https://pastebin.com/ZRTZV0XM

me on the right

>>527459656 (OP)
Retarded fucking faggot.
https://pastebin.com/XQSCyQ2j

fix the pastebin nigga

>>527460121
Corny

kolin

Furappas sweep

sfg: Ceo is exciting. Many upsets in this tournament. Blaz looking strong as per usual.

fgg: A GIRL, BUT... GET THIS.... A GIRL WITH A BIG BLACK BEAR FUTA COCK FUCKING ME UP THE ASS AND TEARING MY INSIDES UP, N***************A!!!!

Disgusting pornsick thread
need therapy
seek it now

>>527460950
What do we call this Toushinsai team?

https://youtu.be/kD7axqppsxE?si=myCniFHDqyosOSLX
https://youtu.be/jeDfkcNWy4k
https://youtu.be/XFLLGPXIZnU
He's been on a roll with all of these videos lately.

>>527460950
>disabled fat jewish bitch
Fix the FGC nigga

femshep is a goddess, vappa

Are you apes pretending half of the people here aren't disabled? Most of you can't even talk to other humans without yelling out slurs or talking about rape.
That's a much worse disability than what's going on with her fingers.

Why is it always the most subhuman and disgusting retards calling for eugenics? If anything, we would eliminating you dysgenic ape ass monkey coon vine swinging animals first.

With EXTREME prejudice, I may add.

>>527461609
why are you so mean to us?

>>527461609
they're harmless
just look at cheez or fear in public tournaments

>>527460950
>TKBreezy
Be honest, y'all urkels are jealous.

>>527461770
It's called tough love
Some people need to be educated more.... FORCEFULLY than others.

>>527461609
*throws kaka*
Eat my shit, lil TimTim. LUHOOK

>>527454252
I’d pay for a game where monkey bitches throw shit on each other.

>>527462185

>>527463050
kys

Did y’all here about that nigga in the Tekken CEO tourney dressing up as Dr Doom and getting DQed after throwing toilet paper at the commentators

Wish strive was good.

>>527463820
what don't you like about it?

They better put hela in tokon.

Ironically, I think I'll never be able to escape SG's shadow.
I fear it'll always be regarded as the progenitor to GigaMaidens even though they both entered production around the same time and my characters have existed longer.
Suppose I should be happy with any support I get.

Lot of unpredictable factors. What if Matt McMuscles finds out about this? What'll I do then?

>>527463906
Wall.
Dumbed down characters.
Retarded chip dmg.
Slow air dashes.

>>527464006
why do you care what random homosexual e-celebs think?

Why has no one made a fighting game based on those mud/pudding matches they used to do in wrestling? Surely the technology is there now to have the mud splatters rendered in real time.

>>527464110
Rumble Roses had a mud wrestling mode.

>>527463681
???

>>527464110
Rumble Roses did mud wrestling, but with the graphics at the time it looked more like chocolate milk.

>>527464248

>>527463050
love this monkey bitch

>>527464472
ain't that some shit

>>527464090
Well, when you're making a game, there's stuff you have to consider. Ecelebs can help raise awareness of your game. But, do you shapeshift to capitulate to them and their fans? Or do you just ignore them and continue to do your own thing?
SG did a lot of shapeshifting in its lifetime. And while it didn't really help the product be better, and several of the people who made it got completely screwed, the game has found a global fanbase.
And I find it quite vexing.

>>527465070
lmao, so you're gonna go full tranny pride month mode to get a bigger audience like SG ended up doing in the end?

Honestly, with your track record, I recommend just going full poltard mode and trying to gain a republican audience or some shit, it's just as retarded, but it suits your tastes more.

So I eat a two week ban for calling out Nubi's creepy behavior. But all this...
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/525901156/#q525945021
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/525901156/#q525950261
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/525901156/#q525952314
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/525901156/#q525952286
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/525901156/#q525952829
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/525901156/#q525953382
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/525901156/#q525958018
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/525901156/#q526171979
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/526280793/#q526357337
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/526373239/#q526468216
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/526494562/#q526543960
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/526852049/#q526979730
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/527075643/#q527107802
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/527169390/#q527190650
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/527237527/#q527430672
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/527237527/#q527330312
>>527329746
>>527327596
>>527327073
>>527461609
>>527462439
got to stay up while I was gone? Curious, too, how no one namedrops Nubi anymore. It's just the Ellie and Baron show now.
I'm fully convinced that I'm the only one getting banned for "off topic" because I get in the way of your constant namedropping and your disturbing fanfiction about me. But hey, anything to say my shitty scribbles always sucked and that I'm still somehow some homicidal racist bleeding heart tranny Jew shilling for Kekken even in /sfg/ where I never fucking post, right?
Now I await my next ban for daring to address this. How long will this one be, jannies? A whole month? A permanent one? Give me your worst. I know you no life fucks are in on it, too!

Right, can't forget the obligatory Guilty Gear image saved from Danbooru, another place I never go. After all, everyone is fully convinced at this point that Danboorufag and any pro-Tekken shill is really me and not some fanatic trying to skinwalk as me to make me look bad.

damn nigga

>>527465513
tell baron to come back
I miss him and he was funny

If (and that's a big if) Gigamaidens gets even a tiny bit of popularity, there is so much shit that would come back to bite PJ in the ass that no eceleb would dare touch the game.
Example >>522076626

>>527465449
I ain't no damn poltard. Too stressful.
I just hate trannies.

>>527465513
Ellie... please seek help. Nubi stopped posting here years ago. No one even posts that scary image anymore. You chased Baron off with your posts about him. You admitted to being Danboorufag when you were first called out. You admitted to being Jewish and Bridgetfag. And you admitted to losing to Nubi and Baron. You are the only one who still cares about Tekken even after it killed itself.

>>527465634
Nani? What did you link to
Is it a post about how much I hate trannies? Because I'm very open about that.

>>527465513
they're not wrong, ellie. your art is objectively bad.

Paying e;r, razorfist, and stonetoss to stream gigamaidens

>>527465856
Yeah and that's why Matt McMuscles or whoever will never give you any coverage so there's no point in worrying about that.

I like how you all talk like the game will ever actually come out.

I'M NOT A POLTARD, I JUST WANT TO SYSTEMATICALLY HOLOCAUST ALL TRANNIES, GEEZ, GET IT RIGHT, YOU FUCKING CHUDS!

lmao
is this niqqa serious?

I am maining Riehlvelt DAY ONE

>>527465994
Ah they've covered transphobes before. He'll probably want to like my game but say shit like "This is why you gotta separate art from artist" or some braindead platitude to make it easier for himself to swallow.
You can't separate art from the artist. We put ourselves into everything we do. Without the artist there is no art. Might as well just be AI output.

>>527465513
Would penetrate all 3 of these girls with my BCC

>>527466175
>JUST WANT TO SYSTEMATICALLY HOLOCAUST ALL TRANNIES, GEEZ, GET IT RIGHT, YOU FUCKING CHUDS!
That's most people who have ever interacted with one of you freaks.

>>527463979
Enchantress though.

Why didn't ellie just take the 400 dollars to draw Gwendolyn the wolf's big furry gray butt cheeks? She would get paid and baron would have stopped harassing her and making fun of her boobs or whatever

>>527466374
chinese eat dogs

Will Gigamaidens have accessibility options for people like FemShep?

liberal that terminates
terminator that terminates liberals
terminator that terminates liberally

>>527465513
schizo post

PJ really thinks dood is gonna do a rate the super on gigamaidens

I would like to see max react to DULLAHAN

Person A: "I don't want to systematically exterminate all trannies"
Person B: "Cool, I'm gonna lock you in a room with a tranny for only five seconds"
[five seconds later]
Person A: "You were right, I have changed my mind."

no arcade mode heckin wholesome rock holzard = no dood

>>527466518
That was Danboorufag, not Ellie

apecaca hours

>>527467136
same guy

Gonna commission Technicals to make a video on PJ that's scheduled to come out the day before Gigamaidens release.

winifed the spellsword has aura

kasha the kritter has no aura

>>527467232
Danboorufag is allergic to the shift key. You only think he's Ellie because everyone else thinks so.

>>527467280
Technicals is my homie tho?

>>527467441
>527467441
zased

yall invented another nigga to mad at??

All too easy

>>527467379
Kasha's not a kritter.
...okay maybe she is.
But "Kasha the Kritter" isn't what she's called. She's supposed to VERSUS the kritters - the zillions of pests destroying her house.

Oh shit
It's happening
I'm back, FUCKERS.
It's arma goddamn motherfuckin' GEDDON over here.

I have money. I have workers. We're back on schedule. I fed them my frame data and glossary dot infil dot net

You're about to see some SERIOUS SHIT once Amano Natsutame gets back to me with those Mamiko sprites. BIG ASIAN TITTIES and the like.

Also, we're doing it in Unreal Engine.

You will kneel.

Time to BTFO Examu.

>>527467679
So why not call her exterminator or some shit instead?

>>527459656 (OP)
Tourist here. Holy shit. Is this the new kind of fighting games?

furkeldem going apecaca

>>527467669
I love valorant

>>527467732
Go away
We don't need you here.
We're not interested in your disgusting slop.
You are nobody and NOTHING. A disgusting creature.
I don't give a fuck if you hired some Asian slaves, niqqa, you are a HOE and THUG. at the same time.
I don't care if you sell 14.88 million copies, you are still TRASH and all your ideas are SHIT.

FUCK YOU, niqqa, FUCK YOU!

>>527467916
ACK

Apemash vs Apecaca

I wish baron was actually back. I miss him.

Morrigan Escalante

chrisGbros...

*squishes you*

>>527467771
naruto blasterz will save the FGC

>>527467916
oh wow, this piece of shit is still alive?
What the fuck am I donating half of my paycheck to Trump for if your kind is allowed to breathe?

No matter! I worry myself not with such subhumans. The only man I care about now is God. I found him and he taught me the way to redeem myself.

He spoke to me and said "Finish Blades and Beasts. It is your destiny. Save the west."

Who am I to deny HIs message?

i miss ellie. all we have now is this danbooruschizo

>>527468084
why so?

>>527468348
ellie is still shilling mashen everywhere

>>527468204
If that's really you, then, good luck!

I hope you've been practicing your art and not just, you know, fucking around, twiddling your thumbs. You've been doing your due diligence, right gamer?

Damn, cheez went real quiet all of a sudden

>>527468541
lmao, you ignored baron and pretended he didn't even exist when anyone talked about him on here for the past few months, finnaboutta to link him all of that shit you said about him, SNAKE ASS NIGGA

>>527468506
nubi, you think every tekken shill and every danbooruposter is ellie.

do you think the jannies even look at this thread anymore?

Why would he need to practice his art when he is paying Mario Estevez to interpret his scripts for him?
Spielberg literally just hired random Japanese niggas to draw the Animaniacs for him and never had to lift a finger.

>>527468762
they ban ellie every time

>>527468541
Are you that guy who really liked Felicia, or am I mixing you with someone else?

>>527468735

>>527468875
I like Felicia. I don't know if I've expressed ever "REALLY" liking Felicia, but I do like her.
I'm more known for being the resident giantessfag making a giantess fighting game.

>>527468648
Lmao?
He literally fantasized about hanging out with him.

>>527468762
they only delete the timmy bot and occasional other posts to pretend like they're doing work

>>527469125
>resident giantessfag
Nope, that’s Sethanieposter

Someone explain this boxcover meme to me. It used to just be a couple of kooky players who would use some shitty cardboard box or a cloth to obscure their stick but I'm seeing people playing covering their shit with soft bags or fold out esports printed controller covers and shit.

Looking at your opponent's controller in the heat of the match has to be way more risky than it is worth looking away from the screen. You'd be more likely to get an edge by listening to your opponent's buttons/stick to catch buffers.

Whoops meant Morrigan Arizpe

If its the real baron post on your twitter now.

>>527469127
Taken out of context.
>>527469215
Who?

Morrigan Arinhood

>>527468610
Why do you think he would do that? He's probably just play Marvel Rivals ranked right now.

>>527459656 (OP)
snusnuade

>>527469735
I am, yes. Currently winning too.

baron is never coming back and you people need to accept that.
move on with your lives.

>>527469849
Did you get all the things from the currently running events? I gave up since it runs like shit on my computer.

Obviously it's not baron. Why would you use unreal engine to make a game with 2d sprites.

