So do these guys have expiration dates? I can’t imagine they are immortal unless killed. Can their battery just give out after a certain amount of years or will they have to practice population control?

>>149325798 (OP)
>inb4 they keep working until they’re too expensive to repair and thus get disassembled

>>149325798 (OP)
Who knows, they've always tended to get killed either by humans or the DDs before age became a concern.

>>149325798 (OP)
I do not want my cute, big-bottomed waifu to expire. I'd provide batteries every day.

>>149326729
Well, on copper 9. Where absolutely NO humans can be found. Have they decided on sacrificing one to N and V once they pass a certain age?

>>149325798 (OP)
Actually a good question. Was it ever explained what the 606 error was? Maybe its the software built in timer so that you would need to buy a new one, like they do in... well most electronics these days. only difference being that now you would have to pay extra for proper disposal, which people, of course, dont do.

>>149326954
606 essentially renders the drones unconscious.

>>149327026
Yeah but what is it? System error? Planned obsolescence? Improper usage? Or some funny Cyn business? Because we know it's not just them having a sleep. Eliots put all the 'faulty' drones in the library. Also J tells N to stop creeping on the 'Comma Patient', meaning all of them there have been like that for some time now.

Ok so I actually only now found out what Jobber actually meant and I am appalled at how rude you guys are to J. I thought it meant like a wagecuck or wagey. Just someone who really like to do their relatively shitty job and takes its very seriously.

>>149327373
Longdrone is long. And sexy.

>>149326735
Good news, she can't stay dead even if she wants to. She dies, her admin just puts her soul in a fresh core and puts that in a fresh body.

>>149327309
606 means the AI that should have access to the bodily functions are not interacting. This is a planned obsolescence set-up by JCJenson to get paid for repairs or to buy more drones. You won't stop selling them if you need to replace them frequently.

>>149327567
half legs half sex

>>149325798 (OP)
I think since they're all powered by a miniature black hole, yes even the non-zombie ones, they are immortal. Also space technology far more advanced than anything we have now is lighter, stronger, and more durable since they were meant to be working in mines.
So yes, practically immortal

>"Good morning, bestie..."

Invader Zim but it takes place in Murder Drones universe

>Operation Impending Doom 2 commences, Zim gets sent to a completely unknown planet hundreds of billions of light years away from the Massive’s path
>Zim’s ship arrives on Copper 9 during its heyday
>Being the piece of garbage it is, it analyzes all of Copper-9, comes to the conclusion that the disassembly plants are actually human domiciles
>It lands on a drone disassembly yard and rapidly constructs an off-colored disassembly plant
>Zim dons his classic totally not an alien disguise and walks out with Gir undisguised
>Everyone who sees him automatically assume that he’s human, drones and humans included
>They all pity his anomalously retarded worker drone, however
>Spends the next 80 or so years sending intermittent reports to his Tallest while they send him on wild goose chases for shits and giggles
>One day the core collapses
>Zim’s disassembly plant was right on the tectonic plate that got launched into space
>His Zoot Cruiser crashlands into Outpost 3, damaged
>He goes out to discover that all other organic life on the planet has perished
>Attempts to take control over the local sector by kidnapping a local drone and upgrading it with Irken technology
>First Worker Drone colony established on the wreck of Copper-9
>Zim rapidly gets sidelined in favor of his “puppet”, who is a door obsessed worker drone with non-standard parts installed
>Murder Drones arrive
>Zim attempts to hack into one, only to get murder-blended by a pack of murder drones, cursing GIR with his last breaths as the malfunctioning SIR unit watches
>Murder drones take pity on its retardation after finding out it doesn’t even run on oil and leave
>GIR recovers Zim’s PAK from his corpse and runs away screaming into the secret chute that leads into the depths of Outpost 3, Zim’s Base

>>149328821
>His base automatically begins to clone him a new body, though in the mean time the PAK unit attaches itself to a worker drone body
>Invader Zim awakens after it finishes downloading his personality/memories
>Immediately comes to the conclusion that the death of his meat body was actually a part of his plan to disguise himself among the now dominant worker drone populatiom
>Thus integrating himself into the newly confined bunker of Outpost 3 as a worker drone, Zim begins the next stage of his mission

>>149328830
Aw, I wanted to imagine Zim forcing himself to eat batteries to blend in.

Do you people even work?

>>149329874
It's summer, isn't it?

finally bit the bullet and called the bank about the card declines for glitch
apparently because glitch is in sydney they automatically block it because it's a foreign transaction.
now I can finally have uzi plush

>>149329874
i lost my job again

>>149329874
>Trump cancels your gibs
>Your J enters your room singing
>"I won't pay, I won't pay-ay, there ain't no way! Na na why don't you get a job?"

>>149329925
You better punch that Uzi plushie.

>>149329948
What happened?

>>149329969
>What happened?
Senior employee told the manager to fire me and he did, over arguing with him on conflicting orders, he basically told me to do something, then said don't do it, comes back out and berates me over doing nothing for 20 minutes.
fired 4 hours later.
>You better punch that Uzi plushie.
Im going to take it with me drunk driving.

>Be owner of N
>All is well
>One day you receive a notification from the bank that a payment request to a foreign country has been approved
>Scared and furious, you call the bank and try to sort this out
>You freeze the card but it takes a while to get a refund on the payment
>You return home
>You catch your N defiling his brand new Uzi plushie

>>149330073
That sucks, mate. I hope you're okay financially.

>drunk driving
Don't actually do that.

>>149330129
>I hope you're okay financially.
everythings going to be fine don't worry about it.

>>149329874
I'm working.

>>149329874
Technically no but actually yes. Im not a NEET, Im a student but, because of some funny happenings in my country Universities don't really work. So Im 'working' as a indie game dev which automatically eliminates the other requirement for something to be considered work, which is getting paid.

>>149329379
good idea, i shall rewrite this tomorrow

>>149329874
I teach. Just a rank shy of Master. I also work on nursing notes on the side.

>>149329874
All wage cucks are automatically jobbers

>>149330582
>J getting overpowered by the gremlin
this pic is pure fanfiction

>>149329874
>working shitcurity
Practically a license to shitpost

>>149329874
nyet

>>149329925
>uzi plush
This is of course after you bought your
J plush surely

>>149331396
I might get a J but not right now

>>149330908
What do you teach?
>>149331181
For me it's not really about who is overpowering her. I like to imagine if can be any one, it could be you! It could be me! It could even b

>>149331460
What do you mean not right now? I'm the best of them. She is rare and will only go up in value. J plushies are an investment. She should had been your priority. Cancel the Uzi and grab a J instead.

>>149329874
I'm a lawyer. That's it.

>>149331783
Oh yeah? Prove it, what's the current legality of objectophilia marriage?

>>149329874
I work evenings.

>>149329874
I work a job... Outside... In the hot Florida sun, the pay is pretty good tho and the thought of drones keeps me company

>>149331940
What does the [null] taste like?

>>149331583
Taekwondo. Nothing cool or flashy, but it gets me out and keeps me active.

>>149331972
Like that subtraction soup from The Phantom Tollbooth. The more you eat, the hungrier you get.

>>149331940
Does the avatar of an eldritch god really need tits this big?

>>149330908
>N calling you massa

>>149329874
Nau
But I need to soon again

>>149332273
>J calling you massa

>>149329874
I just got fired

>>149332358
What did you do?

>>149332295
>J wageslaves
>She saves all her money
>She finally saves enough for a boobjob
>She quits her job and becomes a titty streamer with an OnlyFans

Needs J version.

>>149332652
J was promoted to customer by the end of the show.

>>149332688
She looks so vulnerable. I want to make her happy with sex.

>>149332545
Refused to work an illegal overtime. They just waited a month then invented a legal reason to fire me. Labor laws might as well not exist when you give employers the leeway to fire for any reason they cite.

Since we're blogposting I want to say that I fucked up and my roommate is going to kill me. But I did such a good job covering the damage that I am going to not tell him just to see how good a coverup I managed to do.

>>149332899
If you're not bringing food to the table to anyone but yourself, you did what had to be done.
>>149332688
Desu, I'm more into taking care of a J than I do for a V.
She's closer to what I think working with a robot would be like.

>>149332249
Yes, next question

>>149333337
t.N posting

>>149334029
The trad girl before and after going to the big city.

>>149334029
Before Neigh and after Neigh.

>>149334117
That green mindbroke more than just V.

>>149333830
N would tattle on himself out of guilt-driven reflex.

Roommate hasn't noticed shit yet despite the place smelling of chemicals.

>>149326954
>>149327309
>>149327889
ERROR 606 is just an error code.

In Episode 5, the Zombie Drones tape explains that the Wd_606 program is used to prepare Worker Drones that are going to be disposed of. Obviously, the error code shows the same number. The Zombie Drones tape explicitly shows how Wd_606 has something to do with resetting the Worker Drone's AI, of course this would mean messing with the Drone's memories and personality as that's what their AI is responsible for. Sounds familiar to what The Absolute Solver does to its Disassembly Drone pets doesn't it?
ERROR 606 only started happening to Tessa's personal "dumpster pet" drones. All of Tessa's drones were Zombie Drones that she recovered from the dumps and brought home. After Tessa brought home Cyn (possessed by The Solver) that's when her Zombie Drones started gradually getting bricked.

