Moogle Treasure Trove (July 8, 2025 at 1:00 a.m. (PDT) to the release of Patch 7.3 )
https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/mogmog-collection/202507/5jc8r6hlb2

>Patch 7.25 Notes
https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/3c12f110983c5f4288d43aa5ac2ed3c022a75b48

>Meetups
• July 11, 04:00 PM EDT | Crystal, Zalera, Empyreum W5 P4 | Beowulf (2007), Troy (2004)
• July 11, 09:00 PM EDT | Crystal, Diabolos, Shirogane, Ward 25, Plot 49 | Magic School Bus Watch Party
• July 12, 10:00 PM EDT | Primal, Ultros, Shirogane W14P39 | Rival Wings Meetup
• July 12, 07:00 PM EDT | Dynamis, Marilith, Goblet Ward 24 Plot 26 - Hunter X Hunter Watch Party (Part 2) - Episodes 7 to 13
• July 13, 06:00 PM EDT | Crystal, Diabolos, Tuliyollal Instance 1, (12.5, 15.6) | /xivg/ Plays the Game: Forked Tower ver.
• July 14, 05:00 PM EDT | Primal, Excalibur, Empyreum W15 P56 | HDF Inaugural Matches
• July 16, 09:00 PM EDT | Crystal, Diabolos, Kugane | NA Umineko Teahouse RP Meet
• July 17, 10:00 PM EDT | Dynamis, Marilith, Eulmore | Pride & Prejudice 1980 Watch Party
• July 19, 10:00 PM CET | Materia, Sophia, Kugane | EU Umineko Teahouse RP Meet

i worked really, really hard on this video. i wish i could have included more of my pals, but i ended up with more footage than i realized, and going back to redo earlier scenes proved too difficult. i'm sure i'll do a sequel eventually though. and yes, i know it's cringe. i'm goobermaxxing with a little help from my friends.

please join me in *truly* ushering in...
WHITE. BOY. SUMMER.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUpXtQDFNnk

>>530849147
wind is howling

moonie feet?

Every femlala is my WIFE

>>530848804 (OP)
Add this to the op next time baker >>530837493

>>530849251
Hildibrand vibes with Nashu on the right

ADHD zoomers like you cannot fathom the consequences of your own actions. This is why your friendships never work out.

my duskie is kinda like this

>>530849251
Good work this is cute

my femroe is going to eat 250mg of edibles before roulettes

>>530849285
dweebitz derpran is MY wife but you may have the rest

>>530849251
#COSIGNED

>>530849251
>i wish i could have included more of my pals
it's the same 3 people doing the same emote with npcs, wtf are you talking about

>>530849357
>ADHD zoomers like you cannot fathom the consequences of your own actions.
I jerk off
I feel good
I cum

why aren't you playing a kemonolala right NOW anon?

>>530849259
I so desperately wish we had a city in the game as interesting to explore as Novigrad. Something more engaging than just a hub with maybe a couple pop up npc dialogues and a jumping puzzle.

my moonie ...
...
ummm...

Could we get some femra tails on this femra friday?

YURI Anchor!
Cute encouraged

>>530849251
Incredible video, #gowightboygo
Looking forward to the possible sequel

I was clearly hurting and you couldn't even reach out. You were too busy for me.

>>530849572
KemonoKoin is getting dumped.

>>530849658

>>530849251
Finally some good fucking food.
I don't know who this is but this guy literally is mogging every single ebin in /xivg/ right now.

>>530849251
It's endearing and cheesy, I love it

>>530849595
Your moonie what? Hm? Your moonie what? Come on, out with it. You're on stage, make us laugh! Make us laugh, you silly dancing moonie!

>>530849680
Yet you clearly needed help and refused to reach out for it. Why would you do this

>>530849658
>Yuri anchor
>Posts two men

>>530849809
Characters, anon. The characters, not the actual GAM

>>530849658
i'm not allowed to post it

>>530849251
this is very cute.

my duskie

>>530849251
HELL FUCKING YEAH

>>530849915
They have penises

Are you allowed to bid on an individual home and an FC home in the same week on the same character

>>530849774
sorry me moonie tried to think but it hurt itself...

>>530850028
no retard

>>530849926
i allow you to post it

>>530849680
You can't even hit electrical transformer.

>>530849680
That's correct, pyon~! If you wanted actual help and not attention then you would have said so, silly! Now excuse me while I go hang out with my friends~! Tuturu~~!!

>>530850065
There's nothing retarded about that question.

zodi-fuark, dood

>>530850026
Never mind, we kill them

>>530849251
HELL YEA LETS GOOOOOOO

fuck a lala

>>530850129
Have fun!

>>530849915
you say that but every gam who pilots a female character swears they're their character

>>530849746
just someone trying to farm threadcred, he'll flame out in a week

>>530849251
Summertime kino

WHICH FEMLALA DO YOU THINK IS CRUSHING ON YOU

hello and happy femroe Friday my fellow femroe fanatics
this week, I'd like to present a fun and totally fictional series of events arranged in a haiku format
I love femroes so much it's unreal


it was all planned out:
dinner reservations made
for you and your love

outside of her home
in your trusty Regalia
you pop a breath mint

her front door opens
you rush to meet her halfway
she's too quick; she's here!

turning back around
to get the car door for her
she scoops you up first!

with a smug smile
she brings you back to your seat
gingerly, lowered

with flushed face aside
and composure returning
your date can begin!

pleasantries exchanged
venturing off towards dinner!
(hoping she likes it...!)

a Doman restaurant
it's one of your favorites, but
terrible parking...

quickly ushered in
to a booth in the corner
seated, oh at last!

drinks on the table
and a full course on its way,
how wondrous a night!

as the night went on
sharing food, drinks and laughter
a successful date!

a hand on your arm
from a man clad in bright red:
Sekiseigumi!

"What is the charge, Ser?
A succulent Doman meal?
Get your hands off me!"

dragged out from your seat
how roughly they accosted!
your date now ruined!

thwack! crunch! groans of pain!
a commotion erupted
but who was to blame?

gazing from the floor
you watched your femroe throw hands
what a sight to see!

broken and battered
the red men now black and blue
she cracked her knuckles

scooped up yet again
princess carried to your car
forgot leftovers...

taking her back home
with her triumphant smile
she kisses your cheek!

quite pleased with herself
you hesitantly pondered:
mission accomplished?


please enjoy the rest of your Friday and have a good weekend
in the words of another anon, "remember to be kind, even online"
thank you

>>530850289
I've only seen incels seething at them claim that they're their character though

B

>>530850196
Sounds like something a retard would say

>>530850316
Cry, shit your pants maybe?

It gets exhausting waiting for the 90 second timer on two different devices trying to blow up my own posts to 10+ replies, with 8 or 9 of them being my own

>>530836514
https://files.catbox.moe/gnjevo.webm

>>530850489
What does

>>530849658
i dont have much that isnt 2lewd to post...

>>530850380
...

Femra friday

>>530850289
I don't but I know not everyone is like that

thank you everyone for the kind words. i really genuinely appreciate them all.
i am transcending the grey to the rainbow in my brain, this array of colour
>>530849525
the seamless transitions were really, really difficult man. maybe i'll get better at it over time or maybe i made them more difficult than they needed to be, but it took a lot of time and effort

>>530850289
Behold, a schizo hard at work battling the enemies he's made up in his head

>>530850534
thumbnail looked like she had gigantic diapers on

>>530849658

>was/weres are so braindead and have such little social awareness that they think being vacuously nice online will make people forget that they are part of a dealth cult
The absolute STATE of this geimu.

