INCOMING TRANSMISSION: GLOVES ON THE LINE

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I realize that I've been going about this all wrong. I have dedicated hundreds of hours, well over a thousand honestly, to just thinking about eating Terje~ and just... munching on him you know? I mean for years I was under the delusion that Terje would just be the man that completes me, you know? Like, he would be such a succulent meal I don't know if I would ever have to eat again. Just a little bit of salt and pepper, cant take much more than that sadly, even all the herbs and spices from KFC finger lickin' good just hurts my tummy you know? Anyway, I thought that Terje would be the man that would finally enter me and complete me you know? But I was wrong. I got it all wrong. It's opposite. I should get devoured by Terje. I mean, wouldn't it just be such a reversal? Such an ugly fate for a blob like me just getting devoured by the skinny little blond twink. I mean, he's probably hungry you know, he's got babies to feed, many babies in fact, and I would be such a delicious meal for those growing... children... I would literally be giving my life, like Jesus on the cross, to Terje's beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, black babies. All five of them. I mean... he's not such a skinny twink anymore, he's out to here! All just kicking and thrashing like baby sharks. I hope they don't end up like sharks you know? The strongest shark eats the other sharks and just swims out his moms pussy. I hope that I am such a good meal that that doesn't have to happen, so there can be five, big, black, beautiful baby sharks swimming out of mister Terje's pussy. You got that? Anyway... gonna feed myself some more lard and some prenatal vitamins too. Gotta have lots of nutrition right? This will probably be the last time you ever see me but I think it will be a good death.

My final wish is for his 5 black baby sharks to swim peacefully from his womb into the world