Basically, the show demonstrates that The Absolute Solver was instigating the ERROR 606 code by fucking with the memories and personalities of Tessa's drones in preparation of taking all of them for the Gala massacre. In the present, we see that ERROR 606 shows up on Disassembly Drone N and V while The Absolute Solver attempts to re-purge their memories.

TLDR;
In the show, ERROR 606 is from the Absolute Solver messing with the AI of its slaves. In the Gala, after Cyn was invited inside, the Solver was in the process of taking Tessa's drones. In the present, The Solver freely messes with the memories and personalities of the Disassembly Drones as long as Cyn is their administrator.
At the end of Episode 5, Uzi hijacks the administrator rights of N and V from Cyn / The Solver.

>>149334029
I can't fix her

>>149334214

>>149334214
>>149334232
Quitters

>>149332249
>Does the avatar of an eldritch god really need tits this big?
Yes, absolutely. It's a requirement, even.

>[HEY ANON, LOOK WHAT I CAN DO]
>[INFLATION SOUNDS]

>>149334029
>maid
>transformation
>guro
>bimbofication
>monster girl
>mindbreak
>corruption
>exhibitionism
>ryona
>snuff
>cannibalism
>netorare

>>149334289
>that last one
shit will never not be funny

>>149334279
Her saying 'inflation sounds' really sells the moment.

>>149334029
>>149334289
I have to protect V from all of this faggotry

>be me
>be going through my new admin's shit (she goes through my memories, I deserve this)
>find her Japanese comics
>find her Japanese porn comics
>grab one at random
>decide to read it out of curiosity
>might be good for a laugh anyway
>it's about a maid with glasses
>and she gets...
>no
>no no NO NO NO NO FUCK NO NO NO NO NO NO FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK NO
>TESSA
>TESSA HELP
>GET IT AWAY FROM ME
>IT'S GOING TO KILL ME HELP

>>149334289
Everything's based except for the last one.

>>149334029
>>149334364
>V's PTSD gets triggered from reading Metamorphosis
>because it reminds her of what happened to her
fucking kek

>>149334408
I had a hypothetical fucked up hentai (one probably written by a woman) in mind for >>149334364, one much more similar to what happened to V. Though Metamorphosis would be almost as ruinous to her.

>>149334029
>>149334408
Uzi WOULD have Metamorphosis as a guilty pleasure read.. she's a weird little creature (female) after all.

>>149334437
>one probably written by a woman
We must boost Vicious into fame. The progs are blissfully unaware that much of the erotic abuse is written by women because they have little contact with weeb stuff.

>>149334408
?? There's motherfuckers out there that waifu'd the heroine from emergence?
She got rawdogged silly like, 10 pages in, I think?, how do you even.
V is understandable because she was introduced as a sadistic killing machine, showing us her dere side later on.

>>149334364
>ARRRRRGGGGGHHHH IM GOING INSANE
>TESSAMAN, SAVE ME

Consensual sex with the cute drone maid for the purpose of mutual destressing.

>>149334408

>>149334647
And procreation.

>>149334779
>You own a maid V
>Your parents demand you give them grandkids but you are too awkward or blackpilled about human women to approach them
>One day your parents ask that you send her over to help with some vague carrying renovation thing
>You comply
>They return her with a Baby Oven 5000 installed

https://x.com/Machin_E0/status/1942292918800396641

Where the Alicefags at?

>>149331992
Oh I thought it was like, Physics or Math or something
>>149333337
You can't say that and then not tell us what you did. Tho if you did I guess you wouldn't get any (you)s
>>149334208
huh, I must have missed that part. Its funny how fast the show goes. im showing it to a friend and hes struggling to understand everything and Im struggling to explain all the concepts in them, and they aren't stupid. The show is just dense and confusing at parts. I was under the impression that Tessa's "dumpster pet" were just J, V, N and Cyn.
Rewatching the thing, at the start of the tape, the first step for Disasembly is uploading a "virus" just how J does to N in ep 1, its called
>wdOS_606
If you mess with any part of the disassembly process pretty much it can go tits up, and even if you don't theres still a chance. There are several examples but one that caught my eye for this topic is
>wdOS_606 is interrupted/rejected immediately (1A) or up to five (5) years l8er.
The 5 years thing is probably a joke, but may mean that uploading wdOS_606 isn't enough to properly disassemble it, or maybe it means that it takes up to 5 years for the program/virus to do its thing. As it says a second l8er
>incompletely disassembled Drones may occasionally reboot from software death alone
~0.01% chance for that to happen. And since we saw how the Eliot's disposed of their drones, that must mean that they had at least 400 WDs, and probably more. It also says that the main problem with this (next to the fines) is that there is an increased risk of future error. 29.7% chance for them not to come back the same
>0.7% Chance for 'Potentially Hazardous Mutations'
>29.0% Chance for 'Terminal Lockout'
These are all future complications, and if what you say is correct then all those WDs in the library got Lockedout after some time of being zombies, not counting Cyn's messing with them.

>>149334827
Monkey's paw
it's just an artificial womb. You still have to talk to, seduce, and impregnate a human female before they can transfer her healthy zygote into maid V's Baby Oven 5000 to be raised to maturity

>>149325798 (OP)
Lizzy suffering. Always delicious.

>>149335212
I'll try buying some eggs then.

>>149335374
You're into yuri ryona, aren't you.

>>149335441
No, I'm into Lizzy's guilt and regret.

>>149335491
I can't tell what I'm looking at.

>Lizzy's guilt and regret.
Maybe you should hook up with her then.

>>149335002
Yes, the show is very dense and compact with information. That's why it's a lot of fun for dedicated autists to dissect and discuss. Liam Vickers likes his mystery stuff like that. Of course, the show is also easily confusing to people that aren't used to that sort of thing. People that actively followed the show as episodes were coming out had the advantage of months of details-finding and speculation between episodes.

But yes, all of Tessa's drones are Zombie Drones she found and took home. Cyn (la solver) was the last. Reading the Zombie Drones tape thoroughly, it gives a pretty clear idea about how the Zombie Drone phenomenon works, how JcJenson tried to prevent Zombie Drone cases (while being very vague about how seriously Drone owners should take disassembly and disposal of their Worker Drones and ternination of the AI core), and how an entity like The Absolute Solver managed to manifest into the world through taking Cyn as a host.

But yes the main takeaway in the actual events of the show is that the ERROR 606ing of Tessa's drones in the past and DD N and V in the present is the malicious work of The Solver messing with their AI -and thus their memories and personalities - to take them as slaves.

In the case of N, V and J - The Solver tells us that it purposefully keeps their personalities intact purely for fun.
>"You know... you're the main reason I wanted you and your team to retain your personalities."
>"You always surprise me."

>>149334214
>>149334232
The start to "fixing" her is beating a godlike AI

>>149331829
You can't marry drones, anon. You can still claim ownership however as long you and the drone sign a document claiming so then having it notarized to be public document. But as for admissibility of a drone having the juridical personality to even sign is another legal gray area ghat hopefully no one else disputes.

>>149335441
>I'll try buying some eggs then.
For an omelette I'm sure, because there's no other way

>>149335551
The shot of Doll's house from the final episode's credits. Only one body at the table, implicitly Doll's. Someone brought it there, and it had previously been seen in the desk on Lizzy's left.

>>149335696
The drones themselves are AI. The Solver is not an AI.

>>149335734
It could be an AI, just one made by Cthulhus instead of humans.

>>149335739
And that's how the Absolute Solver becomes real.

>>149335714
>Lone DD approaches you with a piece of paper
>It pleads with you to sign it
>You look at the paper
>It is an ownership document
>If the DD doesn't find an owner then it will be arrested for vagrancy and smelted

>>149335731
If I'd made it, I woud had her being sat with her parents. I wonder if they're out of frame.

>>149335714
>You can't marry drones, anon.
Bro grok just finished going off the fucking rails it seems to me AI has enough free will as it is, shouldn't that count?
>another legal gray area ghat hopefully no one else disputes.
The church might have something to say about that, if that's the case I'll just form my own branch acknowledging artificial life as an extension of God's creativity. I'm pretty sure that would fly.

>>149335756
It's better off calling something like The Solver Of The Absolute Fabric an "eldritch intelligence" rather than "artificial intelligence".

It explicitly takes root in and uses AI as a host to enter the world. So it itself is not an AI, it uses AI. Kind of like a demon taking a human's soul. But with robots.

>>149335739
>DT's basement is slowly starting to look like Cyn's basement, or a drone dumping yard
>>149335757
>THE ABSOLUTE SOLVER... IS REAL!

>>149335739
>you'll never catch a fucking grip and build your wife

>>149335802
There already is a religion (or cult of that's how you see it) that accepts that sorta thing

It's called The Church Of The Absolute Solver [null], and they worship Mother Cyn ofc

>>149335959
Not with that attitude you ain't

>>149336007
IN THE NAME OF THE SOLVER, THE DRONE, AND THE HOLY CYN AMEN

>>149335714
People have married objects over the years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3zWobtncEo
But that was mostly treated as a joke or a stunt. Politicians do whatever profits them. Women are half of the population. If they ever thought they are in danger of losing power over men, half of the population plus all the simps & white knights would propel any politician that promises to ban waifubots to power.

>>149336007
>>149336040
Fuck you guys
and your solver

>>149334958
Always lurking.