This malera masturbates using chicken grease as a substitute for lotion

>>530850736
god i wish

POST YOUR MOST RECENT GPOSE

>>530850752
Thought my ass was in /wowcg/ for a second.

>>530850752
>celebrates a death
>accuses anyone else of being in a death cult

>>530849658
If I posted it, it would've be funny to see some of your reactions but I'll save that for later

>>530849653
>>530850546
Me femra barely fit the size limit

>>530850546
please get plapped by a futa again at the club tomorrow

>lost to Floating Boulder again

my froggy queen i am ready for your loving

>>530849251
I love this, this is so silly and nice.

>>530849251
>brownlander
>elezen
>catgirl
No white boys in sight

>>530850945
IM GONNA CUM ALL OVER THE WALLS CUM ALL THE CEILING CUM ALL OVER THE FLOOR ILL EVEN CUM ON THIS CABINET

Why do you roleplay a milf ingame?

Macchi can you make a mcdf with shaved pubic hair? I'd love to pose you.

>>530850546
>>530849653
Femra!

>>530850619
What video editing software did you use? I had a similar idea back in 2023, but I never pursued it because I knew using what I had would have been a nightmare.
>>530850885
gm (its 2pm)

>>530850494
nah, tale as old as time. nu-bins haven't had the pep beaten out of them yet, so they show up and congregate with other highly active and visible nu-bins, showcase themselves, get reactions because it's something new and uplifting. then the shtick gets old, detractors mount up, either out of jealousy or seeing the same type of look-at-me content posted every week, and a few dedicated shitposters start in, shouting down every move they make. eventually the nu-bins realize they have more fun just spending time with the close friends they've made instead of trying to be a thread mega-celeb, and that's when they become old-bins, or has-bins, if you like wordplay.

>>530850925
its like watching soccer, your death cult, or the team playing does so for our amusement. we are simply the spectators who celebrate every time a goal is scored. we are your biggest fans xister!

Thoughts on my moonie?
https://files.catbox.moe/zzz90s.png

>>530850885

>>530850948
No thanks I don't like frencorders.

>>530849378
*doesnt perceive you*

>>530850925
True sis, let her sacrifice not be in vain. If only chuds would accept that we are biowomen, we can finally stop killing ourselves.

>>530851158
that guy has been posting here since heavensward

>>530850945
sucking her toes.

>>530851207
Holy fucking based

Better movies than Netflix.
More add-ons than WoW.
More players than Ultima Online.
Closer friends than ChatGPT.

Yep, it's no wonder why FFXIV won the MMO wars. If you don't like that, you're depressed.

My KHAGAN is about to blast some ropes!!!

Are there any plugins that let you load in combat effects on your character? Like unique debuff effects, or effects from another job.

>>530851190
love

MALE LALAFELL x FEMALE AURAAAAAAAA

>>530851143
god i love armour so much

>>530851207
based desu

>>530850925
Yes. If you're dumb enough to get misled by pornaddicts online, you deserve everything that happens to you.

>>530850885

wearing armor is not a personality, you dollar store gimp

>>530851327
cosmetic animation changes exist, if that's what you're asking
ie, changing all DRK's moves to Devil May Cry stuff

>>530849251
>My melezen isn't in it
It was never MY white boy summer...

>>530851361
Same I had to give myself an excuse to level DRK (I don't like PvE DRK) so I made a nice glam to work towards

>>530851267
it's not about when they technically first posted here, it's about when they decided to step up to the plate and try to be a thread celeb. people can be a nu-bin multiple times if they go through the cycle repeatedly. look at people like proxy and jaden if you need extreme examples of blowing up with all kinds of collab posts and then flaming out, but most nu-bins are a little slower burning than that.

>>530851121
>Macchi
>shaved pubes

>>530850885

>>530850885

It's fiddiefriday..!

>>530851505
Ok

>>530850885
I haven't posed anything in a while so have the moonie that totally did not start the fire around her

>>530851534
>>530851576
Poses with female characters are always so unserious lol like nobody human thinks this is good

>>530851490
looks super nice :3 exploding you about not liking pve DRK tho

>>530851143
vegas pro 18, just an old version i've had laying around foreeeever now
i know how to use it and i hate change, so it'll probably keep me going for another 10 years
>>530851486
i am going to be working on a pose soon with a bunch of malezen if you'd like to be in it! i wanted to include more people in this video, but i had way more footage than i anticipated and even had to cut out most of lyse's section and all of emet-selch's

>>530851480
I was wondering moreso if there's a way to load just the visual effects, without the animations or anything. Like how Brio has a browser for every animation.

Fiddies are built and made to be chokefucked into the pavement

>>530851576
With how many thousands of hours you've spent on gposing, I'd have expected some progress or improvement by now, at least in pose fundamentals if not in subject matter and sense of humor

>>530850885
Look him in the eye, aim no higher,
Summon all the courage you require.

>>530850395
lovely work as always, roepoet
have a great friday/weekend!
>>530849251
what a vibe, nice

>>530849251
love it. great job, that's really good.

my fiddie is like this two hours after her last meal

>>530851826
so true

>>530850885

>>530851827
nta but what's wrong with the pose beside the arm holding the bow not straight

>>530850885

>>530851476
refresh thread..see this..
ik anon, i just like armor a lot anon..

>>530851305
what are your genuine thoughts on Ultima Online

>>530851771
fruitiest crackkker on xiv holy shit

>>530851786
you want vfxedit. lets you test basically every vfx, if you can find them.

>>530850925
>find some dumb autist
>convince him to inject estrogen
>convince him to cut off his balls
>convince him to kill himself to advance your ideology

I understand why you might feel guilt about the situation, but why should I?

>>530850736
i think thats a you issue

>>530851903
I've only watched first 2? seasons the TWD, but Negan really makes me want to watch the rest. Would it be worth it sisters?

>>530851865
This is a roegadyn I wanna see on top of other female roegadyn

>>530849658
https://files.catbox.moe/du4iai.jpg

>>530850885
What should I get from starbucks

>>530850885
posted this the other day, still needs some proper editing to remove clipping. also forgot to take it in a higher resolution
i really want to take a blm specific picture but i need to find a good environment/setting. would like to find something with a lot of purple in the sky

>>530852002
Cute pic, I liked that Elden Ring boss too

if you werent a coward, you would use a face sculpt to stand out of the rest

>>530852140
A pink drink.

>>530852089
it's gets progressively more terrible as it goes on
a shame negan and rigg were wasted on it

>>530850885

>>530852140
ill have
1x will to live
1x eb
1x frappuchino whatever
thanks

>>530852068
brilliant pose and concept.

>>530851505
Or just be me and be invisible no matter how many times you post yourself and have people steal every joke and meme you make and have it pop off while nobody remembers your name unless it's an ebin schizoing you.

>>530852140
RIP maliddie neck

>>530852206

>>530852206
I don't care about standing out I like my moonie how she is

>>530852234
this gives me Sakamoto Ryouma from fgo vibes
its pretty cool

>>530852140
man fuck you bro (complementary) i was considering ordering starbies because its friday and im a treatler on fridays only but now i have to
anyway get a brown sugar oatmilk shaken espresso
cute pic btw
>>530851476
glad i hardly wear any

>>530850523
based

>>530851665
Fuck man I love short-haired fiddies
>>530851714
Bad experience levelling it up as a sprout pls understand
>>530851771
I figured it was something like that, I've been wanting to try my hand in video editing but I'm too lazy to "get" a copy of it

>>530852330
oh yeah? well what if I dont like your moonie?