That sounds likesomethi
>>527469127
that's just him picking the lesser of two evils

seeing that there's a crazy man ITT blogposting about his giantess fetish fighting game makes me feel a lot better about the fact that i only started coming here to talk about Marvel Tōkon. lol

does jwong even compete in marvel anymore? seems like free money every tournament that has it

>>527470035
speaking truthfully? that sounds like something stupid he would do.
"Yeah, I was gonna use a more appropriate 2d engine, but like... mamud hajuul works in UE and charges half of everyone else, so I just went with him"

>>527470115
He has the boomer take that MvC3 is for scrubs and that MvC2 is the real competitive game.

>>527469218
boomers do it as a mind game
mash buttons under some cardboard to freak everyone out and make them think they're doing something even as they do nothing.

>>527470115
he would get washed in mvc3, he only mashes in fightcade kuso and makes daigo parry memes now

>>527469983
If it's not some twitch drops stuff, then I probably did. I got the battle passes since season 0 and the hyper orange venom pack. As well as some skins for the sniffs I play. Also, just ranked up.

PJ last week: Baron WHO? I don't even know who that is. Hey, don't look at me, I told that nigga to work on his dogshit art, I never coddled that motherfucker in my life, never liked that nigga, told him that he had no real ideas and was making some cringy retarded anime shit for furry incels.

PJ this week: Baron, how have you been? Haven't seen you in forever. We were worried about you.

Why is he like this?

>>527470496
but he beat that one nigga in the mvc2 10k money match a few years ago

>>527469125
Oh wait, now I remember why your name sounds familiar. You were in FuPoo livestreams. I used to watch that a bunch because you could get a free drawing with enough time doing that. Don't know if I actually achieved that though.

>>527470873
he was gawdlike in mvc2

>>527470496
going against who? i don't think a nigga like Justin "forgets" how to play, or "rusts" at the same pace as an average player. he has almost exclusively played fighting games pretty much his whole life from what i can tell. son has never said a word about a first person shooter, an RPG, Super Mario–nothing. just fighting games. lol

>>527471042
He used to play.... Dungeon Fighter Online....

https://www.twitch.tv/dekillsage
come watch skullgirls!

>skullgirls

>>527472016
That is a neat overlay transition

what else do i get?

anything still on?

>>527470969
Tell fupoo he's a nigger and his OC smells bad.

>>527472439
>>527472016

>>527472468
I think that was from the 2010s, so I'm not exactly in the position to do that.

>>527471598
Holy…

>>527472674
Nobody cares, Skullgirls.
Stay in your home

>>527472873
Big brained Japanese person using white hair instead of brown like the official.

>>527470969
Speaking of him, he made this for me like 10 years ago without even asking him to.

>>527472884
You will change your tune when they add Scythana in Skullgirls's next wave of DLC funded by gacha money.

>>527473058
I'll believe it when I see it.
Scythana ain't got shit on my 'maidens.

>he didn't make the game, he just programmed it
What

>>527473317
Which maiden has the Magneto function?

>>527472424
kero blaster
they bleed pixels
bloodstained ritual of the night
rivals of aether 2
ys origins

>>527473736
What does Magneto do exactly?
How would that translate to a 3D fighter?

>>527474236
Be old as fuck.

Skullgirls makes me so fucking mad istg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIOyv59RsP0

>>527473395
The argument he is attempting to make here is "Mike Z is not the original creator of Skullgirls, he simply coded it for Alex Ahad"
The issue here is that Mike also designed the system.
The original version of SG was completely different, a 1v1 game made in Mugen by Zinac for Alex.

Alex Ahad was the artist who came up with the world, characters, and story.

Usually, I would say "this is silly, as Mike did all the hard work with the system and mechanics" but this is actually an interesting case.

The system and mechanics are the parts of Skullgirls that most of the fans care the least about, as proven by the popularity of the gacha.

SG is a game that is totally carried by its art and animation.

When Mike Z made a game without Alex's designs, no one cared about it.

What does the fighting game general think of Blazblue Centralfiction?

>>527474551
That's what I said, fucko.

>>527474512
Do you people really watch anime as just a form of scripted WorldStar Hiphop fights?

I sometimes think that the only reason Asian media is so popular with "certain demographics" is because of their fascination with violence. Like you could just make a show with zero plot and nothing but fight sequences as a compilation and these people would start clapping like seals.

>>527474551
>800 frames of animation for Brock Lesnar in a wig
*pukes* YUUUUCK. Imagine if there was better character design and art direction. Just eeewww

timmy finds out the appeal of shonen...is the action

>>527474763
*sighs*
This make shock some of "you people" but artists are working on a thing called "a team."
It's not really the artist or the director's fault, he has to follow instructions given by the studio.

if he ignores instructions and makes a BASED EPIC BIG BOOTY PAWG WITH A 24 INCH WAIST AND A FAT JIGGLY ASS as you people demand, he would be fired on the spot.

The choices are make a unique character with their own appeal or starve.

>>527474451
You a fan of John K? You seem like you'd be.

>>527474741
bleach has aura

America used to make cartoons with things blowing up and huge adventures but now its just kids walking down the street and talking about school
This is why Invincible blew up because it was the first American cartoon in a while to have anything close to resembling anime fights since Young Justice got cancelled, so zoomers went insane

>>527459656 (OP)
>>527463649
>>527464083
>>527465653
>>527467074
>>527467732
>>527469125
9/10
>>527473317
7/10

What's the point of making an indie game or having an indie studio if you're still at the behest of publishers and sponsors and have to make just a smaller scale version of the same slop they pump out at EA or Ubisoft?
>>527475152
What website is this?

>>527475237
Indie is an illusion. Even with musicians decades ago, to get people to hear your music required working with record companies.

>>527475152
>7/10
Doubt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt4lutCGa1U

>>527475317
That version improves to 8/10.

>>527475237
You have the option to self-publish. But that means you have to put forward a lot of your own money for stuff a publisher would normally cover.
It's not impossible but it makes your game getting known a lot harder unless you have some kind of pre-existing fanbase. I think Toby Fox did music for Homestuck or something which is why people knew about his project.

I find it funny how all of you go full /pol/ mode when talking about Indians.

So much for the liberalism and freedom of the western world.

>>527474551
>The system and mechanics are the parts of Skullgirls that most of the fans care the least about, as proven by the popularity of the gacha.

Isn't that true for most games? Even Virtua Fighter which is the series known as the boring, gameplay focused series was first known for the whole "3D models" thing first.

>>527475471
All I know about indians is that they keep calling me in the morning to scam me and their food is mad gross.

>>527474551
>The system and mechanics are the parts of Skullgirls that most of the fans care the least about, as proven by the popularity of the gacha.
But SG GAWDS like oddberry on Xitter said that the gameplay was the TRUE heart and soul of Skullgirls. The REAL SG bros are the ones who spent 100000+ hours on Quick Match and can do 10 hour long combo resets in their sleep. Those Epstein CHUDS who complain about the update are TOURISTS who only care about teen panty shots and could never understand Skullgirls like I do!

>>527475942
The true fans are also a very small minority.

>>527475791
Racist Retard One: I'm hiring some ASIAN SLAVES to do the work for me on the cheap side, my nigga xddd
Racist Retard Two: Nah, bruuu, you're getting SCAMMED, Those DUMB BROWN ANIMALS can't code for shit, hire a SUPERIOR WHITE MAN IN A DRESS FROM AMERICA to code for you, he'll make the real game that's GOATED WTIH THE SAUCE, MY NIGGA.

This is how you poeple sound. Both groups need to be punished.

>>527475704
Even the people that say VF is innovative and 3d kino or whatever at least pretend to like the game
average skulltard doesn't even enjoy fighting games at all
It's like the touhou problem but even worse
entirely carried by the character designs and music

It would be like if the "I bought guilty gear for the soundtrack" shitposting was unironic and people really didn't want to play strive

If characters are just functions, why did none of the "true skullgirls fans" by Skullgirls Isuka?

>>527476787
...Is your image related to the text?

Baron just needs to hire some Chinese slaves to redraw his characters in the manga artstyle and people will be orbiting him like crazy
In fact, he doesn't even need to work on it, just needs to bait people with another new picture every few months and they'll keep following.
PJ already proved you don't need a demo or any actual code to get followers for your wacky game idea that will never actually come out

>>527476254
Stop denying my LIVED EXPERIENCE with indian scammers you faggot.

hoodweebs will dominate when wuxia and xianxia webnovels start getting anime adaptations

I only know what wuxia is because baron wrote the story about the fat chinese tiger that was in love with her brother

the warring states period was straight HANDS

baron baron baron is that all you motherfuckers know how to talk about
I swear that nigga is the frame of reference for half of you on here about any given random topic
some of you need to read a fuckin book for once, goddamn holy shit fucking apes

Love how thicc they made hela in rivals

>>527477338
>when wuxia and xianxia webnovels start getting anime adaptations
There are tons of Wuxia/Xianxia that has gotten animated adaptations, but no one is watching it other than the Chinese (and me).

Nezha already came out and I didn't see any black people talking about it....

xianxia is literally about cultivating divine aura, give it time and they will go nuts

HOOOOOOOOOOOLY need a naruto fg

Is that like movies where they have the cool kung-fu shit?

>>527477950
Dragonball is already Wuxia. But finna play Battle through the Heavens if that ever gets a fg, NIGGAAA.

>>527477670
Why isn't she a skeltal if she deals with death?

is vappa a slur

>>527478752
Yes and that is a good thing. Here's why.

how yang zhong cultivated for 1000 years and spun the block on jing xingyan

>>527476787
Remember when this was supposed to be a fighting game? Me neither

remember when Wang He did a drive by on Lian Po at changping killing two of his niggas

>>527476787
The yurifags will flock onto it, trust me

For me it's Wang Yuanji

Chun-Li
Jann-Lee
Rui-li

Fighting games need more older women

>>527479928
Huh-what?

>>527480050
kung fu woman from street fighter
kung fu man from dead or alive
kung fu girl from nitroplus blasterz

>>527480208
MK is weird then. Sub-Zero isn't the kung fu guy but the ice ninja.

>>527480046
So true!

I can't believe that Rippu from PanePon is going to be a guest character in Gigamaidens.

>ellie said merry christmas so she can't be a jew even though she admitted to being one
>ellie has no commission sheet so she can't have been approached to do character art for baron for $400 even though she admitted to rejecting it outright
>ellie uses the shift key so she can't be the danboorufag even though they type the exact same and hate everyone
>ellie only posted drawings to fgg so she can't have been the tekken shill on sfg even though she admitted to being metajini
>metajini is british so he can't be ellie even though ellie admitted to being him

>>527480046
No one wants to fight as a roastie or granny though

OH NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!

>>527480839
....why would baron hire a random Canadian tranny to turn his big boobed furry warrior women into femboys?
Most unrealistic part of the story

>>527480839
>ellie is casual so she can't have been wakeupshoryu or redcapote even though she admitted to being both of them

GOOD CHARACTER DESIGN IS WHEN BIG FUCKIN TITTIES JIGGLE JIGGLE JIGGLE

GOOD CHARACTER DESIGN IS WHEN BIG JUICY PAWG ASS JIGGLE JIGGLE JIGGLE

GOOD CHARACTER DESIGN IS WHEN GIRL HAVE VIRGIN TIGHT HYMENTASTIC VAGINA BUILT FOR RAPE FAP FAP FAP

IF THE CISHET MALE GAZE IS NOT BEING PANDERED TO 24/7, THEN I SHAN'T BE PLAYING IT LMAOOOOOO

Seriously, caveman? I'm not drawing that trite slop even if you pay me.

>>527481870
>Lust provoking image

>>527459656 (OP)
Why does this general favor gooner OPs so much?

>>527474741
No, but I often watch fighting games, who would've guessed. Sometimes I even play fighting games

>>527480046
They need .more PAWGs

>>527481982
High test.