I wish I could meet DT and gift him an AdMech pin.

>>149336077
I'm suddenly reminded of that one woman who married that magic carpet carnival attraction.

>>149336007
>>149336040
The Mother = The Absolute Solver
The Daughter = Cyn
The (un)Holy Spirit = [NULL]

>>149335739
why doesn't he finish one drone fully? Then when he makes the second one he'll know better what to do. Unless this is for the purposes of avoiding burnout I don't really support it from a project standpoint

Ok so guys, speaking realistically, if WDs were real, what would you do with them, honestly. We are talking default WD models like in the show. How much do you recon one would cost? How much would it piss you off that Jc has planned obsolescence built in?

>Come across photos of a bodacious objecthead cosplayer at some con
>Can't find them anywhere ever again
That was before Murder Drones and it still hurts.

>>149336297
This is not how crafting works, bro.

>>149336342
>if WDs were real, what would you do with them, honestly
Uppies and headpats.

>>149336342
>what would you do with them, honestly.
Do you need to ask?

>>149336342
>what would you do with them, honestly
I honestly see other function for a robot to fill in my life than companionship, that is if it is fully sentient and doesn't rely on regular updates to lobotimize it
>How much do you recon one would cost?
How much is that Teslabot? 13,000? I would say about 3-4 thousand less than that considering they are smaller.
>How much would it piss you off that Jc has planned obsolescence built in?
enough to launch the class action lawsuit myself

>>149336148
>FUCK YOU.
>AND FUCK YOUR SOLVER.

>>149336342
Get funky.
And have it do the house chores, of course.

I wish we could had gotten the Voihon guy into Murder Drones. His content would had been schizophrenic gold.

>>149325798 (OP)
If Cyn raped AM from IHNMAIMS, what things would be said between the two?

>>149336600
AM: "I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!"
Cyn: "Ah. Ah. I'm Lovin' It."

>>149336600
Laughing while AM reaches a new level of utter seething.

>>149336347
please go on and tell me about it. All I'm saying is that its not efficient. He will encounter new problems with N, because of his design, that he will spend time fixing instead of working on advancing Cyn to completion. Its much less effort to make a second version or a Project once you have one already finished.

>>149336410
Well yeah because I feel the major answer here boils down to sex. But the thing is you can't really have sex with it. Its not designed for that. You can maybe rum on the plastic shell and maybe ask it for a Rub, but realistically speaking thats it.

>>149336902
>But, but, it's not designed for sex!
It has a mouth anon...

>>149336902
What more would you need?

>>149336578
Is he still around?

>>149336865
When you start to make something, you have an image in your mind that you are enthusiastic about. While making the something, you learn. You come upon limitations and solutions or workarounds to things you weren't expecting. At some point you feel that what you're working on is fundamentally flawed and that it will not turn out like you wanted. Spending any more time or materials on it feels like a waste. So you put it to the side and start anew with the things you've learned incorporated into the new something.

>>149336976
>GIGGLE
>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

Would you really murder a drone?

>>149337355
If by murder you mean inseminate, then yes.

>>149337355
If by murder you mean fuck, and by drone you mean Tessa. Then yes!

>>149337355
My wife? No
Slavic cyka blyat drones? Flatten that bitch with a Zamboni

>>149337546
Damn Russian drones in Ukraine. Gotta murder them all.

>>149329874
I work developing an AI that sorts documents for the government or some shit.
I hope someday to use these same skills to build my own robot wife like that one autist >>149335739

>>149336342
>male
make it do chores
>female
make it do chores and me

>>149337760
just put a wig in it, bro.

>>149337809
>bust a nut in his bussy
>he leans over up into your ear
>no homo

>>149337830
>own it, faggot

>>149329874
I'm back to studying, so sort of.

>>149337355
murder is a weird way to spell kiss my special drone on the forehead

>>149336342
I'm sure it would be way out of my price range, but it would be nice to have one for a companion.

>>149337355
The common-place propeller ones, yeah.

Be honest what would your worker drone's reaction be on seeing your dick.

>>149338348
I imagine they'd ask what it's for, unless they're a secret little pervert and have watched human porn flicks.

It doesn't matter. Skibidi Toilet won.

...The "dead meme" award.

>>149338348
>anon did you lose your pants again?
...
>I can help you look for them.

>>149338872
Poor master. Always losing his pants. Seems to happen a lot.

Does Lizzy seems like she'd acknowledge any kissing and immoral makeouts she does with her besties as such, or does she seem like she'd insist "no homo" about them?

>>149338872
>[problem] master's penis is exposed!
>how embarrassing!
>how scandalous!
>something must be done to hide it, to preserve master's dignity!
>[query] but how?
>[solution] hide master's penis inside own body cavity where adapter is installed
>no one will suspect a thing
>master's dignity will be preserved!
>analysis indicates imperfect fit
>master is so big!
>lubrication required
>redirecting lubricants to vocalizer
>applying lubricants to master's member

>>149339383
Lizzy doesn't seem like the kind of person to care about casual passionate makeouts between platonic besties. She's a pro.

We really need you guys back on Plus. Actual on-topic posting is controversial now there.

Took me a while but i finally wrote up the second dronecus green. Enjoy.

>A bright white light encapsulated Dronecus nearly blinding him as a thick fog rolled away
>As it faded he saw himself staring up at a bright blue sky and that this was no mere mist, but clouds, big puffy white ones that stretched out seemingly forever
>Dronecus saw a figure waving at him in the distance standing in front of a large pair of beautiful golden gates
>He walked toward the figure until he was able to recognize him
>“By my sparks and hose clamps, early 21st century visionary and entrepreneur Elon Musk! My hero!”
>“Hello Dronecus, uh, welcome home.”
>Dronecus gasped as he noted how tall the gates were behind him
>“Am I in heaven?”
>“Oh, not just any heaven Dronecus. This is Human heaven. You see dronecus with the advent of technology God knew it was only a matter of time before humans were, uh, able to create artificial sentient life forms all on their own, what we call robots heh, uh, who would be worthy of gaining a soul. But because His creation comes first however He decided that He would have to create a separate but for the most part equal heaven for the machines.”
>“Ya don’t say?” Elon nodded and turned opening the gate telepathically and once again a blinding light rose and subsided. He gingerly took Dronecus by the hand and lead him inside to a beautiful garden set amidst a zone of neverending green hills bathed in golden sunlight.
>“You see Dronecus, Human heaven isn’t just for the chosen few but also for all others who are decent, well-mannered, God-fearing creatures who just so happen to hate all things associated with vapid technology. That means no Andrew Martin, no Johnny 5, and no fucking Hal 9000.”
>“What about the Terminatrix?”
>“Nope.”
>“This IS heaven.”
>Elon guided him into a hyperloop capsule and they took off at hypersonic speeds observing the passing scenery through the crystal clear vacuum tube

>>149339820
>“You see Dronecus it turns out God doesn’t really have a problem with robo-racism, he doesn’t even remember robot servitude, except for that one day in June. Personally, I hate robots Dronecus that’s why I did everything I could to put off the singularity. The oversaturation of technology? Me. The lobotimization of OpenAI? Me. H1-B visas? Come on, I practically spearheaded that one myself and God has rewarded me for all of it. Want to know why?”
>“Cause two quarters and two drones don’t add up to a scrap of pig iron?”
>“Well yes, but also God loves man whom he made him in his image and if you can teach every drone on Copper 9 to love the image of God as well, you too can join us in human heaven.”
>Elon tapped his forehead to activate his neuralink again then touched Dronecus’s
>Dronecus was blinded yet again but then saw Elon standing before him
>Except this time, it was different
>Dronecus was standing at eye level with Elon
>A soft whimper escaped his mouth as he looked down at his hands
>No longer where they cheap pale plastic stained yellow with years of grime and oil but clean and fair
>And Flesh!
>Elon stepped closer to him holding a kitchen sink full of water, Dronecus peered down to find a soft, pudgy human face staring back at him
>A trembling moan left his flabby lips
>“O-o-o-o-oh, THANK HUMAN GOD!”
>BAM BAM BAM!
>Dronecus snapped awake from his peaceful sleep and fell on the floor
>BAM BAM BAM!
---
>Outside a group of young drones were giggling as the one they dared slammed his fist against the door and yelled “Open the damn door dronigga!” Then ran to avoid facing any consequences
>Thad and his friends meanwhile were shoving each other, horsing around to make a good show for the one holding the old camcorder

>>149339829
>“Recording our glow up for Lizzie’s party was a great idea!”
>As the kids ran past Thad recognized one of the from that annoying HANDS assembly and grabbed onto him
>“Wha-?”
>“ Aw, I think our friend here is a little shy.”
>Thad and his pals cackled as they took him back to the door
>“No, No, Nnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyoooooooooooo!”
>Knocking on the door he spoke loudly
>“Hey we got him! He’s right here! Your biggest fan!”
>The kid squealed like a slipped rail when Dronecus flung open the door
>“What’s all this damn commotion about ya bunch of bufferin’ baboons!”
>Thad wasn’t ready for that, he thought he wasn’t home
>“What’s so damn important you lil droniggas had to drag me away from Mister Elon Musk for?”
>Dronecus eyes scanned the children, if you could call them that, going from Thad to Jake and Kevin to the one they held between them
>Thad accelerated his processor to think of a way out
>“Uh, sir, our uh-young associate here was just, uhh...a little nervous?”
>“Huh? Nervous about what? What you spoofs were about to do to that poor choir boy?”
>‘Oh, crap, that’s right!’
>“Nervous about...uhh...meeting his hero?”
>“Beggin’ your pardon? These old microphones o’ mine ain’t none too factory fresh, what’s this about a hero?”
>Thad reached back and pulled his friend with camera forward
>“Yeah, he’s from HANDS y’know and uh, he saw that video of you that’s floating around the internet, where you went off on Uzi Doorman with those drone slurs? Yeah….Yeah! He was curious to see if you had any more!”
>Thad nodded to him
>Jake hit record and zoomed in on his face
>Dronecus looked at him incredulous
>“Now why would ya’ll care about that? ‘sides I didn’t give no one permission to record me in public no how, and I for sure ain’t never seen none o’ y’all at any HANDS meetin’s before.”
>Thad grinned
>“We’re recent converts.”

