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7/15/2025, 2:59:54 AM
>Playing SSBB
>Getting horny by ZSS and looking up Peach and Zelda's dresses
>Start getting a boner
>Look down at controller
>For some reason think it'd feel really good to shove my dick in the gap between the sticks
>Set up a nice angle of Peach's bloomers
>Take dick out
>Try to push it into the gap
>It kinda goes in after some fiddling
>Boner grows
>Starts hurting really fucking bad
>Feels like having my dick caught in a mousetrap
>Massive regret
>Can't get it out
>I start panicking
>Pull the controller and feel intense pain in my dick
>Dick slides out
>Thought I broke my cock
>Thought I'd have to tell my parents how I broke my cock trying to fuck a controller
>Decided I'd rather just have a broken dick forever
>Hurt for the rest of the day, was fine after
>Getting horny by ZSS and looking up Peach and Zelda's dresses
>Start getting a boner
>Look down at controller
>For some reason think it'd feel really good to shove my dick in the gap between the sticks
>Set up a nice angle of Peach's bloomers
>Take dick out
>Try to push it into the gap
>It kinda goes in after some fiddling
>Boner grows
>Starts hurting really fucking bad
>Feels like having my dick caught in a mousetrap
>Massive regret
>Can't get it out
>I start panicking
>Pull the controller and feel intense pain in my dick
>Dick slides out
>Thought I broke my cock
>Thought I'd have to tell my parents how I broke my cock trying to fuck a controller
>Decided I'd rather just have a broken dick forever
>Hurt for the rest of the day, was fine after
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