>>530850523
holy moly

Where's teh damn FEET

>>530852539
That doesn't bother me anon I made her for myself and I think she is adorable

>>530850885
Bop

>>530852574
There

>>530852457
/pet /pet I should have been your healer

>>530850885

>>530852667
spheet

>>530852714
Nice contrast bro

>>530850885
Cat

>>530852140
Is this tommy bahama the paypal legend?

>>530850268
I'M TRYING!!!!

>>530851173
>>530851252
>>530851420
>>530852067
These are all those niggas who got laughed at in school for being so weird even other outcasts hated them

>>530852140
cute pic

Feet.

Yep, that's it, that's the post. That's why Final Fantasy XIV is the world's best MMO.

pic unrelated

CRYSTAL datacenter oh heck it's ocean fishing time i forgot
pf under C.L
pass 0777
sorry it's last minute!!!!

>>530852714
Neat!

How the fuck are there no boxing gloves for mnk, we even have joke weapons and there's still none? This shit sucks.

>>530852714
giwtwm as the femra

>>530852203
Getting to him made me cry and scream and throw up in terror while dodging arrows but the ashes were fun.

Insider here you guys ready for another free fantasia?

>>530852858
Right? Even Ninjas have pizza cutters

>>530850885

>>530852838
omw boss

I forgot about the Dragoon glam and now I ask;
Which one for the Troy and Beowulf meet?

EB a suncat

Why do you keep saying anal.. thats so gross

>>530853008
i say left

>>530852810
There's genuinely no way a suicide statistic is gonna talk about getting laughed at school when you were probably in the library watching the tranime that made you like this

>>530853070
my crush... threadcrush...

>Opening Lulu's tools
>Checking the thread
>Putting water into my glass
Yep, it's time to fish.

>>530850380
none of them. but one enjoys my company and spends a lot of time with me even knowing that i'm crushing on them. i'll take being close friends with this one over having a romance with any of the others.

my femlala prefers the "fighting for dominance in bed" kind of sex .....

>>530853076
i am gods bravest soldier
i am going in

>>530852858
Holy shit, you're actually right, there isn't any.
The closest you can get is Knuckles of the Keeper, and even then. That's weird that they haven't but then again its SE

>>530853185
You will not win against my malera

>>530852858
Emperor's monk weps + any mittens

>>530852978
And then we got supposed "wrestling" gear sets from first arcadion tier but no robes or shorts or anything. I just wanna rep my boy...

stop thinking vagueposts are about you

>>530852810
>high school metaphor
I like using frog posts with iPhone numbers just to really make it clear, even if you go tell teacher, it’s going to do nothing at all.

>>530853114
hello

>>530853263
I think he means the big red round things of old

One of the funny things about this place are the grown ass men literally falling in love with each other just from hanging out like friends would. Insane behavior

>>530850885
The one I snapped at the meetup yesterday.
>>530851856
Cool one.
>>530852234
Sexy doll waifu
>>530851576
This pic evoked this song in my head - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwu6YmLEBj8
>>530849251
Look at them go! Very cool!

>>530853164
This post has been observed by a knower.

>>530852858
You are not looking hard enough

>>530851534
neat

>>530853086
>>530853314
And there's the meltdown

>>530853294
is this post... about me??

>>530853331
Was I not supposed to fall in love with my friend

>>530853279
The gear has been disappointing to say the least, mostly the first set. The second set is kind of cool on its own but it's not what I expected from the raids.

>>530853294
Because I find it funny you can't stop me from asking 'is it me'

>>530852810
You're mentally stuck in high school, why should anyone listen to you? Why should any adult care if losers are laughing at them? Your insecurity shows through your seething post.

>>530853331
If I wasn't supposed to fall on love with him, then why does jerking off with them feel so good??

did you mean me

>>530850885

>>530852858
>>530853208
I could've just attached this instead, but this is the closest you're getting to a MNK weapon looking like it.

>>530852714
this is noice.

>>530853463
>say something retarded
>get called a retard
>meltdown
Uh huh... you're still a guy tho

>>530853676
Cute!

anyone have the image of the lalafell sprout named "tell'a'nigga wassup"

>>530853391
>>530853263
Sure, you can make stand-ins but it's just not the same.

Bros I need friendship advice
I've known this guy for a long time and I want very badly to keep him close but he's been very abrasive for the past couple of months and I'm sick of being a doormat for someone who won't even offer me basic respect half the time
What do I do

Garuda anchor? Onegaishimasu

>>530850885
best i got right now chief

>>530853891
is it me?

My moonie? Thinks the clone wars is the best time period for the movies

>>530853891
bring it up. say you like him a lot and want to continue being friends but lately he's been too abrasive and you don't understand why. bring it out into the open and ascertain the cause and agree upon a mutual resolution, and attempt to implement it. next step will depend on the results.

>>530850885
This for today's meet.
>>530849318
Oh this is going to be peak!
>>530853083
Left it is.

>>530853891
my bad ill try to be nicer

>>530853891
maybe you are the problem. perhaps meeting up with girlies at the cafe is more your speed.

>>530853331
i did this and regret it

>>530850885

>>530850885
https://files.catbox.moe/55md8z.png

so, we like this? https://x.com/Snow_Lizard_/status/1943625537118667000

>>530854101
be nice to me...

Is cheating on your EB a bannable offense?

>>530853331
all of the drama here is hilarious especially when you're someone like me who has spent years and years since early days in circles that were like 80% teenagers shredding each other apart for the slightest thing. a lot of people here are no different than the 15 year olds named arson sending The Brigade of Gore Spam and Google Docs because they dared to identify as komaeda when everyoe knows arson is the number 1 komaeda kin like... omg. i love feeling mature here and im a retarded possibly literal schizo COME ON

>>530854025
no i will just start replying with one word answers instead and let him drift away from me

>>530853374
somehow this phrasing makes me nervous...

>>530854093
I've seen that movie

>>530850885

>>530849658
{Sorry}{None left.}

>>530853331
Its not just here - its everywhere on the internet. Welcome to 21st century.

>>530854175
k

>>530853739
I appreciate it, I was going to originally take it at the tea table at the end of the left Sil'dihn route, but I thought the flowers made for a prettier picture.

>>530852697
T-Thanks

>>530850885
can't it was lewd

>>530854145
nah we like this https://x.com/JustMomoXIV/status/1912884276531773943

>>530854269

>>530853676
My wife...

My femra has concerns over the fact that her tail is only a middling length and fears that it might drive away any potential suitors who would naturally desire bigger, more imposing tails

>>530854093
You're very welcome to come dragonfucker I dunno if you have a high enough character on EU but if you dont you can send me a tell and I'll add you for the friend estate TP thing since you've done it for me in the past

>>530852858

>>530854025
he has a very bad tendency to leave me on read but i'll try this, thank you

>>530853891
Talk to him.

>>530854159
why should i?

>>530850885

femhroth levitation technology

>>530854443
you're welcome. some things do end before their time though, so be patient with your emotions and open-minded about how it will play out. be prepared for a loss and to move forward with dignity.

my moonie wants to experience https://files.catbox.moe/9jxntl.mp4

my femroe will be getting high and queuing for roulettes. what job is she playing

>>530853891
It's simple, did you say anything that could be viewed as an extreme?

Why are people who hate this game constantly melting down in the thread, day in and day out?

