it's only happened a few times, but sometimes you gamble with a fart and you lose. Once you hit a certain age, it'll happen to you...

>>714930947
you don't get a choice with oysters. They filter feed and even "clean" tributaries can dump hepatitis A into them. You get that or shigella and you'll be crying, curled up in a ball crying after dry heaving for the 6th time and puking up bile.

I used to dread getting the stomach bug because it meant that I couldn't play vidya, unlike getting the cold or even strep.