Another morning with severe schizophrenia. What are you doing today anons? I am going to listen to the voices tell me to kill myself in a myriad of ways. The voices have also been focused for a couple months on eating poop and how great poop eating is and how many different recipes there are that can incorporate poop without tasting it. In particular, one recipe is deep fried poop with KFC spices, known as shit sticks.

how do you survive day-to-day when you have one of the dumbest monkey nigga gorillas for a manager at your full time job?

> joins new company as DEI hire
> uh I see you use C# and F# I don't know those
> yeah I understand the legacy code is 10 GB
> we need to rewrite the project in COBOL, C99, or perl 4: those are my languages
> *new project is created in her languages*
> um actually I am more of a visionary and do the architecture
> I need a code monkey to write my project outline for me while I try to get laid on bumble all day

remember to dilate or I will attack you for not following the code of conduct!