>moving within driving distance of AGDQ
>have competitive times in legitimate speedruns / categories
>know how to structure a submission
I'm considering submitting just so I can go scorched earth halfway through the run and tear into GDQ for 20-30 seconds before they cut my microphone and permanently ban me.

>what if we took everything people like about professional theater-wrestling and made it lame as fuck
alright

too bad that ESA already did this successfully a week ago