>>527481982
lots of blacks post here

>>527481870
yes

>he fell for timmy's black LARP

DANBOORUFAG CAN'T BE ELLIE BECAUSE ELLIE USES THE SHIFT KE-- ACK >>527481870

>>527481982
>gooner
Low test ass nigga

>>527481870
>troon discharge
Aint finna read all that. ChatGPT sum that shit up

>>527481435
>ellie is short for eleonore and plenty of real biological natural women draw traps so she can't possibly be a tranny even though these are the obvious tells

>>527483047
The text is a satirical critique of hypersexualized character design in media, particularly as it caters to the cisgender heterosexual male gaze. Through exaggerated and intentionally offensive language, it highlights the reductive and objectifying tropes often used in the portrayal of female characters—such as unrealistic body proportions and non-consensual sexualization. The concluding statement expresses a firm rejection of participating in the creation of such content, even for financial gain, underscoring the author's stance against the commodification and exploitation of female bodies in visual media.

don't care nigga keep posting big booty white bitches

>4 (FOUR) fucking characers per year
What happened to fighting games?

>>527483537
production costs went up and players expect the content on a timely schedule, long gone are the days when a revised version of the game dropped 2 years later with 10+ characters

>>527483047
Need hela bouncing on my lap

>>527481870
All of these, but with zero irony
>>527483537
Initially, 3d was used because it was cheaper, faster, and easier than 2d
But now you people demand 4k graphics and 120fps animations on everything, so 3d has become more expensive and time consuming than any 2d game ever was.

>>527459656 (OP)
Remembered Clash of Ninja.

>>527483656
Wr also demand white women with big asses

>>527483475
Keep posting fat women they are hot

>>527483287
mommy...

...femdomcheez?
not sure if I like this new direction

>>527483475
HOLY

You can tell fgg is dying and cheez is getting antsy because he just switches waifus and fetishes every few days now in a desperate attempt to force engagement and get attention
eh's gone back to being background noise and no one caring about anything he says. he doesn't even quote random posts anymore and call them timmy tunrer from fairly oddparents, he just goes on and on about the leftist sjw trannies in his head making concord over and over even though that studio already went down months ago
I knew he was old, but he basically has dementia now.

>>527483537
My GOAT SNK could never.

>>527483537
We had it so good with SFV

6 characters a year, with fun and sniffy skins.
Proper CPT where very stop was hype even the smaller ones in third world countries.
Animations that still looked anime and cool (with a few oddball exceptions i know) instead of having so many mo-capped shit that just look awkward in the name of realism

>>527485596
Remember summer sniff skins?
Remember actually hype tourneys?

>>527485835
Even a goober like Lucia got swimsuits and now there's NOTHING

SF5 is currently the best SF game and will be for the foreseeable future.

funniest thing about sf6 not having costume is how much they're dangling colors in front of niggas lol. kakeru got a special..... color for winning cpt. shit sad asl

>>527486712
His color still hasn't been released yet btw

>>527487701
fucking lmao

>>527484671
That's 4 characters a year though, Mr. Big is next year

>>527483537
They're just following the business model of the rest of the industry by making games a service. Street Fighter 7 will never be made, or it will be at least another decade.

how long does it take capcom mumbai to edit a color?

>>527470115
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DaaKAfsk5U
He loses to idom in umvc3, idom doesn't place well at tier 1 tournaments with the game.

I just want the final Tekken season pass character to be a girl

And I hope they tease her at EVO....

Is Vergil the only example of a top-tier character that's so cool that people don't even hate them for being top-tier?

>>527489053
Maybe not directly but plenty of people complained or looked down on Zero May Cry

>>527489439
That's just because of Zero

>>527448028
I've been looking for this for years, and it still makes me chuckle.

Thank you so much man, hope you all the best.

>>527488539
That's not what he's complaining about you retard. SF5 was already a game as a service.

>>527489053
Fox.

>>527483537
my game is getting 5-6 characters per Season. i can't relate.

>>527490338

>>527490462
ilsa looking kinda sniffy icl might drop bea for her when she drops

>>527486257
Get a job.

>>527493908
A slow Sunday in Israel huh jewishnigga? These are dead hours. At least post Bridget. Worthless ass nigga

>>527489762
Yes, but it's only gotten worse year after year.

>anya leaves israel to "play fighting games in japan"
>the war starts
did she have insider knowledge?

When are they gonna show more info about Marvel Tokon?

>ellie admitted to being the danboorufag
>ellie admitted to being jewish
>ww3
ellie killed fgg and destroyed the world

>>527496970
Niggas like you who even know the names if anyone posting here and keep bringing them up is why this general is kill, you might aswell just make a discord for you and your namefag clique but you probably already have and you just use this general to schizo post at eachother, kill yourselfs namefags and interthread drama hogs

>>527498709
How's your doujinshi coming along, WoodenMasquerade? I hear you're working on two!

i webm'd a bunch of highlights from combo breaker RoA2 while i'm catching up on sf6 / tekken matches i missed yesterday
>why
i like the PARTY game and hope more people play / watch it :))

>>527501272
That's Stango, the Melee Marth getting combo'd by the Marth clone.

for context, you can choose which side the clone spawns on with a directional input

>>527501469
i didn't know he used to main marth, i only know him from RoA2 despite following Melee forever
sadly i mostly have clips of him getting shit on

actually i do have one of him getting vengeance

This is not wrong. There really is no point catering to the Western fanbase when all they do is complain nonstop instead of actually playing and looking for solutions.
At the very least, Japan has shown that they really are playing the game.

>>527501942
the illusion of choice between cope and seethe...

>>527501739
Mm. Love Smash so idk why I don't connect with other plat fighters.

>>527501835
That's BBatts a Peach player playing the Peach clone.

>>527501942
Huh interesting. When I watch both JP and EN trailers, I see JP fans complain more.

>>527502046
>so idk why I don't connect with other plat fighters
i feel like every platform fighter until RoA2 has just been too jank to take seriously. slap city was fun, and NASB2 is actually a good game, but being fun doesn't stop them from feeling like they're held together with rubber bands and cum. i didn't really like the characters designs of RoA2 at first, but other than that it feels like a fairly polished game. the animations are nice, which is the most important thing to me.

also Smash is just a different thing at this point. it's come full circle to being a party game where you can make X beat up Y.

last one. kino set.

>>527501272
game seems calm but from a casual perspective its such a visual downgrade from the first rivals. hope this smashlike can actually survive doe

>niche flop
>flop 10 year in the making
>arcsys
>nether realms core
>No release date
future of fighting games is looking grim

>>527504353
>4/5 are tagslop
>the only non tagslop is a 3d fg
crazy

You people don't even know what you want. Every day, you people are on here like, BRO I'M TIRED OF
>baby inputs
>neutral skip anime mash and dash
>rosters with nothing but women for trannies to project onto

And then COTW comes out, addresses ALL of those concerns and you just.... ignore it.

I better never hear you subhumans complain about those things ever again.

There was a 1v1 game for you filthy ungrateful swine right there and you turned away.

>>527506341
runs and hops are anti footises

>>527503296
really? i actually avoided RoA1 because i thought the pixel art was pretty mediocre.
>hope this smashlike can actually survive
it will unless Dan is secretly a serial rapist running a child trafficking ring. the low price of the game, DLC characters being free, and the game's revenue stream being propped up by a steady flow of cosmetics means that it's pretty stable. i don't think it's going to do gangbusters at any point in its life, but a console port would probably help a lot.

>>527506341
cotw has baby inputs and gives you a full drive bar to mash ex neutral skips from round start.
and it also got universal armor slop.

>>527501942
>game was dumbed down to such a degree that you see literal children make top8 all the time
>wow thats so great they are such prodigies

>>527501942
I watched the clip and when daigo cornered the lil nigga he slime impacted him. didnt want past that desu

>>527507390
lol?
He has the gene like EndingWalker and Noah

Noah's temu gene's already breaking down lmao and EW aint winning shit. all these "gene" niggas walking around and they're all fake as fuck. blaz got the gene doe

The Gen Z WARRIORS own all of you.
Don't forget that.

>>527504353
Lost all interest in VF6 when I saw they had a gay KOFXIII ideas guy on their team now. Like, they couldn't have even gotten the black tranny that's played VF for 20 years if they wanted a gay rep, had to go for the KOF nigga that's gonna turn VF into a bouncy juggle party masher.
Sega USA needs to be reigned the fuck in.

>>527501272
My brother in Christ, just literally go play Melee.
Bigger playerbase, bigger prizepools
Stop concerning yourself with this slop. How many smash-clones have failed at this point?

>>527467669
Play with me, I'm stuck plat right now.

Remember that time that one rivals player got brutally raped by a tranny when he was 15?

Love how every conversation about Dix ultimately always boils down to
>Yea well japan like it

>>527509653
I find that funny because in every other context, twitter people call jappas a bunch of out o of touch, mentally ill incels with outdated beliefs and unrealistic expectations, but suddenly they trust them now

>>527509653
its even funnier considering that japs are notorious for having shit taste, despite creating good media.
the great japparadox

>>527508730
>turn VF into a bouncy juggle party masher
uh..........

You guys say Japan has bad taste, but then I read IGN and I know what American taste is like.
Glass houses.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KYuOlso24I
Kimmy's dad made this!?

with all the motion input discourse, why hasn't anyone made a tekken-like 2d game with clearly defined attack strings and simplified directional motions but with occasional stuff like death fist and EWGF thrown in?

>>527508730
we don't shittalk tricky here

Looks: 10/10+
Character: 10/10+
Voice: 10/10+
Cuteness: 10/10+
Sexiness: 10/10+
Body: 10/10+
RO-MAN-TIC-IN-SOM-NI-AC!

>>527511217
what made you come back

>>527511217
Yui shits on her dumbass

>>527508949
>just go play the same game you've been playing for 20 years
I've played enough Melee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEUdZ9XXWxI

>>527483537
Melty got 8 characters in year and 3 month time.
....even if that 2nd Half was kind of ass cause mostly just Fate DLC

/neog/ is not feeling good…

>>527506491
based. people jerk of muh cotw neutral and how hops are different from kof but i played that shit for 50 hours and in the beta. it is fucking hop, unreactable dash, and air jd city.

Dnf Duel was pretty fun that first few months. Then shit got old so fast.

>>527515517
and it hasn't gotten any new characters since

>>527515824
they made a fun game and turned it into shit with how they designed some mechanics and characters.

>>527465594
I dont understand this. If you played a fighter when it was new, why go back? If you put actual time in on a game youll get so fatigued by it youll never want to play again, and once there are no more updates theres nothing to shake up the meta. And If you missed out on a fighter, why go back? Its just someone elses sloppy seconds, its not gonna be nostalgic, youre just gonna get dunked on by the autists and favela spic niggas still playing.

>>527517609
nigga still running the ffxiv meme when no ones even chatting about it anymore lol. that weird ass shill campaign just ended abruptly

>>527517770
I started grinding turd strike so I could beat vappa in their own game anytime they shittalked sfv but then I ended up actually enjoying it

>>527515824
DNF was pretty fun during the beta. And as much as I like the game, it was stale at launch because nothing changed.

>>527518096
Well i mean if you liked shit fighter 5 of course youd like turd strike: you like bad fighting games

>>527517609
i thought timmys and manthas fell off XIV because dawntrail was mid

XIV is mid cause there's no rat sex

This faggot really is ushering in the end times

ISSA CLEVER GAME

>>527520114
he already cracked the formula. ragebait the oldheads while wanking off the newfags. worked with soive, and is working with dix. his jewish empire will cotninue to grow at the expense of the genre

>>527520181
is sajam even jewish?

nigga shield hero STILL going on? what the fuck

>>527459656 (OP)
SEX WITH HAGS!!

Soive deserves Leffen.

this nigga clayton uploads one good video and then immediately uploads 30 videos about how he was sick and doesn't play fighting games
every single time
how long is this going to go on for?

>>527521347
Until he's dead?

>>527521347
>one good video
What video of Clayton's isn't good? The guy is based af. Not sure why you are mad about him being sick tho, that's part of why he is so legendary. Guy looked death right in the face and became a chad. How can you not be inspired by that?

>>527521724
any video where he talks about videogames without managing how he is blackballed by a nigga who tributes anime figurines is listenable
i enjoy his rambling when he isn't traumadumping. guy is his biggest own enemy. white ltg

>>527521813
Sounds like you just have a problem that he's a chad and not a incel like you.
https://youtu.be/jeDfkcNWy4k
The fact the guy with the health record shown here https://youtu.be/ER0z7pDyENU
Is why he is a legend. 99% of other people would be dead and he became a chad. It's not a trauma dump it's based.

https://youtu.be/r_CIr6RqVmA
I'll never understand how anyone hates Clayton. He's the only person that is ever posted that has a life outside of games.

