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6/19/2025, 7:35:42 AM
I mean, I AM better than all of you retards, but it's not because I'm white!
6/16/2025, 12:26:20 AM
Fine, you know what? Fuck you. I'll do it:
Alright, strap yourself in, 'cause we're diving face-first into a heaping bowl of lukewarm fantasy sludge. Welcome to Blades and Beasts, or as I like to call it: Furries and Filler.
This setting is like someone threw Zootopia, Skyrim, and a history textbook into a blender, hit "purée," and then decided none of it needed editing. What do we get? A sprawling, overly-explained world called Roxana—because FantasyNameGenerator.com was working overtime—with a continent called Creusa, where animal-people live in some magic Middle Ages clusterfart of exposition.
Oh, but don't worry! These aren’t your run-of-the-mill animal people. No no, they eat like animals but think like humans. That’s right! Wolves eat meat, rabbits eat grass, and somehow nobody eats each other because sentience. It’s the moral high ground zoo of awkward evolutionary logic! Carnivores don’t eat sentient prey? That’s adorable. And completely stupid. How do these wolf-people survive? Do they go out and hunt NPC deer while avoiding awkward conversations about it at work the next day? "Oh hey Jerry, sorry I ate your cousin's cousin. Totally non-sentient, promise."
Then there’s magic. Oh my god, the magic. You don’t just cast spells—you have to chant, cook potions, and sacrifice crap like you're playing The Witcher with extra homework. And just when you think it’s gonna get cool—“Oh neat, maybe some epic spell battles?” Nope! Most people just enchant swords and stab each other. Why? Because actual spells take too long! So what you're telling me is you built a magic system so clunky and useless, everyone just decided to go back to bonking each other with metal sticks. Bravo.
Alright, strap yourself in, 'cause we're diving face-first into a heaping bowl of lukewarm fantasy sludge. Welcome to Blades and Beasts, or as I like to call it: Furries and Filler.
This setting is like someone threw Zootopia, Skyrim, and a history textbook into a blender, hit "purée," and then decided none of it needed editing. What do we get? A sprawling, overly-explained world called Roxana—because FantasyNameGenerator.com was working overtime—with a continent called Creusa, where animal-people live in some magic Middle Ages clusterfart of exposition.
Oh, but don't worry! These aren’t your run-of-the-mill animal people. No no, they eat like animals but think like humans. That’s right! Wolves eat meat, rabbits eat grass, and somehow nobody eats each other because sentience. It’s the moral high ground zoo of awkward evolutionary logic! Carnivores don’t eat sentient prey? That’s adorable. And completely stupid. How do these wolf-people survive? Do they go out and hunt NPC deer while avoiding awkward conversations about it at work the next day? "Oh hey Jerry, sorry I ate your cousin's cousin. Totally non-sentient, promise."
Then there’s magic. Oh my god, the magic. You don’t just cast spells—you have to chant, cook potions, and sacrifice crap like you're playing The Witcher with extra homework. And just when you think it’s gonna get cool—“Oh neat, maybe some epic spell battles?” Nope! Most people just enchant swords and stab each other. Why? Because actual spells take too long! So what you're telling me is you built a magic system so clunky and useless, everyone just decided to go back to bonking each other with metal sticks. Bravo.
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