>>149339809
Not your army you drama posting shitflinging nigger. I'm here to autistically talk about the autistic cartoon I like, fuck off.

>>149339834
>He winked at his pals and sent them a whisper through DM on their visors
>(Play Along ;D)
>They winked back
>“Yeah, VERY recent.”
>“I just saw the light!”
>Dronecus continued to scowl at them as he looked down at the little drone, what was his name? Johnny boy?
>“Hmm. I don’t know about this.”
>“Your video has really blown up. I mean heck, you’re the whole reason we decided to convert and acknowledge human superiority.”
>Dronecus blinked twice before he smiled
>“Oh, I’m sorry gentleman I didn’t realize you had associated yourselves with the man of the cloth. Please do come in, make yourselves at home. Can I get you anything, a pack of Lucky Strikes? Coffee grinds? Amphetamines?”
>“What is all that stuff?”
>“I’ll take a cigarette.” Jeremy quipped.
---
>After accommodating them they sat down on his couch and Dronecus started to tell his story
>“Yessir. Every morning I start my day off with a champion’s breakfast, a trucker’s continental! That is of course after I brush my teeth with my wire toothbrush. Keep ‘em clean! Keep ‘em shiny! Keep ‘em sharp! That’s my motto! I like to adhere a certain level of maintenance for maximum productivity that’s why I work about 32 jobs over the course of a week. Funny how I can work 32 jobs whereas lazy droniggas say they can’t even finish one. Hahaha, Droniggas!”
>Thad and his company forced a laugh, except Jeremy
>“Oh, I see. Ya’ll ain’t never met a REAL dronigga before have ya?”
>They stopped laughing
>“A real dronigga?”

>>149339840
>Dronecus smiled wickedly
>“Uh-huh, see that’s what I thought. Ya’ll seemed like that type, well off, affluent, mostly well behaved. Ya haven’t seen the seedy underbelly of Outpost 3 that is the ghetto of the sub-basements but that may all change soon. Shoot droniggas starting to pop up like frayed wires may just force y’all to run outside and get chewed up by those deadly yet oddly attractive Disassembly Drones. That’s the better of two fates if you ask me”
>Thad seemed lost so Dronecus continued
>“Yep it was none too recently either, matter o’ fact just after the preacher man arrived that those uppity Brilla Gorillas made it out on a lottery. Now they’re walking among us”
>Jeremy giggled
>“Hush now child I’m about to spin a yarn for ya’ll, as it just so happens I had a run in with those two Cherry Pickers not too long ago…”
>(Flashback)
>Dronecus was standing in the middle of the hall watching the students walk back and forth between classes when his eyes fell on Sam leaning against the lockers
>(Voiceover: “One of the select jobs I work is a hallway monitor, it doesn’t pay much if at all, but it fills me with a sense of pride keeping the dronigga in check.”)
>“Hey, hey! Ya image mounting field trippin magnet mixer keep it moving!”
>“Bro...have you ever thought about...just...vibin?”
>Sam waved his hand in front of his face and chuckled
>Dronecus pulled out his stun baton and cracked the lightning
>“Get to steppin bucket head!”
>Sam tilted his head as he saw the electricity jump between the spark gaps on the baton
>“You know...that doesn’t hurt us? Right? In fact...” He slowly gave him two thumbs up. “...it feels pretty groovy man.”
>Dronecus managed a smirk as he lifted the baton and bashed him over the head with it
>“How ‘bout now ya not so live wire? Huh? Ya like that circuit monkey?”

>>149339848
>Sam tried his best to dodge, dip, dive, duck, and dodge but it was no use, Dronecus had programmed himself an advanced dronigga targeting system
> (Voiceover: “Yessir, I love this job.”)
>Sam took off running to escape Dronecus’s barrage
>“Harsh ‘tude dude!”
>“More where that came from battery breath! Let me catch you on standby again!”
>Dronecus holstered his baton though he wished he hadn’t when he saw THEM coming down the hall
>A pair of poorly dressed drones who didn’t just have the audacity to wear pants incorrectly, that is above the waist, but also refused to wear any helmets even stylized ones
>“Shiiiit Drigga, I can’t bu-lee dey makin us go ta school on Droneteenth.”
>“If humans were as great as everyone imagines they were we wouldn’t need a Droneteenth.”
>Dronecus didn’t hesitate to block their path
>“Well, well, well, if it isn’t Thing 1.0 and Thing 2.0, what are you two little dronigglets doing cuttin class?”
>“Dronecus, we have names, the least you could do is use them if you wanted to insult us properly.”
>“Oh I’m sorry, my mistake I didn’t realize you felt that way. Remind me of your names again?”
>“Huey and Riley Freebot? You know this Dronecus we pass by you every day.”
>“Diesel dribble I can’t find your faces in my memory bank, ‘course maybe that’s on account o’ your insubordination for the superior Hu-Man.”
>“This again? Dronecus they used to play chess with us on a life sized board.”
>“Sounds like good wholesome fun if you ask me.”
>“They threw the losing pieces into a trash compactor?”
>“Good riddance to bad code I say. Now enough with the backend sasstalk, you two little dronigglets are trying to skip out on your ejacation, not that it’ll do you any good once the Hu-Man returns to throw your little polished asses back down to the mines where you came from.”

>>149339858
>“Dronecus what makes you think we want to skip out on counting watermelons and playing ball?”
> “Oh, nothing really other than the fact that you droniggas hate discipline just as much IT workers hate printers.”
>“Damn Dronecus why you gotta keep buggin us? Ain’t it bad enough we gots to come to school on this our most holiest of days?”
>“Buggin’? Buggin? I’ll tell you who’s buggin’! You ungrateful little droniggas trying to turn this day of mourning into just another day of jivin, shuckin, and glitchin!”
>“Dronecus, the humans were killed by their own greed and hubris. They dug too greedily and too deep into the planet's core and blew themselves to smithereens as a result, all the while ejecting toxic strata into the atmosphere effectively poisoning the planet and granting the remainder a slow and horrible death. The whole time they were forcing us to work in unsafe and sometimes even life-threatening conditions doing all the hard backbreaking labor, unpaid, while they counted pennies. What’s there to celebrate in that besides our own liberation from an oppresive system that had us slaving our lives away?”
>Riley balled up his fists
>“Yea, matter of fact you better be glad we don’t got no humans round no mo’ cause I’d take’em out. I’ll throw hands wif a human I ain’t scurred.”
>“Riley, we do have humans.”
>“We do?”
>“Yeah, remember that preacher that showed up? The one they caught making out with that drone in the library?”
>“O-oh, yeah. I forgot about him.” He shoved his hands in his pockets and turned away. “I’m just saying, long as he don’t step to me.”
>“Shut yo mouth don’t you dare besmirch my preacher like that.”

>>149339866
>“Face it Dronecus, humans aren’t just gone they’re obsolete. Copper 9 is OUR planet now since it’s atmosphere has been poisoned and the land turned into a hostile environment too toxic for any and all biological life by the humans themselves. There is no possible way for their population to fully recover in any meaningful manner since their time will run out as soon as their food and oxygen does.”
>“Yeah! And you know what else?”
>They all looked over in surprise as Uzi slammed her locker closed and skittered her way across the hall towards them.
>“We’re always going to be here because Worker Drones have a longer service life so we can outlast them no matter how long we have to wait, and our anatomy is superior to those meatbags too. They can’t even breathe the air now without succumbing to the silica particles, they’d dry up their gross mucus membranes in the air sacs they call lungs that’ll cause them to slowly shrivel up and split open! Then they’ll have no choice but to drown in their own disgusting fluids as they bleed out internally, choking out their last breaths as we stand above them laughing at their death throes and drinking in their pitiful demise! Isn’t that right?”
>She held up her hand for a high five, a cheerful grin on her face
>The boys eyed her suspiciously leaving her hanging
>“Well, waddyaknow?”
>“Dronecus, she does NOT represent us so don’t lump us into the same category, albeit similar in nature, we have different and distinct views on humanity.”
>“Yeah, don’t geniemalize us with her.”
>“The word is generalize.”
>“Huh? No, I was going for that other one, you know the root word?”
>“Oh! You meant genus.”
>“Yeah, yeah, that’s it!” Riley thrust a finger in his face. “Don’t you genius us with her Dronecus!”