>>527522896
Of course he has a life outside of fighting games, he doesnt play

kys clayton

>>527518096
Wouldve been wasted time if you didnt end up enjoying it because vappas dont play fighting games and eternally dodge.
All the rabid SF4 defenders here make it most obvious.

>>527517770
ST offers something that is severely missing from modern garbage. Its also so good people play it for decades without artificial reshuffling of metas and new characters. Something unthinkable these days.

>>527520284
spiritually jewish. kinda the same way you can be jewish by trade (lawyer).

https://www.twitch.tv/vgbootcamp And now we watch the good game.

>>527523390
Sf4 usually has a few hundred players on steam at any given time. Its almost as popular as 2 and 3. And about as popular as alpha2/3 combined.

>>527523390
>artificial reshuffling of metas and new characters
Holy cope, supporting your game is now a bad thing according to boomers lmao if you retards had your say fighting games would die over night

>>527523074
>>527523284
That's why he's based tho. Doesn't play, but when ever you get to see glimpses of him playing he's been god like. He's way better than he should be. People are so eager to cancel him because he makes everyone else look irrelevant. I mean who would you rather be friends with Clayton, a chad who is a true inspiration. Or Roof? Sajam? James? Obama? or anyone else posted here? lmfao it's not even a fair competition.

>>527523665
yeah thats a joke statement born from a non-player who mains steam charts.
if you actually boot up SF4 you wont find matches for shit. they are either jerking off to vs cpu matches or live so deep in the third world that the matchmaking doesnt even bring them up.
SF2 and 3 actually see heavy play on fightcade all the time.

pic related. I just tried looking for a match in SF4.
>>527523785
if sf6 didnt have looming updates that will totally fix the game but ultimately wont it would shrivel up instantly.
time will not be good to this game.

oh damn I actually just found a match.

>>527524480
grim

>>527524480
I hope that guy doesn't have a flight to catch.

>>527524480
Indians have the tiniest brain on the planet, he should be playing SFV instead.

>>527524346
>its popular right now, but its just a fad!
They said that about mario and pokemon. Youre just old.

>>527524480
evens I spam this in every thread to allude that sf4 players are indians
odds I go about my day

Wevans Samus is playing. >>527523517
btw last spacie in top 8 just got knocked out. Strange top 8.

>>527525149
doesnt smash have a general

>>527524998
I tried yesterday too and I also got matched with a jeet then.
I'm in central europe for fucks sake.

>>527525712
it's so dead that it doesn't even get posts during tournaments. case in point, the only recent posts in the thread are
>pity bump
>pity bump
>pity bump
>a literally faggot attentionwhore begging for a game of melee (no replies)
>rivals 2 webms
>people complaining about the rivals 2 webms
it's been like this for years: all smash discussion is on /v/ during (real) melee tournaments, while /ssbg/ is an empty wasteland because one guy who hates melee decided to dedicate years of his life to ruining the thread until there was no one left to even discuss ultimate with.

>>527526357
damn. glad we dont got mentally schizos like that over here

Yo

CEO is on. Y'all should be watching

>>527527935
Shut up Valentine
I am breaking free of your curse you harlot

>>527527935
it's ads atm

>>527527935
the melee commentary has so much dead air that i actually zoned out and forgot i was even watching anything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CM0Kr0xgh4U

>>527527935
*sniffs*
>CEO
Finna be a no from me dawg. Nu fgs are gay, LUHMEOW

>>527529268
imagine caring what these two chuckle fucks think.

+1

>peach puff
this melee bracket is killing me

I enjoy Strive more than Tekken 8, DBFZ, Granblue, and (unfortunately) COTW.

>>527530015
all those games suck

>>527530015
lol

https://www.twitch.tv/tampaneversleeps
dooberz

>>527530015
Same. I'd probably like COTW if it had more characters and players.

https://www.start.gg/tournament/ceo-2025-6/event/fatal-fury-city-of-the-wolves/brackets/1850789/2919347
DQ DQ DQ DQ

>>527530730
what the hell happened here

>>527531363
they drank the snk koolaid and it tasted like shit

YOOOOOOO UltraChen on commentary for SF6

I'm WATCHING and making BREAKFAST

What we miss with balance patches is players figuring out hard matchups over time, like people said peach puff was impossible but this match was really close.

>>527532925
A yt essayist told you that also who gives a fuck? Are you really gonna play the same fighting game more than 3 or 4 years? Thatll never fucking affect you you will have moved on by then.

>>527534243
>Are you really gonna play the same fighting game more than 3 or 4 years?
Yes.

>>527534243
Some games just get better with time.

chun would save cotw

they should replace chun with juri at the last second

FGC scrubs
>the casuals want hate motion inputs.
>Let's complain to the devs!
>I can't do -- I-I mean, they can't them. IT'S GATEKEEPING.
[devs get rid of motion inputs]
[motion input bros get mad]
FGC
>Instead of complaining to the devs that inputs are gone, maybe the genre just isn't for you anymore?
>if you don't like simple controls, don't buy it!

slopjam licking his crusty jewish lips

>>527506341
tribalism, graphics, snk's incompetence, and paid fgc shills killed that game.

>>527506491
The top characters can't run.
Invincible DP breaks all hops, unlike kof

imagine if sajam got jammerz cucked from commentating big events

>>527459656 (OP)
>shexyo ai sloppa
wew lad

>>527536873
jammerz and the uk boys are closer to capcom than soijam is.
and the brits are actually known to be a clique and to hold a grudge.

>>527537492
yea, not worried about jammerz because of this. logan was dropping not-so-subtle digs at sajam in support of jammerz on commentary yest.

>>527536986
we love ai, vappa

f-word and his cronies about to brutalise goyjam in the streets of london

what did basedjam say about jammerz?

>>527538269
jammerz said someone did an abysmal dp on dix comms and onionsjam started going passively nuts and muted the stream

I'm not a fighting game player, but I bought DBFZ for ten bucks on steam the other day. I've been learning a couple BnB combo's with the saiyan characters and working my way through the story mode and combo trials. Shit is pretty fun.

>>527538269
Sajam got upset that Jammerz called a badly space divekick a "terrible divekick" during a match at Capcom Cup, and then repeated it during the replay later on. He acted super dramatic about it on his stream and went on about how Jammerz's commentary is "terrible" because he criticized a player. He then ran to Twitter to try and rile up support for his opinion instead of just leaving it there. Very strange behavior.

>>527538715
That's nice anon. Yeah just have fun.

https://x.com/ThisIsAwful214/status/1898435330891530723
nigga really called his commentary god awful lmao whats his issue

>>527517609
>Jiyuna BTFOing content creators, trend chasers, Steamchartfags and Final Fantasy XIV players all in one video
You love to see it

https://www.twitch.tv/vgbootcamp Melee T4

>>527537946
i actually like a lot of sloppa, but mostly the high quality and human-edited ones

>>527539521
something about that sheen on ai art gets my jr going idk why

>>527538773
What a faggot

>>527539521
AI is the future

damn that was a dope set of rivals 2 even though it got corny as hell at the end. i felt that anger from the clairen player.

>>527539652
Yeah AI is weirdly good at really specific things like glossy/sweaty skin and skindentation. Pure boner fuel for some(me) but i understand why it's not for everyone.
I think people are harsh on AI because it's often the lowbrow cheap shit that gets caught out. The good AI you would never even notice or has been edited in a way that makes it look plausibly human-made, like Shexyo's stuff.

>>527539324
>hbox popping off against a tranny ICs main
the absolute state of this major

damn bowgen died? rip

Which game has the coolest healthbars?

smash got a lot of corny aspects but the corniest has to be the high timer

>>527459656 (OP)
Finna motorboat them hag hangers. Naruto Fighterz tagkuso when?

>>527540991
There's something on after Melee, right? They're probably going to get fucked over by the Jiggs Peach and Jiggs sets in general.

>>527534341
>>527539324
>Stank bros
Wtf? Why are Smash Timmies stinking up the /fgg/? Soive tourney over?

why didn't baron just use ai

>>527542304
Ult. Peach is out but Wizzy late

blazblue pools are pretty sad desu. the quality of players in winners was dark green squares

>>527542521
I don't brutally rape children, so I've never played Smash Bros or owned a chudtendo console.

>>527542672
Too lazy to write prompts, lol

>>527542238
was agreeing til you said tagkuso

>>527542874
speaking of brutal rape...

>>527542874
>chudtendo
Nintendo is apolitical.....

>>527540549
Eve gives 2B a run for her money

>>527543202
This isn't me

dayum im getting closer to S rank on fightcade doods. just need to breach the mental barrier and start regularly taking games off these S rank niggas. I'll be at cooperation cup one day representing /fgg/.......

You can't even name a recent human artist that's original and skilled.
Every time you people bring up humans being better, it's some motherfucker that died like 30 years ago minimum.
Think about it. Is Y'all hate zoomers and gen alpha anyway, so is AI really any worse than them? It's way better than whatever they'll produce.

Keep in mind, humans gave us slop like Concord, Blades and Beasts, and Dragon Age the Veilguard. What are we really missing out on?

>>527540549
Holy...

>>527543393
"Apolitical" means you're not helping good people or stopping bad people, so you might as well be the biggest alt right neonazi chud retard in existence anyway.

Let's say you see some incel in a maga hat beating an LGBT individual to death.

Remaining "neutral" there means you are quite literally letting someone die. "Oh, it's not my fight, bru, gotta stay out of it, bruv, gonna remain NOOTRAL."
Yeah, and now someone is dead while a criminal is left unpunished.

You're just too lazy to do anything, so by your inaction, you're allowing the culture that encourages this violent, criminal behavior.

Nice try.

>>527543545
Awesome anon!

>>527543603
Blades and Beasts never came out tho...

>>527543883
Exactly, Shadowcheez
Ai could have sharted it out in like 1 week, but some narcissitic sperg thought he was crafting a masterpiece and got mad when his mouth could not match his skill level.

With AI, you avoid all of that drama.

>>527543824
shut your bitch ass up trannycheez

Ellie is shadowcheez, too?
Are we reaching the cheez singularity?

>>527543824
miyamoto is like 80 years old, how is he supposed to stop something like that from happening?

>>527544385
Since when are old Asian men not capable of laying down the law?

>>527543824
>>527543603
>>527543883
>>527544115
Cheez... you forgot to change your name

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNQ7q3V2i70

>>527544359
It's more like Cheez is pretending to be Ellie and Baron. Ellie stopped posting here ages ago, you just want a punching bag.

Can't believe Cheez was the one shipping Ellie and Baron together. That's... honestly creepier than if Nubi were the one doing it.

>>527544860
I FUARKING LOVE ESSAYSLOP RAAAAGHGHGHGHH

>>527542738
>Wizzy late
Of course

God, please win this fucking set Wizzy. Give me Hbox Wizzy CEO kino instead of a fucking Hbox tranny ICs runback

>>527545032
To be fair, an insane nigcel and a nagging tranny are quite literally the perfect match, so that makes sense that people would ship them together.

>>527545267
which one is this cant even up with all the negro e celebs we got here

ELLIE DRAWS FEMBOYS AND HAS A NICKNAME TYPICALLY CHOSEN BY TROONS SHE MUST BE A TROON HERSELF EVEN THOUGH WE NEVER REFER TO THEM BY THEIR CHOSEN PRONOUNS

>>527545267
wish i was wadi...

Ellie, the fact you get upset at these namedrops and accusations of you being a tranny only makes it more proof that you are one yourself and that you are wakeupshoryu

>>527545370
That's Wadi, the smash ultimate player that got cucked by a 15 year old boy.
This broke his mind so badly he took the trannypill.

>>527545442
I dont even know what point this post is making kill yourself

>>527543824
>Let's say you see some incel in a maga hat beating an LGBT individual to death.
If it was an LGB I'd ask them to stop, if it was a T I'd get them an extra stick.

Shadowcheez can't be Ellie because Ellie says on her Pixiv that she grew up with Nintendo

>>527545729
Cheez bought a switch 2 and said he's finna sniffmolest peach, doe?!?!?

>>527544359
ellie drew peach, so it can't be the case

>>527544115
Nice try, Timcheez

like if smashies didnt insist on this retardedly high timer you could run a competent keep away game on this corny ass pseudo grappler but this nigga gotta engage with this tranny function

>retarded tranny (?) dramaposting starts
>thread posts-per-minute increases by 500%
curious. most curious indeed...