>>530854580
my sunnie otm

>>530854580
my femra otl

>>530850380
>>530853114
>>530853164
>crush
Your "crush" is a man and you are likely a hetero male yourself. furthermore, "crushing" is absolute high schooler behavior (at BEST) and is equivalent to being infatuated with someone you just met and barely know.

>>530852090
but anon
that's gay

i hate this game *rip's ass on you're thread* dayum
now please excuse me while i queue up for fartnite

>missed a triple hook on a !!!
It's over, point me to the nearest bridge

>>530854269
HOGDICK OINKSTONE.
MY WIFE!

>>530854580
>>530854660
>>530854683
let's meet at the gooner bench and do it

>>530854719
tell em sonic!

>>530854504
Was unhinged psycho/yandere look intentional?

It's not fair

>>530854174
K post your butthole for daddy now

>>530854753
How much mayonnaise do you think you could go through in 24 hours

>>530854719
>furthermore, "crushing" is absolute high schooler behavior (at BEST)
I had a huge crush on someone I worked with one time, though corporate offices really are just like high school 2

would you let my femezen stack doughnuts on your c

>>530854174
the lack of self awareness is truly astounding but not surprising in the slightest

Ryne!!!
and Gaia too I guess..

>>530854841
I wanna get stomped by one of her big goofy shoes.

>>530854753
you hate this game, yet you post here? curious............

>>530849251
We like this.

>>530850885
yeah alright

>>530854863
>corporate offices
you mean jew daycare?

>>530854336
I'll have you know I leaned in to see if you made an edit or something, and the stupid meteor caught me so off guard. laughed out loud though
>>530854348
>
>>530854789
I hope you know you've ruined that original pose for me with this picture.

>>530854863
No man that's any job, people love to yap and gossip

>>530853891
Ask if he's okay. Something is probably wrong and he might be trying to keep it from you.

>>530854580
This is why I play ffxiv.

>>530854192
Good. (:
>>530854390
We'll see what happens! Hope it ends up being good for everyone who comes.
>>530854591
Warrior.

>>530854848
my record is about 5 gallons of duke's if we're talking about eating it
slathering? that's a Whole different Story . . .
>>530854924
i don't actually hate it, but i don't enjoy playing without my EB, and he's been very busy for a while now

>>530854754
>point me to the nearest bridge
here you go buddy

>>530854924
There's a very weird yet incredibly common phenomenon on 4chan where people who hate things spend all day engrossing themselves in that thing.

>>530855053
Too far

>>530854720
And?

>>530854242
No, I've played many games and I've only seen this shit happen in this game or vrchat. Even zoomies on roblox will at least try to go for a biological female instead of resorting to a man

>this part of limsa is built and everything
>you can't go down there because well YOU JUST CANT OKAY
I hate this dev team

>>530855053
qrd on this image?

>>530855042
dayum you're are the mayo king

>>530855127
???

>>530850885
It's once again me staring at you (I am smiling this time)

>>530855208
twitter meme

>>530854992
Then I guess that begs the question, which I have posited before:

Does every single significantly large group of people who are "forced" to be together for one reason or another (school, work, XIV) inevitably become a modified version of high school?

>>530855254
they don't call me MAYONNAISE_MAN92@aol.com for nothing

>>530855205
You can get there

sam, this is tarman. we need you to connect uldah into the mare network.

>>530855090
I play one of those

>>530855313
yes, that's just human social dynamics

>>530855354
Peko

>>530855314
I kneel, to the manliest of men

>Ghost of Sushi 2 has Samurai Champloo mode
Neat.

>>530855313
Yeah but I can tolerate it at work because only normal male+female couples come out of it

>>530852640
Have you ever seen the movie Bronson?

https://x.com/SerenayaCarrin/status/1943751268087775253

>>530855127
How about this one?

>>530854174
my stop motion wife...

>>530855479
i counterkneel to you, a manly man who appreciates manly activities such as ripping ass or mayonnaise (verb)

>>530851694
Woah, a fiery moonie...

>>530855042
why does your face look like you're hiding a mouthful of food

>>530855493
Final Fantasy XIV?

>>530855593
Will do. *jumps*

>>530852640
Discombobulated
incredible pose

>>530855476
konpeko

>>530855639
No thank you.

>>530855314
>join DRAKN
>ask if anyone wants to run roulettes
>megu tells me to stfu and join them in erping
>Kiss Dissem logs in
>complete and utter silence, the game seems to mute itself
>[16:00][FC]<Kiss Dissem> do you ever wish you were dutch
>FC chat explodes
>[16:01][FC]<Jei Olivier> omg kiss how do you cum up with your zany questions xD
>[16:01][FC]<Giga Beam> dude i am seriously considering moving to the netherlands now
>[16:01][FC]<Tomo Mikazuru> i want to learn dutch with diss kisem!!!
>You leave the free company.

>>530855681
OH NO NO NO NO DOES HE KNOW???

>>530855593

>>530855602
the two most manly things on this green earth

>>530851665
Fiddie hi

>>530855313
Yes
Contrary to what retards would have you believe nobody knows what being an adult objectively means

>>530855152
damn...

>>530854987
>>530854269
Why people are so mean to this femlala

>>530855740
Why are you skinwalking Sagume?

>>530855564
I've actually never watched it, but he is somewhat inspired by the man himself but maybe not in attitude

>>530855604
be nice
>>530855740
:flushed:
>>530855769
hell yeah brother *slather's you're po'st in fuckin mayonnai'se* oooogh *bounces my belly off of yours* dayum

>>530855603
It's ok the flames only hurt her enemies.. Mostly..

>>530854464
so I can be nice to your +!

>>530850885
This one I think

Wait youc an't triplehook spectral fishes?
The hell is this scam

>>530855903
met that dude at PAX South quite a few years ago he's super chill

>>530855053
I love how genuinely mad this image makes people in this thread

if anyone knows Spuki Bugi tell him he still owes me 300k in room demolition fees

>>530853793
Here ya go bro sorry for the wait.

>>530855913
ough dayum I am honoured *bounces you're are belly back with mine*

>>530852858
Hraesvelgr gloves dyed to match and some leather mitts with the Emperor's weapon.

do you guys like my new top
>>530854885
how so? like, genuinely, how so? am i getting into legitimate drama? am i going out of my way to harm others? am i even getting into relationships? no. i am mentally ill, yes, i act immature in a pathetic way, yes, but that's what i mean. i'm saying that it is crazy coming in here as i am and going "wow you people act like i did years ago"..
>>530855597
IT'S JUST SHAREX

>>530855983
Honeymoon sex.

are you enjoying ffxiv today anon?

>>530855313
The difference is that when one of your teachers goes on a historically inaccurate rant designed to give them an ebin moment of advancing their political agenda you can call her fucking retarded. It was called the "Great White Fleet" because metal warships reflect sunlight and not because of secret racism you stupid, stupid cunt.

>>530856083
this still makes me laugh. god i'm old
>>530856137
*open's you're bellybutton and rip's ass in it* sniff that oooone haw haw haaaaw

>>530855903
>>530856041
My sunnie's favorite part of his book was the chapter on how to punch out a cow

my femlala has 1% battery left

before my phone dies I WANT TO CONFESS THAT MY THREADCRUSH IS

>>530854987
>I hope you know you've ruined that original pose for me with this picture.
Shut up hoedick

>>530855995
ur not a vibe bro

>>530856338
this guy didnt even touch the pot here why is he crying

>>530854834
no....youre way way wrong on that one

>>530856213
Begone, foid. This is a safe space for grown ass men who smell like mayonnaise. Your kind isn't welcome here.

