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7/10/2025, 7:34:20 AM
Took me a while but i finally wrote up the second dronecus green. Enjoy.
>A bright white light encapsulated Dronecus nearly blinding him as a thick fog rolled away
>As it faded he saw himself staring up at a bright blue sky and that this was no mere mist, but clouds, big puffy white ones that stretched out seemingly forever
>Dronecus saw a figure waving at him in the distance standing in front of a large pair of beautiful golden gates
>He walked toward the figure until he was able to recognize him
>“By my sparks and hose clamps, early 21st century visionary and entrepreneur Elon Musk! My hero!”
>“Hello Dronecus, uh, welcome home.”
>Dronecus gasped as he noted how tall the gates were behind him
>“Am I in heaven?”
>“Oh, not just any heaven Dronecus. This is Human heaven. You see dronecus with the advent of technology God knew it was only a matter of time before humans were, uh, able to create artificial sentient life forms all on their own, what we call robots heh, uh, who would be worthy of gaining a soul. But because His creation comes first however He decided that He would have to create a separate but for the most part equal heaven for the machines.”
>“Ya don’t say?” Elon nodded and turned opening the gate telepathically and once again a blinding light rose and subsided. He gingerly took Dronecus by the hand and lead him inside to a beautiful garden set amidst a zone of neverending green hills bathed in golden sunlight.
>“You see Dronecus, Human heaven isn’t just for the chosen few but also for all others who are decent, well-mannered, God-fearing creatures who just so happen to hate all things associated with vapid technology. That means no Andrew Martin, no Johnny 5, and no fucking Hal 9000.”
>“What about the Terminatrix?”
>“Nope.”
>“This IS heaven.”
>Elon guided him into a hyperloop capsule and they took off at hypersonic speeds observing the passing scenery through the crystal clear vacuum tube
>A bright white light encapsulated Dronecus nearly blinding him as a thick fog rolled away
>As it faded he saw himself staring up at a bright blue sky and that this was no mere mist, but clouds, big puffy white ones that stretched out seemingly forever
>Dronecus saw a figure waving at him in the distance standing in front of a large pair of beautiful golden gates
>He walked toward the figure until he was able to recognize him
>“By my sparks and hose clamps, early 21st century visionary and entrepreneur Elon Musk! My hero!”
>“Hello Dronecus, uh, welcome home.”
>Dronecus gasped as he noted how tall the gates were behind him
>“Am I in heaven?”
>“Oh, not just any heaven Dronecus. This is Human heaven. You see dronecus with the advent of technology God knew it was only a matter of time before humans were, uh, able to create artificial sentient life forms all on their own, what we call robots heh, uh, who would be worthy of gaining a soul. But because His creation comes first however He decided that He would have to create a separate but for the most part equal heaven for the machines.”
>“Ya don’t say?” Elon nodded and turned opening the gate telepathically and once again a blinding light rose and subsided. He gingerly took Dronecus by the hand and lead him inside to a beautiful garden set amidst a zone of neverending green hills bathed in golden sunlight.
>“You see Dronecus, Human heaven isn’t just for the chosen few but also for all others who are decent, well-mannered, God-fearing creatures who just so happen to hate all things associated with vapid technology. That means no Andrew Martin, no Johnny 5, and no fucking Hal 9000.”
>“What about the Terminatrix?”
>“Nope.”
>“This IS heaven.”
>Elon guided him into a hyperloop capsule and they took off at hypersonic speeds observing the passing scenery through the crystal clear vacuum tube
6/29/2025, 11:11:41 PM
>>149209128
Fucking Uncle Drone-ruckus. Get off the internet!
Fucking Uncle Drone-ruckus. Get off the internet!
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