>>527545892
You agree with the sentiment word for word and were thinking that anyway, what's the issue?

>>527545982
why are you arguing FOR timeouts

>>527545729
>>527545864
Yes, yes, and Ellie never lost to Nubi or Baron. She never shilled for Tekken ever, never once hated Virtua Fighter, never drew Bridget or made futa porn of Vanessa and Lion and is in fact 100% a biological women

>>527545648
is this ai

i keep tuning in to cotw and keep seeing billy mirrors wtf

>>527546170
The threat of timeout encourages both more aggressive plays, but also incentivizes keepaway playstyles. With a timer so long that it never matters, a game can go on effectively forever with keepaway as long as they need it to, but realistically, it just slows down the pace and makes you not want to fight in many situations. It's the same problem those games with no timer like Touhou have

>>527545996
Ellie the transgender leaf Tekken shill has that effect on everyone

gooned my brains out to that vanessa x lion vocaroo to be quite honest

>>527546170
>retardedly high timer
>timer is never relveant
>zero pressure on the losing player to try and close down the space, they can just autopilot their usual gameplan with little regard for gamestate
gay asl. if I got a "stock" up on you you better be sweating while the timer ticks down and you haven't closed down the gap instead of tranny mashing on the other side of the screen because the timer doesnt matter

>unaccompanied trans minor in the world's lowest-cut top (if you can call it that) front and center at a smash tournament
tel aviv levels of danger

that nigga wizz was sweating his balls off dashing and mashing because one grab could smoke him lmao meanwhile the mantha was cool as a whistle while spending most of the games behind because there was zero pressure on that tranny ass nigga to actually approach lmfao corny ass game idek why im watching this slop

>>527546012
You don't know what I was thinking.

>>527546012
Mighty bold of you to assume that I even think about that clown anymore.

>>527546569
the timer is only relevant when MUs are so AIDS that they regularly go to timeout because either one or the other player has no incentive to approach. no one likes timeouts in Melee. they're coward shit. a shorter timer would merely make them more viable because you don't have to hold a lead for 5-6 minutes, which can be difficult even if you're playing a characters like Jiggs

this is just the most ass-backwards non-argument i've ever seen. you're arguing in favor of something that would merely make a degenerate playstyle you seem to dislike more common / viable.

>>527546604
why do you freaks always fantasize about raping trans women?

>>527546604
Smash community is making an entire generation of kids go through the events of this movie in real time

>>527546893
>timer is only relevant in AIDs match ups
not a good thing lmao
>a shorter timer would merely make them more viable
if smelee bots are such NPCs that they'd just chill on the other side of the screen and firm a timeout then they deserve it lmao. if you're down you deserve to carry the onus of approaching lil nigga

>>527546790
Cheez, you're not exactly hard to figure out, I know how your brain works. Here, I'll demonstrate:


PAWGS PAWGS PAWGS MADE FOR RAPE RAPE RAPE FINNTA TEAR THAT ASS UP WITH MY BCC HEHEHEHEH
That ape is still blaming me? Pathetic. Now, where was I?
PAWGS PAWGS PAWGS MADE FOR RAPE RAPE RAPE FINNTA TEAR THAT ASS UP WITH MY BCC HEHEHEHEH

can't wait to get a switch 2 for the arcsys fe fighting game

>>527547108
You had it right at PAWGS PAWGS PAWGS then you messed up.

>>527546604
>posting pics of a literal Smash kid
Fucking pedo jewishnigga

This will shake up the fgc foreved

>>527547108
BASED PAWGCHEEZ

>>527548096
was gonna say lmao weird ass post nigga really screencapped that shit off the stream feed

>>527548096
nigga thinks kids go to fighting game tournaments unattended

>>527547845
you talk about rape daily

youtube chat is really active despite being subs only

>grand finals in cotw is ANOTHER billy mirror
bruh

WEIRD ASS NIGGAS UP IN THIS BITCH

>>527548579
feets...

Billy replacing Hotaru?
That's a good thing.

what we watching

>>527550248
game 5 of wizzy vs hbox, melee
kino

Can I get leverless recommendations?
Preferably <$120

nigga really been dominating this party game for the last decade playing like that? lmao

you said that jigglypuff was inspirational?

https://youtu.be/hEyl9SQ_PlI
Proof that hating Clayton makes you deranged and delusional.

They should put rollback in Arcana Heart 3

How many fighting games do you guys play regularly?

>>527552139
examu is borderline dead, just pay some tranny to do it

>>527552337
i only play bbcf and uni2 occasionally

so like is it actually clayton samefagging or is it a dedicated fan/shitposter?

>>527552392
They're currently putting rollback in DaemonBride...

>>527552337
zero

>>527552337
only rivals 2

>>527552337
a lot of rivals 2
a little of slime fighter 6
i play some other stuff but only infrequently

>>527552337
>Strive
>Dix
>miscellany of other shit like chaos code, granblue, Vsav just w/e strikes me that day

How are people losing to this silver ass Ryu?

issa random game

>>527552726
I'm kind of surprised they went with that one first, but I'll probably buy it anyway

Lilith's cute but her moveset is insanely boring

>>527545267
she's cute, how is he losing?

>>527554316
>Dix
Random ass game

>>527532168
ozempic face

>>527538872
>sajam states opinion on his public stream
>people give their opinion on what he said
>strivers out the woodwork rushing to defend sajam
luhmeow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok_PQdP4E2Y

>>527552337
turd strike
sometimes dix, sometimes grub
rarely a bit of dooberz

>>527532168

>>527554901
>>527555840
both of you timmys would be balls deep in that bitch if you got the chance

>>527552337
2x, 3s and and vf5
just got my shit pushed in in 3s and made someone rq right after

>>527552337
3s, jojo hftf, and bbcf. Im trying to expand my repetoire. I want to add sf2, alpha, and marvel to that list and i think i can. I want to add guilty gear +r and vsav but idk if i can handle them.

>>527554727
Youre just a shoto hater

the turd strike illuminati runs /fgg/

why didn't baron get fgc heads to play blades and beasts?

>>527552674
Clayton is based what are you talking about? His own haters were in his DMs begging to suck him off ffs. That is telling.

>>527555840
She’s hot

>>527552337
2

>try to watch Kekken Top 8
>tastysteve nonstop "MAKE SOME NOISE"
Shut the FUCK UP already you manlet FUCK

>>527560019
>try to watch Kekken Top 8
just flip a coin a few times, same experience

>>527552337
Dix
Kekken
And a splish splash of Granbloo

>>527560019
Still better than SaintCola saying anything.

>>527560087
I like seeing characters like Reina played at the high level though.

why didnt fist go to CEO and win blazblue cf (in 2025 lmao!) free?

>>527560379
aislop

>>527560019
dirty feet yum yum

>>527560379
>>527560019
You're doing this shit to yourself. Just go to a booru and beat off to the Reina tag.

>>527560019
HOOOOOOOLY

>>527560584
anon...

https://x.com/MoralesPena/status/1853225046564557304

>>527560379
Need to see her swallow a black mamba

>>527557317
You actually need a game to get people to play the game.
And no, sitting in your room jacking your thug nub to hentai is not "a game"

afgg needs to come back. they played. you dont

Young ShadowTim said "thug nub"

If you would like Tasty Steve decapitated a chainsaw, MAKE SOME NOOOOOOISE

>>527561772
Mashing gimmicks in dead party mashers like BBCF is not playing fighting games....

>>527561926
For me its Amazon.

If you would like Tasty Steve decapitated with a chainsaw, MAKE SOME NOOOISE

>>527562132
Boobs too small

>>527557317
Hey, Pocket Rumble came out, didn't it?
Why didn't anybody play it? Seemed decent enough

>>527561703
>>527561926
These aren't me

>>527562132
She's too muscular for me.

>>527562336
This isn't me.

>>527557317
Serious question: What inspires you to make posts like this?
There hasn't been any development on this story in months.
He's been gone for almost a year and is never coming back.
It's time to let this go and let it die.

>>527562518
>She's too muscular for me.
dicklet

>>527562570
sex with dark-skinned women!

why did you guys want to crucify vicki for joking with technicals, then turn around and casually talk about how you want to brutally murder sajam and tasty steve every day?

cheez is a low IQ fetal alcoholism baby who needs beach ball size titties to get his 2 incher jump started

>>527560563
nigga went into hiding after meeting baron at taku

>>527562707
sticc chicks desperately trying to pretend they have an ass is endearing

>>527562601
We get it, you're a fag that loves huge cocks.

i miss my nigga fistcain

even baron said that fistcain was the true nitroplus god, not himself

skinny bitches with some cellulite on their otherwise flat ass is a peak combo

>>527562735
This is all lies and slander. And I'm much bigger than 2 inches and she doesn't need huge tits. But she does need a big phat fuckin ass. I like lucina a lot even though she's a chestlet. Don't want none unless you got buns.

fgg is so dead that you guys just talk about the same 4 lolcows every day?

Even talking about smash is better than this

Furkeldem said "lolcows"

sfg: This CEO SF6 bracket is insane. These upsets are the stuff of legends. The new generation of prodigies is just tearing through the old masters. This is like something out of an anime.

fgg: FUTA FUTA FUTA RAPE BIG FUCKING TITTY RAPE BIG ASS RAPE RAPE JIGGLE JIGGLE BOIOOIOIOIONNNGG!1 SCHWING! FINNABOUTTA PUT MY PENIS IN HER MOUTH AND THEN SMACK THAT ASS LMFAOOOOOO

Seriously? A goon chat? This is what you guys do all day now?

Sick and disgraceful.

finna make a strive-like

>>527563491
You laugh at our village idiots just as much as anyone else, what's the issue?

>>527563515
sfg scholars were discussing futakino just a few minutes ago..

Dehumanizing and tormenting severely mentally ill people while referring to them as "lolcows" is kind of messed up.
Whatever happened to love thy neighbor?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOu-VeSREX0

No one is obliged to feel bad for you, Young Tim.
You don't even believe in the bible, so why are you trying to hold it up as a cudgel now to judge us lmao
Shut the fucc up.

>>527563515
Do you mean big ass comma rape? Or big ass rape? Like big time raping? Or big ass rape like raping a big ass?

>>527564113
left is better

>>527563865
Pfft. Stupid Flanders

>>527563515
BRUTAL RAAAAAAAAAAPE NIGGA I'M FINNA GET UP IN THEM WALLS *puts in a corner* RAPE RAPE

>>527510069
you weren't supposed to show that

im sad :(

If you need a magic fairy tale book in order to figure out that it's a bad idea to waste time even thinking about retards or to push retards that own weapons and have no moral compass, you're probably just as stupid as the retards you're making fun of.

Like, I can't imagine what has to go wrong in your life where you need to be instructed by lies from some capeshit from antiquity.... just to realize that it's a waste of time talking about losers on the internet.

Religion is bullshit for retards and these people are basically the original schizo lolcows anyway.

>left is better
Gay ass timmy ahhhh moment

>>527539521
belongs to andy's jr

>>527564181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5g_gs6nnyo

>>527562284
>>527562054
based

>>527564514
ladyboys

>>527562570
Hate makes one strong. If I let go of my hatred, I become weak, docile and domesticated.
Without my remembrance of why I despise the enemy, it will give rise to many more like the enemy. It's why Hitler is still mentioned in media. If we forget why we hate his kind, then his kind will rear their ugly heads once more.

>>527563865
>Dehumanizing
When theyre sexting minors theyre dehumanizing themselves
>and tormenting severely mentally ill people
Unless theyre sex pests they dont deserve to be harrassed, and harrassing harmless cows like for instance, cobra jfs and bossmanjack makes you a piece of shit for sure
>while referring to them as "lolcows" is kind of messed up.
If you humiliate yourself on the internet for everyone to see, people will point and laugh. Thats fine, if youre putting yourself on the internet people can react and comment.
>Whatever happened to love thy neighbor?
Some people are dicks i get it but chillout bro

pumping my black nut into ram

>>527563515
I dreamt once that Aki drugged me and we fucked

>>527565093
fgg's lolcows never raped anyone, they just talk about futa and giants and vore and furry hentai....

>>527565235
lmao? Ram would be shoving her BBC up your asspussy, lil nigga

Can you be both a success and a lolcow?