>>530855881
you know it's really not fair

>>530856213
>do you guys like my new top
Nope.

Next?

>>530856253
I can't compete my lord

>>530855742
? Qrd?

>>530851865
https://files.catbox.moe/57n3sq.png
we do a little doodling

>>530856541
I'm in this one

>>530856213
my cute stop motion wife...

>>530856541
MY WASHED GOAT STOLE THAT.

>>530855740
This is why I will never join another FC. That and the time I joined one that was a honeypot run by two fujos in a "relationship" between their male characters with most of the other members being their alts literally designed to try to groom nerds into being gay. I got kicked out for being straight and having "unsanctioned RP" (I would not ERP with the FC leader's male character).

>>530856220
It's fine, but I'll enjoy it the most tomorrow on the third day. (:
You?

>>530856717
Goddamn foids man I swear to god. They just can't leave us grown men alone...

Femra or Femlala EB for my emo coded Miera...? I'll keep you all to myself.

good morning

>>530850885

>>530856610
look up humpty dumpty

>>530856270
nevermind i thought we were talking about the robotnik cosplayer who carries around a sonic puppet

>>530856972
Do you give footjobs

>>530856717
And then everyone stood up and clapped

>meet cute catgirl from /xivg/
>hit it off instantly, fall in love
>get eb'd, happiest grownman on earth
>lately my eb has been saying weird things, like how seiryu is "hot"
>fantas off of catgirl to an icky catboy
>beg him to go back to catgirl, he refuses
>he tells me he wants to meet irl
>completely opposed but too beta to admit it, "o-okay"
>a week later, he's waiting at a hotel for me
>go in spite of my immense terror
>get there
>knock
>he slowly opens the door
>he's actually a she
>her nipples are exposed behind her disgusting lingerie
>immediately bolt and run home
>lock my door
>haven't logged into ffxiv since, went invisible on discord
>she's been asking what's wrong
why do you fujos have to do this shit, i just wanted a happy grown man relationship god fuck

>>530850885
Just frigging around with a golem

>>530857072
LMEOW

>>530853891
It's simple, stop acting abrasive yourself. People give out the energy you give them.

>>530856972
is that a penis clipping through your dress

>>530856750
nah

>>530857152
can i have her then

>>530857007
This is really cute & pretty. Well done

>>530856942
post miera

>>530857291
why did you post this?

>>530857152
>he didn't mayotest his eb
bro... you're just asking to get fujo'd...

I fucked up bad.

Spheese

>>530850885
Also,

Crystal, queue CC @ 5:25 ET

Queen Sphene's royal sphegma... h-her royal jelly...

>>530857543
Holy MOLY, does this highlander like mayonnaise?

>>530857291
fishing is soooooo quirkychungus, amirite fellas? #whiteboysummer!

>>530857074
yea sometimes, but I wear boots and my feet get sweaty so that probably scares people off
>>530857206
oh yea kek, I forgot I was messing with my mods

>>530857642
you're depressed (unironically, stop being such a bitter cunt)

>>530857642
I love these kinds of posts when i know i shouldn't..

anyone got cdata of that brown bitch frog hyur?

where catboys belong

Imagine if the crafter artifact sets had literally any possibility at all of being used.

>>530857759
now that is funny

>>530857814
just idle around as WVR it's what i do when i want to look stylish

i would love to go fishing with friends i wish i could make friends

>>530857814
It only took six years for Viera to get hats, just gotta bide our time.

>>530854504
may I sleeve

>>530857814
I don't know why SE even continues making them. The sets are usually high quality and very nice, but NOBODY uses them. Surely SE must realize that...?

>>530857814
you look like you serve drinks at an underground bar

>>530857365
Meet me in game... The Drowned Wench on Balmung in 5 minutes. Let me know who I would be expecting.

Is it not a red flag that long in production features like viera hats are being rushed out the door in the laziest possible fashion?

>>530857814
Go to Korean servers and they'll let you glam them on anything you desire

>>530858047
I think we're all aware of this

>Guy I met here sends me pron nonstop
>They're trying to goon daily
>Tell them I don't feel like gooning after a few days of it
>They immediately become distant and don't reply back
Why are you all like this

>>530857349
Thank you! I couldn't decide how I wanted to do the background, but I think this works better than what I had before.

>>530856103
Thank you so much

>>530858021
>Too scared to post his miera here
I think I'll pass if you're too scared to post him here.

>>530858103
Isn't that shit cash shop for them? That's even worse than not being able to do it at all.

hey i recognize her

>>530857814
Also, just wanna say, your char and glams are always peak. Keep it up, king.

>>530858047
>long in production
>rushed out the door
>like viera hats
Bro, what the fuck are you talking about? It has taken them 2 expansions to do what a single modder did in like a week.

>>530857759
>oh yea kek, I forgot I was messing with my mods
post it..

>back to cc for the rest of the night where they'll post their unfunny memes and inside jokes
This game is genuinely so dead man

>>530858110
I thought we were girlfriends

>>530857151
I wish. Instead the one just...has started maybe taking test or something and acting like shut in nerd girls think tough men act, which mostly consisted of being insanely confrontational when she wasn't doing
>OMG ur malezen is so hot I want to ERP with you...but I don't feel like playing my female Highlander, why don't you get my male middie he's so feminine he wears a dress and has long hair so it's just the same, right!?
And then seething when I said I wasn't interested. You don't have to believe me, it happened, the name of the FC lead was Nikolai Cross or something like that.

>>530858110
protip: don't talk to gooners. good, lasting friendships never stem from goonslopping each other's mayosticks. make friends with normal people who aren't addicted to porn. :)

>>530858178
It took this long because they insisted on "doing it properly", but now they're saying "Yeah they'll clip, deal with it". As if they've given up lying to themselves they're ever gonna get around to doing it in a high quality way.

>>530858189
my F+?
or the lala picture because
>post it
is what that anon always says

>>530856972
Post the woob without clipping

men are innocent creatures in a world full of perverse women that violate them

>>530858214
You're just mad because you're bad at CC and nobody likes you.

>>530858158
it is cash shop for them, stupidest shit Square ever added was the lvl 1 glam crafting set coffers that were dyable but....
...still job locked
genuinely what was the point of adding this to the diadem

invite me

>>530858349
the f+
my fiddie needs woob pics to get through the day

>>530858398
;_;

>>530858347
Can you name anything else like this that would indicate this alleged trend which you are trying to insist upon?

>>530858397
it's true. i lost a buddy to a fujoid ambush the other day. he thought he was erping with another GAM but before he knew it he had an irl gf and moved across the country. i haven't heard from him since...

>>530858397
god I wish

>>530858162
poyo and small fat poyo

>>530858508
just make fun of him when he comes back from a heartbreak

>>530858267
How very glib

>>530858452
>the lvl 1 glam
Anon, look at the level requirement of the item in your picture. It's ITEM LEVEL 1. It still requires you to be level 80.

i love my catboy EB so much it's unreal
t. fujo fiera

>>530858120
Deciding on backgrounds is always a little tricky, yeah. What you went with is quite nice, it's not intrusive & it works well with the effects on the top & bottom

>>530858397
i'm just an innocent, precious little cinnamon roll in this predatory world of feet pics

>>530858637
i could never make fun of my bros, bro... but i don't think he's coming back...

>>530858740
We are here for a long time, not a good time

>>530858162
I want to use and abuse poyo

>>530858782
I’m sorry but he is long gone

invite... ME....

