>>508710000
Walz probably did this, the shooter confessed.

It's one of those stories that just won't go away ahhh hahaha.

AHHH IT'S THE STORY THAT JUST WILL NEVER EVER GO AWAY!

>>508269710
dsiract from what, edomite?

>>508245729
yep

minnesota, well everybody knows everybody there

she was importing illegal mammoth ivory in the '90s by the ton so the scuttlebutt is

Let's play the weasel words that would not be necessary if the allegations weren't true drinking game! At each weasel word, drink one ounce of booze. (See you in ICU.)

>rambling
>conspiratorial
>claimed
>incoherent
>long
>confusing to read

Help Walzbros my liver died

AHHHHHHHH

HIS WIFE (WHO WORKED FOR WALZ YEARS AGO!!!) FLEW THE COOP TOO! THEY CAUGHT HER WITH MONEY, GUNS, AMMO, AND PLANE TICKETS, LET HER GO, AND NOW SHE'S GONE!

He needs to be arrested.

>>508204335
Will he get away with it? Clearly Walz is implicated here.

He wanted to kill off even more Minnesotan elected officials too. But he's a wacky guy, ate too much hot sauce and it caused his plans to go awry.

This makes sense because he was a Tim Walz appointee, after all. Turns out ol' Walz was gunning (no pun intended) for Amy Klobuchar's senate seat, but first he needed her out of the way. This diabolical scheme failed though, because Trump managed to shut it down and capture the nutjob at a speed no one had ever thought was possible.

link no paywall

https://archive.is/q8bPY#selection-599.0-599.258