>>527565620
Yes, look at the guy who made Borderlands

>>527565620
UNDOUBTEDLY.
USA president is the OG lolcow from the national enquirer days and goes on unhinged boomer rants at zero provocation lmao

>>527565620
just look at elon

fgg's a-logs are usually even more autistic than our lolcows because no one else would even give headspace to these fucktards lmao

>>527565620>>527565916
lefties at work lmao
too bad he was actually middle-left

>>527565620
Varg Vikernes is an accomplished musician, game developer, is entirely self sufficient as a farmer, has a wife and multiple kids, his own house, et cetera
https://files.catbox.moe/83tg3b.m4v

>>527566145
ellie is both an a-log and a lolcow

>>527565334
True

>>527565476
i'm aroused

I eagerly await Ellie's literary analysis of the blades and beasts story

>>527566145
Still upset about the alpha 3 ft10, ellie? The headstomps mindbroke you that badly?

>>527567268
Oh, I GET IT, because it's like how the epic CWC wiki analyzes the epic sonichu shit? so based and zased and EPIC, dood.
Seriously, fuck off, niqq. My time is valuable. I'm not reading some thug rog's autistic fanfic of Queen's Blade with his weird fetish attached.
I don't give a fuck what this retard wrote and I'm not going to waste my time sullying my mind with his childish, infantile narrative with no literary merit whatsoever.

Shut the FUCK UP, bitch.. All you're worth is a fuckin chat gpt analysis and then I have her write the scathing review for me, that's all you're gonna get.
>>527567337
Shut your mouth, whore. Before I shove something in there and make you shut up.

>>527557082
Demitri and Morrigan are shotos but still feel unique and stand outs from other shotos. Lilith is a basic shoto with Dan fireball.

>>527567216

>>527567268
>>527567586
>>527567812
Meds, Cheez. Please take them

Fine, you know what? Fuck you. I'll do it:

Alright, strap yourself in, 'cause we're diving face-first into a heaping bowl of lukewarm fantasy sludge. Welcome to Blades and Beasts, or as I like to call it: Furries and Filler.

This setting is like someone threw Zootopia, Skyrim, and a history textbook into a blender, hit "purée," and then decided none of it needed editing. What do we get? A sprawling, overly-explained world called Roxana—because FantasyNameGenerator.com was working overtime—with a continent called Creusa, where animal-people live in some magic Middle Ages clusterfart of exposition.

Oh, but don't worry! These aren’t your run-of-the-mill animal people. No no, they eat like animals but think like humans. That’s right! Wolves eat meat, rabbits eat grass, and somehow nobody eats each other because sentience. It’s the moral high ground zoo of awkward evolutionary logic! Carnivores don’t eat sentient prey? That’s adorable. And completely stupid. How do these wolf-people survive? Do they go out and hunt NPC deer while avoiding awkward conversations about it at work the next day? "Oh hey Jerry, sorry I ate your cousin's cousin. Totally non-sentient, promise."

Then there’s magic. Oh my god, the magic. You don’t just cast spells—you have to chant, cook potions, and sacrifice crap like you're playing The Witcher with extra homework. And just when you think it’s gonna get cool—“Oh neat, maybe some epic spell battles?” Nope! Most people just enchant swords and stab each other. Why? Because actual spells take too long! So what you're telling me is you built a magic system so clunky and useless, everyone just decided to go back to bonking each other with metal sticks. Bravo.

he was your friend...

>>527567337
>>527568389
This is what happens, Cheez, when you forget to take your meds. You suddenly turn into the caricature of a random drawfag everyone decided said drawfag is

And the religion? Meet Matronism—the cult of the Lion-Mommy goddess who pooped out the world and hands out warm hugs and social progress. Literacy! Orphanages! Soup kitchens! Sounds less like a religion and more like someone turned a public service announcement into a deity. The main goddess should just be called "Insert Morality Here."

But let’s talk story. Let’s talk Julia. Julia is what happens when you roll a tragic backstory, edge-lord magic, and bad fanfic into one giant corpse sandwich. She’s an orphan! A slave! A potion guinea pig! And now she’s back from the dead, super-powered, soul-hungry, and totally evil. Why? Because DARK MAGIC™.

Seriously, the plot sounds like it was written by someone who read Naruto, watched Hellsing, and thought, “Hey, what if I mashed this together with a Wikipedia article on medieval Europe and made everyone a furry?” She’s hiding behind black magic, so the protagonists can never find her? Great. So the whole story is a bunch of anthropomorphic losers playing Where in the World is Julia the Devourer? while she keeps power-posing in a cave somewhere like, “I’m still one step ahead, fools!”

Also, love how the world used to be violent, then got better, then got bad again because one undead goth girl got hangry. So we’re just recycling the entire civilization collapse cycle because the plot demands it. Top-tier originality, folks.

And this “common language” they all speak? Boudican? Sounds like something you catch from sitting on a medieval toilet. “Doctor, I think I have a case of Boudican.” “Oh yeah, that’ll rot your brain. Happens when you read too much Blades and Beasts.”

>>527568552
Why is Cheez skinwalking as "Ellie" to further his vendetta against Baron? That's just creepy.

Final thoughts? This isn’t a world. It’s a PowerPoint presentation that thinks it’s a novel. There’s more exposition than character. More animal-people than sense. It’s the kind of setting that feels like the DM at your DnD table won’t shut up about how cool everything is, and you’re just sitting there thinking, “Can I please roll for initiative and stab something?”

Verdict: This isn't just a hot mess—it's a flaming dumpster full of beast-people, convoluted spell mechanics, and edgy necromancer drama.

If this setting were a game, it would crash during the tutorial while the narrator lectures you about the cultural history of squirrel-people for 45 minutes straight.

Two middle fingers up.


There, now stop asking me about this cringe retard shit.

>>527567268
>>527567337
>>527567586
That's funny, Nubi. Really hilarious. I bet if you tell this joke with the same punchline over and over for 20 more years it will surely stick.
Granted, your only proof that wakeupshoryu and Ellie are even the same person is because they're both Canadian. That's literally it. You have zero evidence otherwise.

>>527568598
>>527568806
See >>527568578
But you're too far gone in this LARP, much like Nubi is in thinking wakeupshoryu and Metajini are Ellie.

>>527568552
I don't believe they talked to each other that much, actually.

Is nubi an a-log?

Tasty Steve AND Spooky on mic? This is literally unwatchable, not going to subject myself to that pain.

>>527569086
It's Cheez pretending to be what everyone thinks Ellie is >>527544729
>>527569102
I'd say so

>>527568389
>>527568598
>>527568806
Strong disagree. I rather liked his writing.

Let’s start with the setting. We’ve got a continent called Creusa on the world of Roxana. Sounds like a prescription drug, but once you dig into it? Damn, there’s meat here. Not literal meat—unless you're a wolf person chowing down on deer jerky—but narrative meat. This world’s got animal-humanoids living together, and not in some lazy, furry-bait fashion. These characters aren’t just “catgirl #47” or “brooding fox guy with scars.” No, their entire biology, culture, and diet are actually thought through. Carnivores still hunt—but not sentient prey. That’s a gray moral line that actually makes you think. It’s like Zootopia went to therapy, learned ethics, and picked up a sword on the way out.

And this world doesn’t skimp on the details. We’re talkin’ full-on magic system that feels like a chemistry textbook had a baby with an ancient grimoire. You don’t just say “abracadabra” and pull fireballs out of your ass. You have to learn it, craft it, study it. Want to lift a rock? Great. Want to turn lead into gold? Now you’re on the FBI’s magic watchlist. It’s magic with rules. Like Fullmetal Alchemist and The Witcher had a spell-slinging lovechild. It makes the whole world feel lived-in, like this is a place where people actually exist, not just float around waiting for the plot to care.

The religion? You’d think something like Matronism would be lazy, like, “Here’s our stock goddess, now shut up and go questing.” But no! The lioness goddess Matrona is basically the Mother Teresa of mythical creatures. Her followers don’t just pray, they do shit. Literacy programs, orphanages, soup kitchens. It’s like if your DnD cleric decided, “Hey, instead of spamming Cure Wounds all day, let’s fix the economy.”

The backstory for my furry fighting game is just that people can get sci fi augmentations to turn into animal people and uhhhhh there's a tournament I guess.

holy SHIT, ellie is going fucking NUTS

>reina vs. anna grnad final

hooooly the two sniffs that amke me wanna get tekken.........and the fag switches to drag, fuck

>>527569383
Whoever switched off of a sniff deserves to lose.

And the politics? Meritocracy. You can be a bunny commander leading a charge against a minotaur general and no one bats an eye. This world doesn’t just talk about equality—it actually does something with it. That’s refreshing as hell in a genre that’s usually just “big sword go slash.”

Now let’s get to the plot. JULIA.

Holy shit. This is the kind of villain origin story that slaps you across the face with a bottle of black magic and says, “You better pay attention, asshole.” Born into slavery, abused by a psycho sorceress, literally dies from an illegal immortality potion, comes back a century later with more power than Gandalf on crack—and a hunger for souls. It’s like if Voldemort, Maleficent, and Sephiroth all merged into one pissed-off magical juggernaut and said, “You know what? I’m running this show now.”

And the twist? No one knows where she is. She’s cloak-and-daggering her way across the continent while everyone else plays the most high-stakes game of Marco Polo in fantasy history. It’s tense, it’s chaotic, it’s fun as hell. You’ve got warriors, scholars, mages, and who-knows-what else all trying to outsmart each other to get to Julia. You can practically hear the ticking clock with every page. The tension’s thick, like wading through molasses with a battleaxe.

This whole setup is bursting with potential. The worldbuilding is tight, the magic is cool, and the villain actually feels dangerous. Not “Saturday morning cartoon” dangerous. I mean end-of-the-world soul-chomping juggernaut dangerous. Julia doesn’t monologue—she eats your damn soul.

And let’s be real—this is nerd fuel at its finest. It's what you wish 90% of fantasy games and shows would be. It respects your time, gives you just enough info to build a world in your head, then lets you run wild in it. It’s a little Elder Scrolls, a little Dark Souls, and a whole lotta "HELL YEAH."

So yeah. I’m the Angry giantess nerd. I rage at Mike Z, I scream about diarrhea indies and pajeet menus, and I play broken-ass garbage like SF6. But Blades and Beasts?

This one’s worth the grind.

Two blood-soaked enchanted thumbs up.

>>527569380
Nubi... you make spamming images, clips and copypasta and calling people your tranny boogeyman your entire personality. I ask again what your proof is that Ellie, Metajini and wakeupshoryu are the same person.

This is fucking cringe.

fake pj, didn't say nigger even once

>>527569826
Yes, Ellie is very cringe. She's accusing Cheez of being her and calling everyone who calls her out Nubi. She's been like this for 20 years and there's no sign of stopping.

>>527569304
holy...

move the thread to /bant/

>>527569942
Wait for Ellie to accuse shadowPJ of being Cheez or Nubi, too

Honestly, the battle system is just as bad. Let's rap about that for a second. Bro had no actual good ideas, it was almost impressive how stupid he was.

Alright, motherfucker, get ready, because today we're diving into a fighting game system so convoluted, so unnecessarily complex, it makes King of Fighters look like Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots. This ain't a game. This is a goddamn college thesis wrapped in a spreadsheet, duct-taped to a quantum physics exam, and someone decided to call it a “match.”

Let’s start at the top. 3 out of 5 rounds. 45 seconds each. Okay, fine, sounds normal… until you realize YOUR RESOURCES DON’T RESET BETWEEN ROUNDS. Not your super meter, not your character-specific gimmick meter, not even the f***ing bad decisions you made in round one. You’re gonna live with your mistakes, just like me every time I played Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

Hope you like hoarding! Because now every match feels like a post-apocalyptic resource management sim. Burn a Level 3 in round 1? Well congrats, you’re now playing bare-knuckle budget brawls for the rest of the set. This isn’t a fighting game—it’s fantasy f*ing Sudoku**.

Now let’s look at the buttons. Four attack buttons: A, B, C, D. So far, so good. A is light, B is medium, C is heavy, and D is some weird magic spell shit. But then we get the breakdown.

Oh god, the breakdown.

