Daemon:"Good evening, madam. I bring News!"

Cassiopia:"*GASP!* Who are YOU?"

Daemon:"*sigh* I am the castle's interface daemon. I last explained my existence to you when I reported that fire in the pantry your sister started 80 years ago...we go through this charade every time...Remember?"

Cassiopia:"Oh...YES! I do now! You manage the castles spells and services,right?"

Daemon:"You remember me...oh,goodie! Now pay attention...my news is this: we have INTRUDERS!"