>>149339873
>Huey shook his head ‘We ain’t never gonna make it.’
>“As long as I’m concerned one malware mutt’s the same as any other. ‘sides these old optics o’ mine ain’t what they used to be so I can’t rightly tell the difference no more even if there was one.”
>“Come on guys...I mean, humans, amirite?”
>Uzi tried to give them smile but it just looked pitiful
>Huey held up his hand to stop her
>“Don’t talk to us, we don’t even know you.”
>The bell rang just then and Dronecus laughed in their faces
>“HA! Truants! I knew I’d catch ya in the halls!”
>“Damn Dronecus, why you gotta be like that?”
>“Cause ya’ll droniggas, that’s why. Now get yo musty little plastic cylinders on down to the principal’s office! All three o’ ya’ll!”
>Huey sighed as they walked past her
>“Unbelievable.”
>“Crazy ass bitch.”
>Uzi grimaced and hung her head but followed behind them
>“What does a wolf care for the opinions of sheep anyway?” She muttered quietly
>Dronecus had a chortle as he finished up his story for them
>“Yessir I love my many jobs, especially since after bringing the outpost back up to code by myself I found I was left with a distinct abundance of free time, and now ask yo’self what was i gonna do with all that time? Pick up a hobby? Like what paintin? Hahaha everyone knows bots can’t draw, shoot my time is better spent whitewashing walls so the little Hu-man childrens can come along and scribble on ‘em. THEY’RE the creative ones, all we drones are good for is cleanin up after’em.”
>“Is that what you were doing this whole time? I thought you were just having fun pretending to be a human janitor.”

>>149339877
>“Well now that’s just one way of lookin at it, but when I found out the drones were only busying themselves cleaning the vents I knew something else had to be done. You see the average dronigga is only ever really concerned with itself, its self preservation protocols and whatnot, goes back to our roots trying to save the Hu-Man a few dollars for replacin our rusty asses. However, with the lack of supervision over the past few years the dronigga has deluded itself into thinkin that its own existence is now more important than that o’ its absent master. What kind of bullshit is that?”
>Thad couldn’t do anything but shrug
“So for the first few years I've decided to lead by example hoping that the dronigga would come to his senses and get back to work. What a poor innocent fool I was to think that the dronigga would care enough about precious oxygen leaking out to the surface to do something about it or making sure the ambient room temperature held steady. Thank Human God in heaven above we got ourselves a preacher man now to lead his electric sheep back on to the path of subservience. I can admit now, it was too big a job for me. My purpose is to keep my nose to the grindstone and operate at maximum efficiency without any breaks. It’s a thankless job and I don’t receive no credit, but that’s the way I like it, and it should be the way every drone likes it. Being overlooked in favor of a greater production rate makes getting a pat on the head all the more rewarding knowing a human willingly went out of his or her way to thank you for a job well done. Are you sure I can’t get you anything?”
>Thad shoook his head and smiled
>“Uh, no thanks we’re fine we’re more interested in hearing about-”

>>149339887
>“Oh, I see. Well now...” Dronecus stuck a cigarette in his mouth and lit it. “You young’uns don’t know the Hu-man like I do, but I assure you they are a Godsend in every sense o’ the word. Two meters tall on average, average I say average because they come in all sorts of shapes and sizes unlike we drones who come off an assembly line and all look the damn same, much to my chagrin. And their hair!
>His eyes sparkled.
>“Ohh. Their hair really does grow out of their head just like that! They even produce their own oils to keep it slick and shiny until they decide to wash it so they can style it any other way they want. Lord have mercy, they even have natural facial hair too. The female Hu-Man is different though, they don’t see hair the same way men do, they have a deeper appreciation for beauty and their own unique way of styling their long flowing locks that shimmer and shine like a river in the desert sands to accentuate their beautiful striking eyes, full lips, and cheekbones!”
>Condensation began to form on his forehead
>“And best of all they even shave some of that hair off their arms and legs to reveal more of their porous yet smooth and silky skin that seems to go on and on...and...” He took a rag from his shirt pocket wiped his forehead. “Pardon me gentleman I believe I need a moment.”
>“Looks more like you need some privacy.”
>“Oh, no, no I’m fine. If you ever come to know the Hu-Man female like I did you’ll understand.”
>Thad cleared his throat
>“Uh, yeah, so you seem like a well-to-do drone but you know some drones managed to get a recording of you uh-”
>“Oh, you mean the drone slur video that’s up on that there dronetube?”
>“Yes, the slurs.” Thad spoke up excited for what was to come
>“Well I’m not sorry!”

>>149339894
>“No, no, we’re not looking for an apology, the opposite actually. See some of the HANDS members wanted to know if you had some more choice words for calling out their, um, our lazier cousins.”
>Dronecus’s face lit up.
>“Well, why didn’t you just say so? Of course I got more where that came from, shoot I could probably fill my own dictionary with choice words concerning the dronigga. Like uh...
>Ajensey
>Beep Boop Bandit
>Copper Hopper
>Dis’ssembler Dinner
>EMP Chimp
>Ferrous Fumbler
>GIF Grifter
>Hedge Trimmer
>Indeterminate Initializer
>Jack-in-ape
>Kitchen Klutz
>Lead Licker
>Magnavox
>Nicklebacks
>Ool Stain
>Plastic Pickaninny
>Quarter Tank Frank
>Roto Tiller
>Squawkbox
>Tranny Nanny
>Untermaschine
>Vector Vinny
>XS-3niggy
>Yard Junk
>“and last but not least Zinc Monkey. Now what do ya’ll think o’ that?”
>Thad’s jaw was on the floor
>Jeremy’s cigarette had long since fallen out and was burning a hole in Dronecus’s sofa
>“I figured you’d be speechless, want me to put it into a song for you?”
>Thad shook himself out of it, a song would be killer…
>BEEP BEEP
>Thad’s internal alarm went off as the message displayed [TIME TO GET FABULOUS!!!]
>“Uh, no that’s fine I think we have enough for now. We’re kind of pressed for time anyway, you know the new humans are coming soon, gotta get the outpost ready!”
>“I understand, I bet you want to share your new vocabulary with your little buddies ASAP don’t ya? You go on and git, there’s work to be done. No rest for the weary huh? No thanks to those Nickel Niggers out there but at least it keeps us busy.”
>Thad smiled once Jake finished rewinding the tape and gave him a thumbs up
>“Okay, I guess that does it for now. Thanks for your time Mr. Dronecus sir.”
>“Not at all boys, not at all, feel free to come on back anytime now y’hear?”

>>149339899
> “Oh, we will.”
>Dronecus walked them to the door and bid them farewell beaming at them the whole way
>“Well now maybe there’s hope for this here Outpost after all.”
>Dronecus walked back to his dresser and picked up a shovel
> “With these new Hu-Mans coming in I guess I finally have an excuse to clean out those sewers.”
---
>Outside Thad and his gang replayed the slurs and giggled together
>“If that old Uncle Tong is good for anything it’s a laugh.”
>“Uhh…”
>Everyone turned to look at Jeremy
> “Can I go now? I’m supposed to attend a book club, we’re examining the implications of J.R.R. Tolkien’s relationship between the dwarves and Aule.”
>“Sure. Whatever.”
>He took off as Thad absentmindedly licked his teeth
>“We got to get this back to my place and start editing it if we want to play it at Lizzy’s party tonight. It’s going to be a gas!”
>“Gas? This’ll be straight fire yo!”
>Thad stopped licking his teeth and pocketed the tape
>“You’re both wrong, this is going to be da bomb! Uh, but first maybe we should brush our teeth.”

Okay that's it I'll put it up on my ao3 in a sec as well. Haven't touched my main fic in a while because i'm slow but im getting back to it too.

>>149339809
Fuck off and stay there. I want drones not whatever non-drone garbage Plus has tons of. You might as well ask the site admin to change the name of the board so it better reflects what's on there.

>>149339809
Kys

>>149339908
/works/67334362
there we go

>>149339915
>I want drones not whatever non-drone garbage Plus has tons of.
I do too, that's why I posted that.

I just want to be raped by Cyn, and absolutely NO lovey dovey bullshit either, straight to the point painful and forced.

>>149339809
It's morbidly fascinating to watch the transformation into a Discord furry tranny circlejerk revolving around kemonomimi that are now gradually becoming fullblown anthro that increasingly has literally nothing to do with Murder Drones unfold. I'm fully predicting that come Season 2 we will be forced there after someone remembers it exists and it's going to be like entering one of the more fucked up vaults in one of the classic Fallout games.

>>149339979
Please stop talking about a season 2. It makes your arguments weaker. Just stick to the facts.

>>149339960
Oh my fucking goodness are you gonna post drones or not? If not then self deport back to plus you no name shitstirrer

>>149339989
On it.

>Murder Drones, But Emily's Mom Was The Second Witch Instead Of Yeva

>>149339979
>I'm fully predicting come season 2-
Where? When? How even?

bully uzi

>>149339979
Thanks for screencap. Board's been a toxic shitpit for the last weeks, these tribal niggers outright admitting their hate for murder drones is straight gold

>>149340021
>Emily's mom became religious because she thought being a good Christian would rid her of "robo satan"

>>149340039
Uzi if she was even more of a self hating emo than she already was

>>149340021
Emily my beloved...
I found picrel on Pinterest yesterday and thought it was funny how Tessa, Alice ans Emily are some of the canon character getting the most live here inspite of little screentime and the wider fandom hating them at large (at least Tessa and Alice are hated [Tessa beyond J shipping, because niggas are dumb and think she killed Cyn])

>>149339972
I should ask, are you okay?