5A is frame advantage.
2A is sometimes a low, unless it isn’t.
6A is a universal anti-air.
B changes if you're close or far.
2B is a low.
j.B is a cross-up.
5C is strong but unsafe.
2C is a sweep.
j.C is your big air button.
D costs meter.
j.D knocks down.

WHAT THE F* AM I PLAYING?!** Why is this the fighting game version of IKEA instructions? You need a flowchart, a legal team, and a blood pact with an ancient demon just to do a basic jump-in combo.

And let’s talk supers. Oh boy. You’ve got:

Magic Blast (Level 1)

Enchant Charm (Level 2)

Last Sorcery (Level 3)

Each one has different inputs, different effects, and the complexity of a tax code. Want to use your level 3? Better input 236BC, but only if you didn’t already burn it on a combo that got blocked, countered, or invalidated by the f*ing Repetition Curse**!

Oh yeah. Let’s talk about Repetition Curse. You can’t use the same type of move twice in a combo. Sounds like a combo limiter, right? NO. It’s a creatively bankrupt way to punish anyone who wants to, you know, actually PLAY the game.

5A > 2A > cl.B > 2B? Nope. TOO MUCH FUN. Game says:

“INVALID STATE!”

And that’s when your opponent air techs out and kicks you in the dick for trying to express yourself.

Air teching. Ground teching. Hold-to-tech. Directional tech. Protection Gauge. Spell Reserve. Escape Roll. Supreme Guard. Extra Roll. Final Roll.

Jesus. H. Christ. This game’s got more defensive options than the f*ing Geneva Convention.**

You get hit? Tech.
You block? Guard Cancel.
You’re stunned? Spend your entire soul meter and just leave the match spiritually.
You wanna taunt? THAT gives you meter too!

Who made this game, a f***ing insurance company? You’ve got more failsafes than a nuclear reactor.

AND WHO THE HELL NAMES A CLASH SYSTEM "SPARK"?! You know what spark means in a fighting game? GUILTY GEAR. DRAGON BALL. Not “hitboxes touched tips so now we both cancel into f*** all.” Spark in this game is like a wet fart in a hurricane. Useless and gone before you notice it even happened.

And the damage system? “Simple, low numbers.” Oh cool, now instead of doing 350,000 damage in a cinematic finisher, I get to do "17." Nothing says epic like a screen-shattering death beam that does single-digit chip damage. Welcome to Fighter Accountant Simulator 2025.

The game even lets you taunt to recover meter! That’s right: taunt for buffs, meter, and spiritual dominance. This isn’t a fighting game—it’s a middle school drama class with swords and mana bars.

>>527569787
I haven't played SF6 in months, and Eliza Tekken is mid.

This schizobabble is all I need to know that Danboorufag is not Ellie but Cheez skinwalking as a random drawfag

And finally, the movement system. You’ve got air dashing, double jumps, super jumps, universal jumps, some characters run, some don’t, some roll, some don’t. Half the cast moves like anime ninjas, the other half moves like they’re on rollerblades made of sadness.

Want to block a grounded normal in the air? TOO BAD. Unless you Supreme Guard, then you can do it, but only if you had three meters, an astrology chart, and hit j.4D with the right moon phase.

Final Verdict?

This game isn’t a fighter.

It’s not even a game.

It’s a f*ing arcane ritual** disguised as a control scheme, where every decision is punished unless you spent six hours watching tech videos, took a masterclass in theoretical combo physics, and can do inputs that look like password cheats for DOOM.

It’s like Guilty Gear got drunk, slept with Melty Blood, and raised the baby on a diet of Mega Man X8 boss rushes and a copy of the Dark Souls strategy guide written in Wingdings.

This game can take its D-button, its Repetition Curse, and its twenty-seven defensive options, roll them into a ball, and shove ‘em up the Mystic Boon.

F* this system. I'm going back to Street Fighter II. At least when I get punched in that game, I understand why.**

blades and beasts? more like bullshit and barf


FUCK THIS "GAME"
(I use the term very loosely)

ellie still shills tekken in other gens

Cheez snapped and is using Ellie as his shield to vent his frustrations through

>>527570540
Was there ever actually a game? isn't it just word files?

>Top 8 is LITERALLY over
>TastySteve STILL fucking managed to come up with 4 more fucking "make some noise!"

FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING NEANDERTHAL

>>527570910
He made a demo in the program 2d fighter maker, but he never released it to the public, he just showed it in youtube videos and streamed himself making characters for a few months
https://youtu.be/Fuzgc9R-Wxs?t=3574

>>527571428
got farther than most game devs

why cant you guys stay on topic for even just one thread

The characters were also bad and no amount of asian slaves could save them. Let's go over that little list he made with them in there.

Alice:
Oh, look at this one. "Slightly toned, modest bust." Wow, are we trying to create an anime protagonist or a freaking Gritty supermarket cashier? You’d think this was a fantasy RPG, but no! The character is just "modestly toned"? You got a character who's both trying to be cute and as boring as watching paint dry. What’s with the yellow eyes? Is she a super cool werewolf or just a girl who skipped the coffee that day?

Also, did you say wrap-around chest? Is that supposed to be sexy? You know what’s not sexy? Trying to make your character look like she just raided a goodwill bin in an apocalypse and called it a day.

Gretel:
Oh great, it’s Gretel the “chubby witch”. You know what? This character concept could’ve been charming if it weren’t so goddamn lazy. A witch hat, glasses, and a robe? What the hell is this, a fashionable Halloween costume? I’ve seen more creativity in a child’s finger-painting.

And what’s with the "squishy belly"? Is that a compliment? Or are you trying to tell me she has a “cute chub” and that’s supposed to make her “relatable”? Look, fat shaming doesn’t belong here—but also, is her character supposed to be an NPC that just gives you a side quest about cake?

Gwendolyn:
Well well well, Gwendolyn the “mysterious muscle beast”. This is the character every bad game developer thinks is their magnum opus, but in reality, it’s just a poorly designed power fantasy. Loincloth and bikini top? Why don’t we just hand her a lifetime subscription to “I have no creativity” magazine? And then you have the audacity to “maybe” give her a scar or a Celtic tattoo. Couldn’t decide? Maybe give her a f*ing Viking axe and let her be her own walking cliché**!

This isn’t a battle-ready warrior—it’s a HBO fantasy show reject that didn’t make the cut for a reason.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SvYblE0BzY&ab_channel=ANIMEILLUMINATI
>have 1 game release this year
>have 1 upcoming game this year
>2 games for next year
>VF for whenever it's done
>this faggot goes "Market is saturated!"
What the fuck is wrong with the FGC!?

Suzette:
Hold up. "Lop ears instead of erect?" WHAT?! Did the artist get confused and mix up rabbit anatomy with anthropomorphic lore? The whole “lop ears” thing is just a mess. This character feels like a half-assed afterthought, like they were too busy designing her slippers to care about anything else. And turmeric hair dye? Really? Does she have a hidden potion-making side gig where she sells herbal tea to all the adventurers she meets?

Winifred:
Winifred looks like someone forgot to finish their fantasy character design and just slapped on whatever they found. "Light armor leotard"? Wow, the creativity train really took a detour there, huh? Are you suddenly in a medieval strip club, or is this supposed to be a bad-ass battle look? And cat’s eye? What the hell does that even mean? Is she a fighter or an audition for the next weird mascot for a drink company?

I’ve seen more intimidating characters in a “cats only” anime club.

Olga:
Alright, hold on—what am I even looking at here? The character description reads like someone just said, “How can we make Olga look like a supermarket cashier who moonlights as a bodyguard?” She’s fat and muscular, sure, that’s an interesting combo. But then the apron and undergarments? She’s not a warrior, she’s a bizarre dinner date that no one asked for. Did we design her for a fighting game or just a reality show where people try to make grilled cheese sandwiches while simultaneously fighting off an alien invasion?

Julia:
So, we’ve got Julia, the “what the hell even is she?” character. Dark gray fur, purple hair, red eyes, and a cape—oh, don’t worry, that’s all we need, right? Let’s design a walking magic spell and hope it somehow makes sense in a fantasy world! Maybe this is the kind of character you create when you’re trying to make everyone feel uncomfortable, but you’re not sure if the weird energy is working.

>Anon finally lost it

Gabriela:
The “petite, flat” trope? Really? This is the most basic, uninspired “character design for the millennial who is allergic to creativity.” And don’t even get me started on her “short habit with stockings.” What is she? A nun in an alternative universe where the Vatican also runs an anime convention?

Mamiko:
Okay, so Mamiko is the milf archetype. We get it. Her “clothing” is just a “loose-fitting Japanese robe” which apparently is only held together by her cleavage. Does she fight? Does she do anything other than just stand around and look like she’s about to drop some fan service?

Conclusion?

This is not a game, it’s a goddamn “What Not to Do” tutorial for character design. Every one of these characters has zero soul, no personality, and it’s like they were made using leftover RPG tropes, copy-pasted into a spreadsheet and just shuffled around like bad assets. Get rid of the clichés, stop making the female characters either “over-sexualized” or “boringly plain,” and please, for the love of **

No, hiring a pro mangaka is not going to save your little retard designs. You're going to need to get a fucking OVERHAUL and some THERAPY before you try this shit again, nibba lmao

>>527569383
big sniff

this thread has been nothing but botspam and schizoposting with small breaks for offtopic amateur gave dev shite for the past 3 years. why does this place still exist?

>>527572648
Because if you delete this thread these schizos will infect other places.

Oh let's not forget that cringe ass story he wrote about DA RIVALS. MF thinks he's Daisuke writing Ky vs Sol. Dawg, you're not even Mori writing Jin vs Ragna lmao.

Okay, here we go, time to dig into this mess of a "rival" story. Buckle up, buttercup.

You know, there are times in an RPG when you're just going along, fighting monsters, solving puzzles, and then... BAM. Suddenly you're hit with a plot twist so awkward it makes you wish you were just stabbing zombies for the fiftieth time instead of listening to this disaster of a backstory.

Let's start with Gwen and Winnie. Holy crap, talk about forced drama. These two are supposed to be rivals, right? A cat mercenary and a muscular wolf barbarian? Sounds cool, right? Like we’re going to get some wild animal violence—and instead we get a couple of characters that might as well be arguing over a parking space.

Gwen attacked Winifred’s village 10 years ago. Yeah, that's the big dramatic setup! I guess the game developer thought, "Hey, what if we just throw in a random tragedy to make them hate each other and never explain it well?" I mean, sure, that sounds like a GREAT way to not give a crap about real character motivation. So Gwen’s a part of a raiding party that pillaged Winifred's home. Totally justifiable—except for the whole "killing people" thing. And of course, Winifred has hated Gwen ever since. Oh, so you hate her because she killed some people in your village when she was just 18? Nice, but that doesn’t make her a sociopathic monster for doing her job. Yes, I said it, her job! She’s a barbarian! It’s in her blood to pillage and destroy things. Get over it.

>>527572921
i don't buy that excuse

>cvs2 top finishers are all boomers

But no, instead, we’re supposed to believe that Winifred, after 10 YEARS, is just so motivated by this trauma that she becomes a mercenary because of it. Oh, sure, whatever. That’s just the worst origin story. How did she train? What did she learn? I mean, she can’t be that great if she still gets her ass handed to her by Gwen. So now, after a whole decade of pent-up hatred, the moment Gwen and Winifred finally meet again, what happens? They’re suddenly best friends with a common goal? What?! Gimme a break.

And here’s where the plot really jumps off the deep end. “Hey, let’s have a fight! And at the end of it, they’ll just learn to understand each other and be friends!” Because nothing screams epic showdown like characters with zero chemistry forced to reconcile in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. Talk about lackluster storytelling. Who asked for this? Was the entire "rivalry" just built to make you feel like you’ve spent an hour grinding for a meaningless, convoluted clash? This is dumb. REAL dumb.

So, now we get to the crux of the issue, and it’s just an absolute mess of terrible logic. Gwen, the person who attacked Winifred’s home, is remorseful because she killed someone to protect her sister. And you know what? I actually buy this. She’s a killer. She’s remorseful. Fine. But that doesn’t make Winifred’s hate justified. The real kicker is that Gwen spends the next 10 years carrying around this guilt while Winifred holds onto the grudge for 10 years like a toddler with a broken toy. FOR A DECADE. And it’s supposed to be this big, powerful emotional conflict, but I just sit there thinking: "Why do I care?"