>>530858162

>>530848804 (OP)

Make a Garuda anchor or the lalas are getting it....

>>530857152
>meet cute catgirl from /xivg/
>seems kinda cool, a bit weird though
>types like a 13 year old girl, basically like the teacher from Persona 3 in that MMO you guys play
>hang out more, actually playing the game together
>when we aren't playing together, they're mostly doing gpose and glam + mod stuff
>[RED FLAG #1] they ask for my discord
>tell them I don't really use discord, which is true
>they repeatedly ask me over the following weeks
>eventually cave in
>they start sending me pictures of my character in lewd modded clothing
>it's mostly tasteful, but it's still weird
>I miss when we just played the game together
>[RED FLAG #2] eventually they forcibly give me their Twitter handle
>am reluctantly forced to check it out
>to no one's surprise, it's a dude, and he's a tranny, and he has the weakest chin I've ever seen in my entire life, the poor guy
>am now forced to make myself scarce and no longer do the things we did or go to the places we went for a while, in hopes that he leaves as well and I don't have to see him anymore
>have to tell him multiple times "sorry, like I said I don't really use discord, so I didn't see your message"

>>530858863
/smooch

>>530858454

>>530858867
is that ben gurion to the right

>>530858110
Due to years of porn abuse the only way the can feel any pleasure from cooming is gooning until they can't hold it anymore. It's so exhausting I stopped befriending female characters because of it. You can be talking and out of nowhere the dude send you ffxiv porn. The weirdest part is when you don't even acknowledge it and he continues to send you more, like how socially stunted do you have to be to see someone didn't react to the porn you sent and think they want you to bombard them with more? Then the moment you tell him to stop sending you porn he antagonizes you, like you're the bad guy

>>530850395
my femroe read this after having a large medium-rare steak, and it was delicious
that is quite a lot of haikus... I struggled to even get one right when I last tried

very nice poem and happy femroe friday, poemc@

It takes strength to be sweet and friendly. FFXIV has the sweetest and friendliest community of all time, and if you say any no-no words or have opinions I don’t like, you need to fucking kill yourself. Keep it sweet and friendly, bitch.

>>530858747
man that just makes it as retarded as i am
like genuinely what was the purpose. making it dyable?

>>530858941
name and shame

>>530859047
It literally only exists to waste your glamour dresser space.

>>530858941
>weak chin
well we know who it isnt

>>530859043
Is raping catgirls being friendly with them?

>>530858398
Rekka might be an insufferable cunt but my melven eyes detect a skinwalk, Rekka would never, ever be this up front with his cliquefag behavior. I command you cease at once because I will not be blamed for your shenanigans and schizoed by tiny brown hands (more than usual).

>>530858110
>>530858331
>>530858994
>>530858941
Hey man, it takes effort to be kind and gentle. Why don’t you just try to be a nice person?

I'm logging in

>>530859047
what kind of a retard glamours crafters you dont even look at the screen when macroing

>>530859214
most people here don’t know how to do that

>>530859043
oh nooooo wookie trooned out with mods??? fuuuckkkk only person i looked up to... the first one it was molly bloom...

>>530858174
Oh....I don't know.......about that....

Crystal, queue CC @ 10:15 ET

>>530856651
>pubes
woahwoahwoah I wasn't expecting THAT.. thank you for another JJK-coded roe doodle, my femezen friend! /smoooch

>>530858957

>>530856651
holy moly....
I like her tired look so much

>>530858496
>Most expensive cash shop outfit yet
>CEO of Squeenix already saying "Sorry about 7.0, look forward to 8.0!" when we're not even on 7.3 yet
>Every patch is full of typos and bugs so bad the game has to go down for emergency maintenance

sylvanae r'thir cdata anyone?

>>530858174
He cheats by having a wife, the rest of us lonely ebless male characters could never compete

true strength, my son, is not calling a retard a retard. it is leading him, sometimes unwillingly, out of his labyrinth of retardation

>>530859410
no thanks

>>530858395
>>530858478
here ya go
https://litter.catbox.moe/0q9d5gou2j6esfyq.png

>>530859275
*rip's ass on you're post* shut up nerd

My highlander is like this.

>>530849276

>try to force self into pvp for the tomes
>game immediately crashes when loading in
is this a sign or is it a sign
>>530858813
you don't got the guts.

Degrading the thread quality by posting a melezen, saving the steppes

>>530858397
>innocent
you are all porn addicts

>>530859463
Why does he act black

>>530850395
Truly the best day of the week, thanks for sharing.

Who the fuck keeps making the threads

>>530859445
i love girl pps bros...

>>530859496
POYO NO DON'T GO IN
I'LL PLD POCKET YOU SO THOSE TROGLODYTES DON'T LAY A HAND ON YOU

my male midlander has been waiting for about an hour and a half to queue for Jeuno on Aether

>>530859496
*flicks vinegar onto your open leg wound*
Suck my dick and maybe I'll stop

>>530857946
>>530857814
I use them. I killed 8 glam plates for my crafters.

>>530859563
I do, you got a fucking problem with that?

>>530859463
You highlander looks like he'd offer my highlander a job. To be made discreetly and quickly.

>>530859563
Me. I am the threadmaker. What business do you have with me, the lord of threads?

Wait, you guys don't EB as an extension of friendship between GAMs?

>>530859563
it was ME
I DID IT LIKE THIS
WHOOPDIEEDOOOOOO

>>530859536
let's not pretend women are any better when an entire genre of books exists just for them to goon

>>530859406
None of these are "long in production features [that] are being rushed out the door"

>>530859645
Based, looks great queen.

>>530859718
>when an entire genre of books exists just for them to goon
This implies there's no such thing for men.

my highlander looks like she's brown but she's actually just like this

>>530859718
So writing good smut and romance is how you get bitches...

[13:52]The coffee cup earring is added to your inventory.

>>530859746
Now you're just being pedantic. I don't know why you're running defense for this game so hard, they don't employ you. The writing is on the wall for anyone with a brain to see.

>>530859445
Suckable

>>530859546
He's learning about diversity
>>530859670
Yeah, I need you to feed all the catboys laced catnip

>>530859478
pocket moonie feet
for licking on the go

>>530859801
proof?

>>530859781
Bro, dudes aren't out there reading "my teenage daughterwife slut that I groomed" with absolutely zero shame like girls are.

>>530859838
first person your going to get peed on by?

My Male Midlander? Literally this:
>>530857249
Oh.

>>530859939
>Yeah, I need you to feed all the catboys laced catnip
And the payment...?

Man frontlines become miserable during these mogtome events, even more than it usually is.

>>530860013
that's the paissa earring dumbass

>>530859761
thanku
Big fan of the 2nd channel on these older AF pieces

my femra is logging in
apologies

making people MISERABLE in frontlines during mogtome events

>>530860001
Do you read the titles of hentai?!!?!?!?!?!? The good novels are innocuous in title.

>>530859921
>Now you're just being pedantic.
lol

Okay, well forgive me for thinking that words you type might actually be attempting to convey a rational idea based in reality, rather than some vague approximation of a disgruntled feeling that you are trying to voice but which is not correlated with reality.

is it normal to chain the heck out of mooches like this because i imagine this must be what a hit of crack feels like
https://files.catbox.moe/d70izz.webm

>>530860117
Brat post

My grandmotherr had a built in wardrobe that was floor to ceiling smut novels, hundreds of them, all with a half naked dude on the cover.

