https://www.androidpolice.com/dont-rock-out-with-your-smartwatch-out/

For a second I thought this article was actually possible in cyberpunk red but TT only gets called if the crit dismembers, so just getting concussions from thrashing wouldn't do it. Still kinda amusing. I'm always on the lookout for articles/advertisements that look straight outta the dystopian future. Like pic related.