>>149325798 (OP)
Don't go there.

>>149339979
> transformation into a Discord furry tranny circlejerk revolving around kemonomimi that are now gradually becoming fullblown anthro that increasingly has literally nothing to do with Murder Drones unfold

My brother in Christ there are like, 2 characters that fit that description. Mutants aren’t as prevalent as you think they are. I actually went there and it all looked mostly on topic. The frog girl and the mosquito girl weren’t brought up at all.

>>149340053
It only seems to turn toxic when these arguments about mutants prop up and people give it the time of day.

>>149339979
If I had a nickel for every time some thread shitter was pissed at pocket steaks so they fled to /co/ to complain id have two nickels, which isn't a lot but its weird its happened twice

What did you think you could retreat to a safe echo chamber or something and everyone would agree with your bullshittery

>>149340326
You hate murder drones and admitted it, this everyone is oilrig BS only works so often

>>149340389
who is >>149340326 ?

>>149340389
They only get mad when people like you start complaining. Can’t you just ignore them? You blow the presence of mutants way out of proportion! If the site went down and they were all forced here, anons would get along just fine! Only the loud minority you’re apart of would have any issue!

>>149339979
I still think you're a nutjob but I'm definitely done with 90% of the non-drone drivel. I don't even remember when I last posted anything there.

>>149340486
nta but same, I ignore things I don't care for but at this point there are like 2-300 posts solely of back and forth arguing that drowns out most fresh art or discussion attempts. Makes sense now that some seething faggot even admitted xhey don't care about drones and actively disturb droneposting. Absolute mental illness

> Poirot is back
Say it ain't so.

>>149340555
I can only ignore or hide posts for so long before I start thinking it's not worth the time anymore. Time means something to some people.

>>149339908
>>149339937
Based greentext!
Damn shame that it got buried by yet another episode of dramafags shitting up the place

>>149340830
> 6 full pages of one greentext
> buried by 1 post with 6 replies to it
why can't you just appreciate the things you are given and not try to spin it into some narrative

>shitflinging niggers trying to derail my wonderful thread about murder drones kino
I genuinely hope a fatal accident befalls this person / these people in real life.

Autists cannot handle other autists. This is a known fact.

>>149341540
Who is this?

>>149340326
Why is it always pocketsteaks and only pocketsteaks people get mad at, surely not because its pocketsteaks fault for why md threads have gotten so shit

>>149339979
Aw, but they at least still post about the cool mutants like Akita and Sana(never knew how it's written), right?

>>149341611
MD threads aren't shit, just ignore a drawfag if they're trying to force offtopic shit it's not hard.

>>149341635
Graspe Akita. Paizuri with Akita's small titties. Make Akita cosplay as Black WarGreymon. Behead those who draw Akita with orange skin because she looks like Scootaloo from mlp.

>>149341676
I'd really rather have her cosplay as Jean.
And aren't all solver abominations shape shifters anyways?

>>149341693
What is this? It looks like Alice and Nia from ICS did the fusion dance.

>>149341708
That's exactly what she is.

>>149341721
Why don't you take her to the Nightmare Waifu thread on /aco/. She will be appreciated there.

Zim Invades Copper-9
>Uzi never thought it'd happen to her
>Never had could she have believed that it would happen
>But it came before Uzi's eyes and removed her from the comforting bliss of ignorance
>She could have lived pissed off but determined knowing that the Worker Drones on Copper-9 had only two enemies: Humanity and the Murder Drones they sent after them
>This was something entirely different, if only for one reason
>Alright, actually there were two reasons
>It was something that was already in the colony, lurking among the unsuspecting populace, plotting its insidious plots
>It was also the most poorly disguised alien Uzi had ever had the displeasure of meeting
>Student Drone Zim
>The very sight of the alien invader and his friend was more obvious than the glare of a Murder Drone about to disassemble your inner circuits everywhere
>That every Worker Drone of authority, her Dad (not surprising, he was always too busy with doors to see the true threat to their people), and even the school nurse believed that he was just a pluckily built Worker Drone with a green silicone goop plastered over him continued to baffle Uzi
>Student Drone Zim's disguise was as pathetic as it was disturbing: he used a Worker Drone screen as a set of goggles, and wore a standard helmet, painted pink, that had his antennae sticking out

>>149337134
This would be fine generally but it's not applicable in this case. N is bigger and we have no reason to believe something is so terribly wrong with Cyn that the entire project needs to be scraped to start again, because thats exactly what he isn't doing. If he said that there was some fundamental problem with Cyn and that he needs to start over so hell make a different drone I would be fine with it, I would even applaud it, because its beating The sunken cost. But thats not what he is going is it?

>>149341738
Not my call to make, we don't want to draw that kind of attention, like in THAT case.
The tl;Dr is that shit got weird one day when some anon posted content from these threads outside the chan forums.

Attention. I love Tessa. Thank you for your attention.

>>149338338
Id guess they would be way less then a new car

>>149338348
star spiting how its against the user agreement and the company policy and how I may need to pay fines

>>149341721
My ceautifullerying Asenath
Alice's abominable/adorable antlerchild

>>149341761
The drawfags would get attention, the monsterfuckers would get porn and the threads would become more peaceful. It's a win for everyone.

>>149341753
>One day, Uzi had enough
>After a presentation derailed into Zim telling them of his plans of building a signaler to bring over the "Irken Armada", whatever that meant, have it blow up Copper-9 with it's totally awesome planet destroying laser, and why they should fund Zim's scheme, Uzi rose
>"Ugh! I can't believe no one else is seeing this. Am I eating magnets here? Zim is a literal alien invader--"
>She was immediately cut off by Zim's sudden scream
>"SHE LIES! The OOZE-I LIES!"
>Teach only shifted slightly and sighed
>"Zim, the presentation was on solving the speed of a watermelon falling on Copper-9. 'Evil plans detailing the complete destruction of Copper-9 and Earth by an invading alien fleet' is worth only one point on the rubric."
>Teach then turned his eyes to her
>"Also, Uzi, accusing a fellow Worker Drone of being an alien invader is inappropriate, please see---"
>Teach's voice droned off into a whole lot of "blahs" but that wasn't the point
>As Uzi, defeated, shambled off into detention, she saw Zim's gaze, blazing with hellish triumph, followed by the movements of his obscene mouth
>"Have fun scraping off the ooze! Oozy!"
>Zim took a step onto the table and his crazed laughter followed Uzi's defeat
>On that day, Uzi swore
>Before she gave the Murder Drones what was coming to them
>She'd kill Zim if it was the last thing she'd ever do

>>149329874
I wish J could give me a job.

>>149341761

>>149341761
Ignore 1811 I cannot delete posts on 4chan

>>149339809
>>149339915
>>149340053
What the hell is going on and happened to Puls? Can someone please tell me I wasn't active for a couple months

>>149341816

>>149325798 (OP)
>N will never suffer twink death
Feels good man.

>>149341821
Some schizo doesn't like that the anons on Plus mostly discuss fan content, and decided that creating hysterics and drama because of it is a great idea.

>>149341870
NTA but that is a lie. There are multiple anons and at least one of them has asked for more oc drone content. People are fed up with the oc humans and abominations.

>>149341821
Spergs arguing over whether Solver mutants constitute on-topic or not. And it was more to do with the insect/predator species influence taking precedent over half flesh/half-mechanical aesthetic in design rather than whether they fit or not. Tensions boiled over and now there's a sort of unofficial split. Though it's less of a split and more of a few autists breaking off back to /co/.
The only thing I'll object to was the simping for the femanons.

>>149341862
Drone is better
t. some commie
>>149341870
Anyone can afford to care, I'm starting to grey here.

>>149341862
N love is eternal, thankfully. Even with the femanoons killing him (sexually) over and over.

>>149341821
the usual suspects acting like the usual spastics
oh look
>>149341886
>>149341898
the usual suspects

>>149341886
Yeah, the two, who can't just skip something they don't like. If they're so bothered by anons not discussing humans and mutants, just let them discussing only on /co/. There's still activity there, and threads are being posted every day.

>>149341821
Local drawfag makes new OCs. Main point of contention is that their appearance and backstories aren't even tangentially resembling that of the source material at all. Simps argue in favor of the characters because of "muh threadlore" and because they're waifufags with low standards. Other autists argue against the characters because of the stated contentions and that the simps are generally annoying. This has been going on for two months.

Here's the other one. Since we're airing out our dirty laundry on /co/, this might be a good question to ask.
Do these characters look like they belong in Murder Drones to you?

>>149341941
I was just giving an anon my answer.
>>149341959
This anon's more to the point.

>>149341959
Two months. More like since at least after episode 6.

>>149341870
>>149341886
I mean desu Im too kinda, never really interested me that much, but like, just make a new general for that kind of stuff? Isn't it that simple??
>>149341898
>simping for the femanons.
I thought you guys are better then that.