Need Macchi catbox

Need some help
What's a good zone in XIV that would fit the RE4 vibe

I am a grown ass man.
Yes, I am hairy.
Yes, I smell like mayonnaise.
No, I won't date you! So don't even try, silly girls. :3~

Made 6 guys cum to me today

>had to restart my whole computer because it was refusing to open too
omg its such a sign
>>530859609
>pld
EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>530859635
weak ngl.

>>530860117
Are you 4-man stacking gunbreaker

>>530860184
I used to have lewds of his moonie but I had to yeet them... it's so over...

>>530859530
*kicks your knees in* GET OUT OF MY HOMELAND, YOU SHARP-EARED BEANPOLE.

>>530860230
that fat fuck only plays ninja

making people MISERABLE everywhere
all the time

>>530860110
Never apologize, queen.

>>530860202
yhuwhueuheta field station should be good. just add some red lighting.

Cosmic Exploration was so fucking bad and is so dead it feels like a fever dream

>>530859214
>>530859268
Dude, just be nice and kind and cute, okay? Be comfy and eepy with us after we goon together reading the hottest doujins (I wish I was an anime girl >///<)

>>530860146
Oh, I meant (but forgot to type) "out there in the open". Bitches were just fucking reading 50 Shades of Gray everywhere you looked back when it came out. In public. With no shame whatsoever.

>>530860228
i love poyo

my catboy is still stuck in Vana'diel send help

>>530860169
spectral currents are really fast but catching dogshit fish like you're doing isn't going to get you much

tulimoylalhal
yuwhateyahua

>>530860290
Ninja is hardly a problem in frontlines

>>530860213
damn

>>530860202
Southwest corner of the Fringes, maybe?

>>530860230
I could be
Rampage on GNB makes me malemelhjghgfj

>>530859478

>>530860350
I've missed this catboy.

Need Macchi catbox please

>>530860213
Wanna make it 7?

It always amazes me seeing anti-porn/anti-coomer anons still come here despite it being 4chan and being /xivg/. If you don't like it, just don't come here? lol

>>530860213
>only 6

>>530860350
>catboy
>vanadiel

>>530860350
really wish horizon wasn't the least bad option out there for servers, it sucks

also san d'oria kino soon

>>530860521
they think if they whine hard enough everyone will just do what they say

Crystal, queue CC @ 2:45 ET

>>530860169
that's a unique mooch chain for a particular rare fish, the Glass Dragon
Only certain other Big Fish have the same self-mooching so it's not something you need to worry about

>>530860521

Anyone have the image of the unoptimized model port callout from twatter?

>>530859530
Holy moly it's my goat... but what is he doing over at the Steppe?

why do moonies

>>530860521
Right? As if they would tell some normie they post on 4chan and the person wouldn't immediately think
>the doxxxing pedo animal abuser hacker website?
>.....

>>530850395
Happy femroe friday!
>>530859306
Anytime, it was fun to do
>>530859390
Thank you!

>>530860710
yup I'm based

>get below 50% hp
>immediately get ninja LB'd
so many cheaters in this game ngl

>>530860485
wish macchi wasn't so stupid with plugins and UIs in general, his poserapes are funny but he can't get the proper cdata

>>530860403
As if Tzera wasn't personally responsible for the deaths of billions of knuckle children daily.

>>530860228
>just gave my oshi the ick for helping
gonna kms now

>>530860486
I would, but I'm kinda tired now
>>530860535
I think 6 is pretty decent desu

>>530860806
Which plugin does this? Asking for a friend

>>530860109
cutest roe

>>530860313
>>530860415
Both great ideas I'll look into those, thanks!

>>530860867
Shame...

>>530860835
yea but I cant do 6 guys anymore, I'm just too busy, I maybe ERPblow one guy, then I have to make dinner or go to bed

uh oh meltie

anyone got sylvanae r'thir cdata? for gposing

>>530861021
report him

>>530858941
>types like a 13 year old girl, basically like the teacher from Persona 3 in that MMO you guys play
I don't think 13 year old girls are using l33t5p34k

>randoms

>>530860336
you gotta be getting in line. sorry.... but you can come to my handshake event!
>>530860839
sorry twas a joke mostly well maybe not a joke i am unsure exactly who you are and your personality and such i just usually find paladin players in ANY game sooooo annoying..soz...

>>530861021
Send his ass on a vacation, this is a threat and very much against TOS.

I need a fakeshy recluse eb

>>530861021
valid crashout, I hate incel sociopaths that have to put their character in mine

>>530861021
What could have possible sparked this meltdown?

>>530860806
>press LB
>instant Meteodrive counter

>>530861071
https://files.catbox.moe/epfmhk.dat

My femra is like this

>>530848804 (OP)
why do you spergs keep removing the rentrys

>>530861021
I’m gonna need context

why do so many girls have penises

>>530858267

>>530861198
thanks babygirl

>>530860334
Yeah, and? The difference is a woman who reads 50 Shades of Grey isn't going to be brain broken enough to say something like "I want to rape you" on the first date. When women are being cringe enough to make comments like wanting to smell your cock musk through your pants at the dinner table then we can worry.

>>530861238
too many links

>>530861209
mine is like this

>>530861021
Why are Tayuuns like this?

>>530861209
My fiddie is like this

i cannot stop blowing loads to zens
especially milfzens

my femra

>>530860986
Wow it feels like the end of an era...

>>530860521
It was never this bad before.

later gayboy

>>530861265
I only do like 1% of the time

>>530861273
https://youtu.be/5ZkB8g0JuOM?si=HIvdhz_WdpiKMNMg

>>530861238
The same reason they remove the backlinks, they want to mess with the meetups without anyone noticing. Le epic underage troll but they're 30 years old.

I NEED HELP I DONT KNOW WHO TO ASK I HAD A TOOTH REMOVED 4 DAYS AGO APPARENTLY ANYTHING THAT CAN RAISE YOUR BLOOD PREASSURE CAN DISLODGE THE CLOT BUT SINCE ITS BEEN 4 DAYS I NEED TO ASK. IS IT SAFE TO MASTURBATE NOW

>>530861439
based sis

Crystal, queue CC @ 5:20 ET

>>530859801
>lost my ancient 4chan folder when exHDD blew
>Would looks at this image fondly as tanlines are 10/10
ty tanned thighlander you've restored a shred of humanity to this dead soul

>>530861281
>The difference is a woman who reads 50 Shades of Grey isn't going to be brain broken enough to say something like "I want to rape you" on the first date.
I refuse to believe this happens. Real life is nothing like the internet, and a dude who might say that isn't getting a date to begin with.

>>530861490
Just hold off a little longer, you really don't want to risk it

my femra is like this

>>530861490
you have to wait 2 months

>>530861490
Yeah
t. I'm a level 100 alchemist in ffxiv

>>530861439
who?

>>530861418
lel It's been like this since I got a job last year, but yeah pretty much
though sometimes it lines up that I get a day off and then I erp as many people as possible in a row as they cum and log out or RP dump me in an alley once they finish

>>530861478
incredibly sad but unsurprising

>>530861116
th-that's fine! I can be a SGE, a DNC... anything to support my oshi!!

>>530860708
This is what I've been saying

>>530861281
Nigger, there is a woman who publicly posts pictures of a scissors up her cunt posting in this thread right now.

>>530861614
HOW MUCH LONGER ITS GETTING TO THE POINT I CANT EVEN LOOK AT MY.MALEZEN AND IM NKT EVEN GAY

My femra still has an ear infection
Don't mourn for her as she's already dead...

