>>212954040
This is true. My best friend got leads in all the musicals in high school and he had like 15 girls orbiting him. There were a few gay guys who loved him too. Women love men who are the center of attention. Also theater kids in general are extremely horny and fuck like rabbits.

I got "Goodbye My Sweetheart, Hello Vietnam" stuck in my head again.

>>509325553
Do it!

>>713461948
>local AWACS or ECM mule starts blasting Magic Spear or Showdown over every relevant frequency
>everyone on both sides drops tanks and mission critical equipment save for a2a
>all pertinent objectives aborted in favor a dogfight
>everyone's commanders on the ground back at base fucking seething
it'll be a sight to behold