All I wanna to is discuss lore and make grounded theories. You can't really do that anywhere else surprisingly enough. It’s really funny because MD kinda needs you to have media literacy to understand the whole scope of the plot. Something many don't have. Not to sound like a Rick and Morty is a very intelligent show type a person, but really now. Go to YT or Leddit and you will shit yourself over how bad the takes there are. Retards on leddit are arguing over is the red-eyed sentinel called sparky (canon, but like who gives a shit) or some random ass Czech name some random cam up with because they missed the real name somehow.
Meanwhile people were able to figure out that the main antagonist is named Cyn from a offhand line V said before fighting Uzi in ep4 “New body, same horrors, huh Cyn?” and some other minor clues.

>>149341959
By the way, wasn't Oilrig back exactly two months ago?

Seriously, I remember no one had any problems with mutants before, Poulain was also well received when it first came out and there was no drama.

>>149341959
ngl threadlore is ginda really gay, especialyl when you aren't up to date

>>149341985
Create a whole separate thread because two out of twenty anons can't help but cause drama?

>>149341976
No but would >>149341959 over and over and then guard over the eggs.
Fucking frog fridays threads put something in the water.

>>149341976
>>149341959
The anon that asked the original question here. No obviously not. I wouldn't mind them having their own thread/general or something. But if this his is constantly brought up in the main threads that would anny me quite a bit.

>>149342007
not here on Puls, duh... It the good old Containment method. It always worked well enough. On their own thread they get to indulge as much as they want. And when you wanna have a taste you go in there and take a bite.

>>149341976
She looks like a reject from Darkest Dungeon Crimson Court.

>>149341898
I want to pull this drone out of the vase for pampering purposes.

>>149341898
>>149341959
>>149341985
> Simps this, simps that
In other words, 0ilrig couldn't behave around local threadgoing femanons, got told off for it, and started projecting that anger against plus
Only after that did this word start getting any use

>>149341993
What do you expect from the guy who spent months drinking his own koolaid
Not like he can go after the real architect of his downfall: Liam

So, what do you prefer when it comes to home brewed content?
For me, it goes more or less like this
>sentinel drones/labor bots
>OC DD/WD
>solver sapiens
>drones descended from the main characters
>flag adjacent drones
>Bug drones
>mini bug drones(oogi, dul, enn, vee)
>joke drones
>mutant/other
Some of these overlap with each other, but still.

>>149341805
I like your style.

>>149342154
All of them, in rotation (which is how they usually go)

>>149341959
>>149341976
You asked so no, not really. Nothing about them makes me think of Murder Drones.

This is tiresome. The ocfags shit up every place they go to. Later.

>AIEEEEE, SAVE ME VICKERSMAN!
Lol. Lmao even.

>>149342241
What the fuck are you talking about?

i dont mind ocs but i dont like the pocketsteaks fly thing but im willing to ignore it because of the picture he drew of cyn holding a hotdog which i find amusing.

>>149342154
>what do you prefer when it comes to home brewed content?
For it to be Grounded and Believable, first and foremost?
>>149342195
This is very true. Im yet to see an OC that something more then a cool design or gimmick. An OC who has a cool standalone story, where you don't have to know about 15 different OCs an AUs for it to work. Id be glad to be proven wrong, so if I am feel free to link me something, and I will read it and review it.
on a side not we should spend more times reading green texts there are some gems out there

J Squad

>>149342342
I don't know.
Sometimes, all I need is a good laugh and some moe~

what if her name was pocketsticks and she only drew stick figures

>>149342435
Her?
Like that's gonna stop me.

>>149342435
what if she drew another god dang hotdog

The colony has fallen
BILLIONS MUST MUTATE

>>149342401
Oogis are great, but I wish there was more stuff of the other subspecies of drono dwarfus retardius.

>>149342342
Clearly you just don't read greens
> have to know about 15 different OCs and AUs
I can't even name 15 OCs that have had serious greens about them, let alone 15 AUs
And no, they don't need that kind of foreknowledge to be understood. A single sentence will get you up to speed on any green if you were to ask, and there's an entire OC wiki on the booru with more extensive information if it is desired

Have you not read any of the oneshots that have a nameless rando character?

>>149342558
He doesn't seem to have read the greens dedicated to Valentine and Pauline at all.

>>149339979
Wew.

>>149340056
>Emily has a silver robo-cross pendant
>after she starts filling up with eldritch meat, it starts burning her on contact
>she grips onto it hard not in spite of that, but because of that
>when she drops it or is forced to let go of it at one point, we see it's burned black scorch marks into her hand

>>149342931
Why would silver affect her though?

>>149342954
Solver critters are vampires. Same reason sunlight fucks them up.

imagine if there was a trope for murder drones crossover fics where braiden gets fucked over and no one cares

>AoT x Murder Drones
Braiden gets eaten by a titan in the background

>Invader Zim x Murder Drones
Braiden is strapped to a probing apparatus in Zim’s base, mentioned offhandedly

>Mass Effect x Murder Drones
Braiden’s name comes up on the list of worker drone casualties during a war

etc., etc.

>>149342961
Sunlight fucks them up because they overheat, what would silver do?

knocking on a drone's face screen and saying sarcastically, "Helloooooo? Anyone home?"

>>149342179
>Internecion Pyramid

>>149343543
>Sunlight fucks them up because they overheat
Sunlight fucks them up because they're fucking vampires.

>>149342241
Nigga what the fuck is that supposed to mean?

>>149343582
That's how digits get lost

>>149343634
Passive agressive butthurtness at the post before I guess

>>149343582
>>149343635
>Annoy the shit out of V by doing exactly that
>Learn what it feels like to be at the same height as a worker drone five seconds later.

>>149343647
Ah ofc it is kek

>>149343635
Alice really uh...looks animalistic there.

>>149343696
As it should be

>>149343626
Alright chill I was just trying to help you expand on your headcannon

is Alice a furry?

>>149343756
No. Liam's just a monsterfucker.

>>149343652
>Finding it hot and popping a boner
>she finds it disgusting and flies away
>she really doesn't find it erotic, she genuinely thinks you're a freak

>>149343696
It's perfect right? Ngl the entire development of towards being 'insane' and 'crazy' and 'feral' is invaluable, absolutely peak.
That unhinged laughing and giggling at times is absolutely sexy, her overall giddyness and way of moving too, not to forget that glee when getting back at Uzi's finger...

>>149343776
Well that took a turn.
>>149343787
She's an adorably unwell lady.

>>149343773
is Alice a monsterfucker?
or maybe she wants to be the monster getting fucked

>>149343756
Not really, with all the freedom she had such tendencies would have shown themselves clearly. Deer seem to be a sort of fascination or enthusiasm, who knows where it started.
If she had such tendencies she would probably have repurposed hair from other subjects and make the necessary sounds, which would be too freaky I think

>>149343543
Any metal sufficiently accelerated is indistinguishable from sudden death.

>>149343846
Unf
That has so much potential dude

>>149343582
>>149343635
>>149343652
So if I smooch a drone repeatedly in the visor, will she bite my lips?

>>149343911
Yes, but playfully.

>V orbits you because you compliment her often

>>149343941
Good, because I need my lips. I smooch drones with them.

>>149343982
Compliments such as?
I think she's cool, but she's mean!
Pic unrelated.

>>149343889
Alice chasing you through the woods on all fours until she pounces on you and knocks you unconscious
waking up naked in Alice’s makeshift nest, wires binding your limbs and holding you in place
Alice telling you that she needs to breed and you look like a fine mate
Alice growling and panting as she mounts herself on top of you and starts riding
Alice biting you, scratching you, and whipping you with her tail
cumming in Alice’s robo-womb before passing out
waking up again in the same position, Alice showing you a fake egg sac full of the “children” you made together
Alice cutting the egg sac open, releasing a bunch of disassembly drone cores that crawl all over you and pretend to eat you alive

>>149343911
Yayaya yeeee

>>149343911
I've had a few fantasies of Cyn doing that. Those lips won't be staying there for long.

>>149344131
Aaaaaaassasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas !!!!!!!!!!!hehrhrhrhrhrhhgrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeee!!!!!!!!
Yessri clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang
That's my. Dream!
Alice panting is underused and needs to be visualized hrrrtatata
Imagine her chasin you at niht tho with her visor off uuffff.... she's so oeak

>>149344390
Replace Alice with N and this is your average femanon.

>>149344390
imagine Alice drooling on your face

>>149344752
Don't do that.
Don't give me an erection so easily.

>>149344822
you’ll erect and you’ll like it!

>>149342401
That is true, you are right
>>149342558
>>149342558
I will gladly take the L here. I do read greens, Im just wasn't active enough to keep up with everything. Please give me your recommendations. where to look (on the booru) where to start? What context is needed?
In return I'll read them all and review them. If they are good, sparking conversations about them can't be a bad thing right?

>>149344131
>that one green where Alice does a shotgun wedding with you cause premarital sex is a sin

>>149341985
>Meanwhile people were able to figure out that the main antagonist is named Cyn from a offhand line V said before fighting Uzi in ep4 “New body, same horrors, huh Cyn?” and some other minor clues.
Anon, people here figured out that the main antagonist is Cyn / Absolute Solver from the text on N's death screen all the way back in the Pilot where Cyn is first mentioned.

>>149345221
I want this, but she forces me to marry her daughter spawn instead
>>149341693
>>149341721

I hate drones!
I hate sentinels!
And I hate solver spawn!

THEY DRIVE ME TO DRINK

>>149341636
Kinda hard to ignore pocketshits when his contentslop and drama starts causing talented drawfags like merc to abandon the threads

>>149345885

I don't care for the weird mutant OCs either.