>>530861490
Probably but, and I know you don't want to hear this, there will still be a risk of it up to about a other week and a half.

>>530861764
is it me

>>530861764
And?
The fact that you know this and care just makes you a retarded simping tranny.

>>530861583
You'd be shocked at the weird shit people say these days and how free people think they are on the first date. Especially when a lot of them are asking sex based questions or trying to get the conversation there as if one night stands are supposed to be common or that unlike them, sometimes you aren't feeling "wild and free."

>>530861617
If god didn't want futa to exist then why do I find this so hot?

>>530860521
I watch porn just like you. I just don't make it my personality. I don't wanna constantly talk about porn.

>>530861837
holy shit zoomer

>>530861764
it’s me isn’t it

My Male Midlander?
The Beowulf of /xivg/.
>>530861265
To plant the idea of sex in your head immediately. And since their dicks are usually too big for it, it would subtly, though naturally, imply that you're the one doing the thrusting, therefore they want to easily show that they are open to being impregnated or done up the butt.

Simple, really.
>>530861490
Wait 7 more days to be safe. Save your blasting for a safe day and save what you want to blast to.
Really simple.

>>530861882
>he said, talking about porn

>>530861861
Not him, but you're definitely a woman or a simp

>>530861840
I called the surgeon who removed my wisdom tooth and they said id be fine after day 4. Are you serious

>>530861878
Because they're two real women with vaginas and not that thinly-veiled tranny fetish that you're projecting onto them under the guise of 'futa'. Hope that helps!

>>530860468
A-anon... you're making me blush

>>530860584
That's my biggest gripe so far, they exist so please let me be one

>>530860590
My bagpipe is ready

>>530860521
>>530860672
>>530860710
So true sis. Final Fantasy XIV is the coom ‘n goon game, and if you don’t like that, you don’t belong in our thread. Just go back to /v/ if you want to talk about the game. Oh, what’s that? You get a 30-day global for starting a FFXIV thread on /v/? Tough luck, chud. This is the gooning game and you WILL FUCKING CUM IF YOU PLAY IT. YOU WILL CUM OR ELSE WE DO NOT LIKE YOU. GOT IT??

Haven't played since DT release
Anything interesting happened?
Hows the new Bozja? Am i gonna feel left behind and struggle without a group if i try to atm like in Eureka or is it less aids?

anyone got sylvanae r'thir cdata? for gposing

>>530862127
https://files.catbox.moe/epfmhk.dat

God I fucking hate Americans. I bet there isn't a single one with triple digit IQ browsing this thread.

>>530861887
So????

>>530860763
>>530856651
>This femezen is an artist too
Eheheheheh

>>530861998
>N-n-not him...
Lmfaooo.
You will quite literally never be a woman, you pathetic simping tranny.

>>530862029
and he was so cool
xiv wishes it had catboys like this

>>530861490
just stick a sock in your mouth first, sissy

is there a way to punish my submarines

i should NOT be getting only 400k from 4 submarines. they're better than this.

>>530862179
be less obvious when falseflagging

>>530861490
When I got my wisdom teeth out, they were all fine, couldn't even tell they were gone, except my bottom left one. That shit hurt so much that it even hurt to swallow. I was already skinny, and for about 2 weeks I ate basically nothing at all because it hurt so bad. Parents didn't want to take me back to the doctor so I just dealt with it.

Fast forward, my left jaw creaks anytime I do anything, and I think the jawbone has atrophied. It feels less thick than my right jawbone.

>semi-famous streamer plays ffxiv again
>notice uptick in low level sprout dungeons in roulettes
man, fuck off.

My fiddie is kinda like this.

>>530861764
On 4chan. And she's both on meds and clearly insane.

my sunnie? shes like this

>>530862192
you are pathetic, rip that clot out and kill yourself

>>530862179
They call me 007

>>530862179
I wouldn't know, I've never done anything pertaining to an actual test beyond ACTs and my scores were in the mid to low 30s. Think my lowest score was English at 32 and my mathematics was at 35 with science being like 33?

>>530862361
Please don't mock me its making the need to masturbate worse

>>530862389
0 kills 0 assists 7 deaths

>>530862318
Play worse than the sprouts to establish dominance.

>T-rated game
>SFW board
>get permanently banned from /xivg/ if you don’t like hardcore porn
Huh?

>>530862353
hey...

>>530862201
I don't want to be a woman, and I'm still not that original guy you were sperging out at. I wont be replying to you anymore because you're just gonna schizo out and say "no u" and "samefag" for a few hours unless I stop giving you (You)s

>>530862353
an ethnic transgender woman? that's so epic..

>>530862423
words fail to describe how much your existence hurts the universe

>>530862389
0 ebs 0 friends 7 melts

>>530862179
148 iq here
im a member of mensa, intertel, and triple nine

Hey can someone help me filter IMG_####? Thanks.

Why do I see innumerable fat women with conventionally attractive male partners, but never seen fat men with conventionally attractive female partners (outside of fiction)?

What's the cause?

Final Fantasy XIV

>Femroes get cute poems and art
It's not fair...

>>530862039
But I'm not-
oh it's a shitpost

My femra is a femra unlike any you've ever seen before

>>530862127
Pose em smooching my femra

>>530862561
>0 ebs
Doesnt he get shit for who he ebd before?

>>530862582
try /^IMG_[0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9]\.jpg$/

>>530862039
WTB a catgirl gooner wife

>>530862069
need megumin pussy....

>>530862029
Male mithra are incredibly rare and don't leave their homelands to explore and fight. It kind of defeats the point of the lore when you let everyone have a catboy.

>>530862652
gimme the data and i will

>>530862069
DT story ends with next patch, 7.1 was trash and 7.2 was ok (people who say it was great just got horny over Sphene)
Foray was a bust and is the worst one so far, but you won't struggle in it even though it's less active
Cosmic Exploration is a joke and dead
Savage has been good but second tier was miserable in PF, but even worse now that good raiders got BiS a long time ago and there's no Ultimate coming in 7.31

I'd suggest waiting for a free login period and seeing the MSQ, then only resubbing on 7.4 or later

>>530862638

>>530862654
No Kyoppi scooped that poop.

>>530862642
But you still agree with it. You like modbeasting, you like us posting porn. You like constant discussion about sex and masturbation. Otherwise, why are you here? This is FFXIV, you knew what you signed up for.

>>530862069
>Anything interesting happened?
MSQ is better/more interesting now though it's just two patches worth of MSQ so far

the raids are all incredible and definitely the highlight of DT.

>Hows the new Bozja? Am i gonna feel left behind and struggle without a group if i try to atm like in Eureka or is it less aids?
nah. the foray is basically nonstop CE's. no need to fight mobs or do fates. CE's themselves are pretty fun and you can get max level (20) pretty fast.

highlight of the new foray are phantom jobs, which you level individually and each have their own set of abilities to use in the zone.

the foray raid is also great however it's pretty hard and requires a lot of coordination so you pretty much have to join a discord to do it. you're not going to do it in-game like CLL/Zadnor where it just spawns and everyone queues up.

idk man up to you. could probably resub for a month and get caught up on everything then take a break until the new raids and 2nd half of the foray come out.

>>530862601
>never seen fat men with conventionally attractive female partners
do you not have a dad or any friends, I feel like this is most normal couples, but then again, you might be pornbrained and think some attractive milf is ugly because her elbows are too pointy

>>530862179
I make my car go triple digit all the time. Poor thing takes forever to warm up.

>>530860001
For my moonie it was "My teenage sisterwife that I groomed" personally...