I've come to make an announcement: Evil from team plasma is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my island. That's right, he took his icy fucking snowy dick out and he pissed on my fucking island and he said his frigate was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting!"

So I'm making a callout post on my 4chan dot com: evil, you got a small frigate, its the size of this joltik except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my boat like. That's right baby, all sails, no paddles, no jet engine, look at that it looks like a goat.

He pissed on my island so guess what? I'm gonna put a bounty on his head. That's right this is what you get, A 1K BOUNTY.

Except I'm not putting a bounty on evil, I'm gonna go higher, I'M PUTTING A BOUNTY ON TEAM PLASMA. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT GHETSISSIE? I PUT A BOUNTY ON YOUR ASS YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the hermits swarm your location, now get out of my fucking sight before I up the bounty.