Joker: "Ughhh....I can't steal their hearts to reform them..."


Yu: "Dammit, I can't reach out to the truth with these two bastards."

Makoto: "If only I had toast to burn my dread!!!"


Demi-Fiend: "Hahahaha, fools. Did you seriously think that you had chance in defeating me when I rejected god and punched him in the face?!"


Nahobino: "Thanks to the power of Aogami, I will defeating you and finally go back to hang out with my male lover! Murakumo!!!!!"

*All three Persona protags gets defeated as Persona fans gets angry and throw their tables off the ground*


SMT fans: "Muhahahaha...play like real Shin Megami Tensei like Strange Journey or Nocturne next time!"


GAME OVER YEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHH