, silly girls. :3~

i miss memes cat

>>530708009
i worked really hard on this one

>>530631976
okay i'll stop by

*slather's you're thread in fuckin mayonnaise* ooooogh

too fuckin fat n gassy to work out... *belches*

*slather's you're cc match in fuckin mayonnaise* oooogh

my sunnie says hi

>>530089867
we Love you To ..
>>530089915
*you're're
>>530090032
*rip's ass on you're post* daaaayum

*rip's ass in you're jar of mayonnaise* oooogh *slather's my're hairy gut in fuckin shartmayo* dayyyyum

*goatses my bellybutton* oooogh smell that rotten shit haven't scrubbed it since last summeeeer haw haw haaaaaw oooogh

U S A, U S A

mayonnaise mustard ketchup ooooogh *slaps tank*