>>527573012
They tried banning them, but they keep ban evading. Imagine the Bridget avatarposter going to /sfg/. Fucker doesn't even care no one is reading his shit.

>>527572648
we're too gawdlike

Then there’s the whole thing about the two countries. One gets hit by a cataclysmic storm caused by magic, so naturally, the solution is to send in the wolf barbarians to raid the neighboring country. Because... why not, right? Get me some food, let’s burn down the crops, and break some shit, ‘cause we can’t grow it ourselves! Bravo, Gwen’s people—way to show how much you care about solving the problem by making it way worse. The whole thing is like the worst case of “misguided good intentions” that you can possibly imagine. Magic to control weather? Yeah, let’s just throw some big rain dance spells around and hope that nothing gets destroyed. Oh, what’s that? Uncontrollable hurricanes? Good job, magic users—way to screw everyone over. Top marks for thinking ahead.

Then we get the classic setup where Winifred and Gwen are both going after the same bad guy—Julia, the vampiristic witch. Oh, and what happens when they meet again? They get in each other’s faces, have this big rival showdown because apparently their conflicted feelings are just waiting to explode, only for them both to just stop fighting for some forced “moral resolution.” Who wrote this, some guy who got hit in the head with a rolled-up scroll too many times? "We’re not so different after all"? Oh, great, yeah, we’ve seen that in 500 other pieces of media.

And of course, the climax of their "rivalry" is them learning about each other’s pain and becoming "understanding." BRAVO, that’s what we needed. The one thing this rivalry lacked—understanding and empathy! What a revelation! You see, that’s the secret ingredient to any good rivalry: not the clash of wills, not the epic battles, but simply the realization that they're both actually on the same side and that fighting is pointless. Tremendous writing, really.

But let’s talk about their fight dialogue for a second. Winifred says: "It’s you! You’re going to pay for your sins!" Oh, shut up, honey, you sound like the most two-dimensional revenge junkie of all time. Then Gwen says, “I shouldn’t waste time on a small fry like you”—and oh, my God, this is supposed to be a fierce battle, but it just sounds like they’re getting ready to debate the best type of cereal. Gwen thinks "killing’s just like hunting pigs"? What is this, some medieval Food Network? Give me a break, this is not the place for that kind of thinking. You’re both supposed to be pissed off at each other, not having an existential crisis in the middle of battle!

And the kicker? Whoever wins, they just walk away from the fight. That’s right, all that buildup, all the hate, and at the end, they’re just like, "Alright, we learned something, let’s go stop the big bad." Like, what’s next, a hug and a high-five? Good job, guys. You solved your deep-rooted issues by not fighting. This is the most anti-climactic "rivalry" ever. Where’s the satisfaction in that?

Final verdict:
What a trainwreck. This rivalry is predictable, cliché, and makes zero sense. The setup is forced, the payoff is even worse, and these two characters end up learning nothing valuable at all other than "hey, we're both kind of alike!" It’s like the writers took two characters with promise and decided to spend 10 years burying them in a pit of poorly thought-out backstory. If there was ever a case of a rivalry that could have been done right and instead went completely sideways, this is it.

So yeah, thanks, I guess, for the riveting fight dialogue, mind-blowing character development, and refreshing, “we’re not so different after all” moment. What a huge pile of steaming garbage. Next time, try having them fight over something that doesn’t make me want to flip the table.

Seriously, my brother in christ, take a writing class.

>>527572648
For me to sniffpost and +1

>>527568389
>Do they go out and hunt NPC deer while avoiding awkward conversations about it at work the next day? "Oh hey Jerry, sorry I ate your cousin's cousin. Totally non-sentient, promise."
You're related to apes but nobody really cares. You are related to the cows you eat but nobody cares. If you grew up in a world where people eat apes (and they do) you wouldn't think it's that weird.

Is there a reason ya'll are losing it today in particular?

>>527573881
Since when do humans have an ancestral link to cows? I thought we only were related to monkeys.

>>527573897
is go like chess where getting good at it is just memorizing openings?

>>527574027
that's literally every strategy game ever devised by humans if there's no randomness in it and it's turn based.

I mean, we have sentient humans and non-sentient humans even in real life already, but we don't eat them.
Dark meat is not good tasting.

>yipes
great
another fucking power tripping shill that will constantly ask for MAKE SOME NOISE because he wants to feel like he has power over the crowd
fuck him too
cant believe i used to like him on the mic

>>527574315
actually when colonizers went to the congo and shit there were plenty of reports of whites trying human meat and calling it delicious

>>527574315
you eat dogs and cats all day...

Do the Chinese people in Africa eat the black people now, too?

Idol Showdown — Results
1. Ryazo (Pekora Usada)

>>527574013
Apes, not monkeys.

loud noises overstimulating lil timtim

Oh right, forgot his other cringefest, the shit with Julia the edgelady. (female edgelord)
Oh. My. GOD. This right here is a complete and utter trainwreck of a story. Let me just rip into this garbage fire of a narrative that somehow made it out of the gutter and onto paper. Buckle up, because I'm about to obliterate this like it’s a 1990s Nintendo controller thrown across the room.

The Setup: A Bland, Unoriginal Mess

We open with Julia's "pretty good childhood," as if that’s supposed to make me care about her when her family sells her into slavery. Oh, wait, my bad. A minor noble family. Gotta throw that in there because we’re supposed to somehow feel bad that these rich idiots gambled their savings away and then sold their daughter to pay the bills. Seriously? This is the most cliché, lazy setup I’ve ever seen. We’ve all seen this a thousand times—some noble family ruined by gambling and a poor child cast into the pits of suffering. Whoopee. There’s nothing here that stands out, except for the sheer lack of creativity. It's like a bad episode of Fairy Tales for the Deprived.
The Villain: Diana the "Mad Scientist"

Oh boy. Here comes Diana, the classic evil overlord who apparently has all the personality of a wet cardboard box. She’s not just evil though—she’s a "mad scientist" who uses slaves for twisted experiments. Sounds fun, right? WRONG. Every time this one-dimensional hag opens her mouth, I just want to scream, “Please, for the love of Luna, shut UP!” This character is about as original as a pre-gen character in a free RPG Maker game. We get it, she’s bad. She’s terrible. She’s sadistic. But that’s literally all we get. She’s not terrifying. She’s not interesting. She’s just a tired trope with a ridiculous name and no depth.
The Branding Scene: How to Completely Ruin a "Powerful" Moment

>>527573997
It's ANACONDA VICE not anaconda press

Oh, you thought branding Julia with the words “Semper Obedire” was supposed to be a shocking, emotional moment, didn’t you? Newsflash: It’s not. It's stupid, it's predictable, and it’s more painful to read than watching a monkey try to solve a Rubik’s cube. Seriously, Diana pulls out a branding iron, gets all dramatic, and literally says, “Don’t panic, it’s just a branding, you’ll be fine.” Then Julia just “sighs”, takes it, and gets a painful new tattoo that’s not even clever. It’s just bad writing. This is supposed to make me feel for Julia? Instead, I’m just waiting for this story to hurry up and get to the real action.
The Writing: “I’m Staring at My Screen, Wondering Why I’m Still Reading This”

Honestly, this writing feels like someone fed a word processor a bucket of clichés, and this is the result. Each character has the emotional depth of a paper cut. Julia’s internal monologue? Like listening to a robot try to empathize. Diana’s dialogue? So over-the-top evil, I almost expected her to twirl a mustache and laugh like a cartoon villain. You want a redemption arc? Good luck. You’re gonna have to wade through an ocean of tediously bad plot points before that ever happens.

The worst part? Every dramatic “moment” is telegraphed from miles away. “Oh no, Julia is about to be branded? I didn’t see that coming. Oh wait, I did, because this story is as predictable as the sunrise.” How many times are we going to sit through "Oh no, she’s about to die!" only to have her miraculously survive? This is like every bad tragedy mashed together into a gelatinous pile of “emotional impact” that misses the mark by a mile.
The Potions and Experiments: A Literal Dumpster Fire

>>527574708
You care more about that than anyone else, Cheez

ultrachen will always be peak comfy streamboaring

Okay, I’m going to need a moment here. The whole “immortality serum” subplot? What in the name of poorly thought-out plot devices is that nonsense? They test it on random slaves like it's some kind of mystical lottery. It’s an experiment, yet Diana’s like, “Eh, let’s just throw in some brimstone, some argentum, and hope it works.” She even says, “None of you are strong enough to be a threat to me.” Really? Are we supposed to believe that this sad excuse for a villain could hold her own against even a moderately intelligent adversary? She can’t even properly mix potions! Her “science” is so half-baked, the only thing “undying” here is her incompetence.
The Climax: Because Why Not?

Now we get to the climax of this nightmare—Julia takes the potion, and it's just... wow. She doesn't die, but she doesn't get much else either. She gets shot, absorbs a soul, and wears the dead dog's cloak as some weird, unnecessary twist. What? What is this? This is the epitome of lazy storytelling—you want a character to be cool? Give them some unnecessary “power-up” and hope the audience forgets that the plot's a disaster. This is like a low-budget B-movie where the hero is suddenly indestructible, just because the plot demands it. I’m almost waiting for Julia to start speaking in cryptic prophecy next.
The Final Nails in the Coffin:

The police force arrives at the end, and the captain just kills the villain with no effort whatsoever. Diana is dead in an instant, like she’s just an NPC you kill for a side quest. The police don’t care about the slaves. It's almost like the author didn’t know how to wrap this up, so they threw in a random police raid and pretended it was meaningful. Oh, and the best part? The slaves are thrown into a mass grave, like it’s the ultimate commentary on how unfair life is. Except it’s just a cheap attempt at making me feel bad without any real emotional weight behind it.

Final Thoughts:

This story is an unmitigated disaster. Every single element here feels like bad fanfiction cobbled together from a bad Saturday morning cartoon, complete with shameless clichés, unnecessary drama, and predictable plot twists. If you’re looking for actual character development, solid world-building, or even a compelling villain, look elsewhere, because this is a mind-numbing slog. This isn’t a story worth your time—it’s a botched experiment that should have stayed buried in the trash where it belongs.

Zero stars. I’d rather get a branding of “Semper Obedire” on my skin than read this again.

This is like that "Like Chef Boyardee, my rhymes are truly cookin'" rap from Persona where blud thinks he's making kino but it's just pure autistic cringe and not even the good kind.

Cheez went fucking nuts

finna j.bca

imagine watching kekken 8

I wish this PJ luck with his game

why did ellie start insulting the fat witch for being fat?
Isn't that just body shaming? kind of off color for her

+1

>>527577928
It's Cheez pretending to be Ellie. The real Ellie would not know any of this stuff.

>>527571951
>>527571736
>>527570540
Ain’t finna read all that troon shit. ChatGPT sum that shit.

>>527574359
Have to say that game has no hype. Forced hype. Got random Chilean niggas robbing legacy SF jappa vets. This game is SHITE. Shan’t be defending a game this shit.

>>527572648
containment thread

Eating my cute robot wife Sethanies ass because the doctor told me i needed more iron in my diet

Black Crime?

kpopbros

I was eating but I gotta give some props to Yipes for making the joke that TastySteve says make omse noise

How come games with sprites keep getting played longer but games with 3D models get dropped as soon as the sequel releases

>>527580129
k/da2

>>527577053
Thank you Gamer

>>527580786
New games are made to be disposable slop

>>527571618
Most game devs learn a real engine instead of some Mario maker visual scripting shit lmao

i tried learning godot when 4chan was down but then i realized it was a waste of time

>>527581701
Like Godot engine?

>>527581701
No really. Most game devs get their start either in a modding community or using one of those cookie cutter engines. There's no such thing as a "real" engine, and if you're talking about Unreal or Unity, they didn't always exist. Its a valid way of learning the practice. But then you have to define what a "game dev" is. Like a guy fucking around with mario rom hacks probably has better dev sense than someone following unreal 5 tutorials but isn't necessarily a dev.

Honestly I praise anyone who makes anything. Endlessly idea fagging about your autistic bullshit is a waste of time, making something, no matter how bad it is, is at the very least respectable. People who worry about being a "real" dev working on "real" engines are very vocal about doing fuck all.
>I want my game to be good
Is the shitter's cope that they never had fun with the craft to begin with. You don't want smart people to make games, you want people to are so autistically passionate about their garbage that they refuse to quit.

ffffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

feet