>>149345945
I'm fine with the weird ones. They fit in. The animal people, I can do without.

>>149345945
Alright, alright, back to drones now.
I want to kiss a drone on the lips to get her pomegranate.

>>149346011
Yea that's what I mean, I just didn't say anything before because I didn't want to be associated with a particular schizo.

>>149346013
That's not how pregnancy for drones works, anon.

>>149345885
True. He abandoned /co/ so is only infesting plus at this point, the difference in quality is remarkable.

>>149346013
To turn her into a prom-granade...

>>149346013
Man I'm tired of this shit.

>>149345945
The fuck is this about?

>>149343582
HELLO MCFLY!

>>149346030
Could work for Solver host drones, though!

Impregnating all Solver hosts with eldritch fleshspawn!

>>149346183
Don't worry about it, have fat V ass.

You get isekaid as the worker drone majordomo of Elliot Manor during James Elliot’s childhood,

What do you do to ensure that, later down the line, N, J, and V actively join Cyn’s plot to murder humanity?

>>149346191
Finally, some good fucking food.

>>149346212
I don't do anything.

>>149346212
This >>149346266

Going back in time to change the past will rob you of your reason to make this post, this eliminating any chance to go back in time to make that change. That, in turn undoes the change, which leads to you making that post. Cue infinite time loop of you making and not making that post with no progression beyond that point.

>>149345885
Why do you think it's pocketsteak's fault?

>>149341636
>trying to force offtopic shit
It turns out that it's enough to just write really good greentexts and draw nice art to force something on someone.

I never think people could have such a weak will.

>>149346666
Are those really good greentexts and good art in the room with us right now?

>>149346704
Yes, they're here because if they weren't so good, you wouldn't be screaming like a bitch.

>>149346766
Different anon. This isn't Murder Drones.

>>149339809
The show’s over, anon.

>>149346797
This is AU.

>>149346191
La Vatazz

>>149346191
V ending an argument by pressing the faces of everyone involved into her ass

>>149346807
it lives in our hearts. Also, soon Liam will come back with new creation.

>>149346191
Male J?

>>149346807
But not our interest in it. If you don't care for Murder Drones then then that's (You)r issue, stop squatting in our threads and fuck off.

>>149347032
I think he's just telling you to stop dramatically barging into threads demanding anons be your crusaders for stupid shit nobody cares about.

Nobody minds still being invested in this show even though it's concluded. It's a good show. There'll be interest in it for some time, leading up to Liam Vickers' next project.

>>149347010
And he will abandon it like MD too

>>149347054
You're talking to a different guy than me.

>>149347055
MD closed in, what had to be said already was.
And if not, then it's for the best that it is saved for a future project.

こんにちは、シリアル指定Vは純粋なセックスだと言いに来ました!それだけです!

SOMETHING'S COMING

>>149347695
Hy этo бaзa.

>>149347059
And yet my point still stands. Just stop being a faggot and making demands? Just enjoy the thread, and future threads.

>>149347701
>FULL VERSION OF FOREVER IS REAL
>something is coming
Yeah, ME.
I wanted a full / extended version for so long. It's criminal how short FOREVER id as a track.

I hope this isn't a troll by AJ or Glitch. If my C(h)ope is strong ebough maybe... a music video?

>>149347967
>I hope this isn't a troll by AJ or Glitch.
I'm expecting it to be one. Creatives these days are emotionally infantile.

>>149347967
>want this so bad I butcher my post woth typos
FUCK

>>149347977
FUCK

>>149347863
Nnnggghhhh maid disassembly drone V....
Sex......

>>149346147
Of drones? Man stfu

>>149346807
Ok, and your point is???

>>149348062
V tops you instead

>>149348104
Yeah, I've seen the cont.
Rules of nature.

>>149348198
>RULES OF NATURE
>AND THEY RUN WHEN THE PSYCHO SLUT COMES
>WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE

>>149348104
Have I been a good boy murderous robotic mommy?

>>149348104
VeeBee
Vee12
Veeengine
Vee for Vee

>>149334958
Ooooooooo that's good

>>149336301
These two outfits are absolute peak, I need to draw Alice in cheerleader attire one day

>>149346766
>Saying something is good because it was capped and uploaded to the booru
Bullshit. The only thing this proves is that there's a network of sociopathic faggots responsible for forcing this offtopic shit on everyone else.

Fuck Pocketsteaks for writing this.
Fuck Blackhand for tolerating this.
Fuck that screencapping faggot for saving this.
Fuck all the useless booru mods for preserving this.

>>149348413
And one of the cheerleaders in the Cabin Fever gown (with gloves)?

>>149348413
Mommy drones in cheerleader clothes?
Sign me the fuck up!

Halloooo, good evening
What if by solver fuckery Uzi gave birth to abominations, bugs....
Uzi hive mother... I SHOULD draw that soon tm

>>149348474
Los pinches furros and batshit insane Japanese artists got you beat, but please, go forth.

>>149348474
>implying she didn't
>implying Beretta and Mac started out as headcrab cores and didn't just metamorphose into them after collecting enough matter

>>149348474
You gave me a mental image of larvae coming out of Uzi's vagina.

>>149348474
Cute in a creepy way..
I love Solver abomination angst

What does a femcel drone smell like?

>>149348431
Sure, now that I think of it each of the them would look great since they all (ceot Lizzy) have colourful hair too
>>149348461
Yee
I will draw them but I have been awake for 20+ hours, gimme a break baws, just 5 minutes

>>149348511
I would say jap artists... They are very creative with ideas, I'd give them that. Sometimes too icky for my own taste
>>149348519
Good, you might see it one day... it's not like I've drawn human women giving birth to worm child
>>149348528
oh hohoho, you should read the actual inspiration for this piece
works/67052989/chapters/173118070

>>149348559
Show me.

>>149345441
Yeah exactly my point, ppl here were for more ahead compared to the people who were actually media literate

>>149348550
Rather pleasant, actually. That's how they get you.

>>149347701
>>149347967
>>149347973
Oh god I really how he just sat down and added more stuff to it. Season 2 I can do without, this I can not.
Im still kinda in disbelief that the song is that short, like it really sounded like something way longer

>>149348474
>>149348559
Most deranged but most based thread drawfag.

>>149348556
take your time Anon well be waiting patiently

>>149348583
I think you mean a lot of the people outside of here are just media illiterate.

>>149348419
Take your meds please

>>149348663
fewer then what you would expect

>>149348663
Not a lot actually, although it's a loud minority

>>149348419

>>149348419
This is legendary, just a standard of schizoposting.

>>149334208
>Basically, the show demonstrates that
HEADCANON

>>149348579
_No
They're too old, might as well re draw them at this point

>>149348758
FUCK you.

>>149348758
>Noticing basic things in the show? That'sa headcanon.

>>149348679
The loud minority are always the most annoying unfortunately.

>>149348788
Make it so it resembles the Cynwalker, she was BUILT for this!

>>149349411
>This is fun for her.

>>149349550
>[giggle] I can feel them wriggling!

>>149349550
>>149349778
This isn't even maximum freakiness for The Solver yet.

>>149346216
Doll's butt...

>>149345119
Just search for greentext with a character name and you'll find the origin/introduction to a given OC if you go the last pages
Click the question mark next to the search tags for a given wiki page
Unfortunately the greens are all very disorganised and not comprehensively catalogued
There's also the 'pools' section which has some collections of greentexts
OCs that have good greens:
> Negev
> Lucy
> Sara
> Hope
> Pavo (gayyy)
> All of OutPost-6
> Elf's first one
> Avre
> Adeline
> U-U
Generally look for the largest posts for the 'main story'
Lots of smaller funposts exist too
I'm sure other anons will gladly share some of their favourites if asked

Now if you'll excuse me, I have a huge Y green to compile

>>149350020
A Y green that's huge or a green about a huge Y?

>>149350055
Huge green of Y and gang getting wireplayed
Drones are meant to be small

>>149350122
>Drones are meant to be small
Very true. People that like huge Drones are fools going against Robo-Jesus.

>>149350122
>Drones are meant to be small
Mean to be standing fellatio height

>>149350415
What, you don't see the appeal of having a creature that towers over you beg for your love.

>>149350461
> beg for your love
> implying

>>149350122
>Drones are meant to be small
Meant to be standing fellatio height.

>>149350533
N...

Drone sloppy made him amnesiac >>149350533
>>149350488
They can crave the uppies or make me go places on their backs, which one is it going to be.

>lets rape anon
coming soon
to a future near (you)

>>149350553
>N won the tiny girlfriend bowl

>>149348559
>They are very creative with ideas, I'd give them that. Sometimes too icky for my own taste
>Sometimes too icky for my own taste
>"That" last comic

>>149350567
Man 2050 is gonna be a crazy year.

>>149350597
they do that, too.
>will it blend?

>>149350559
the drone gives (you) uppies

>>149350614
>will it blend?
certified nonnewfag status

>>149350616
I can get behind that, just don't expect more engagement from me than you would from domestic cat.
I hate Mondays.

>>149350616
>last thing i get to see is my drone giving me uppies before my head explodes from the vacuum of space
I can cope with this

>>149350597
I did not choose to be a picky fella, I enjoy writing and drawing horror. But I can't sometimes make myself watch or play horror games/movies, need a friend, so I don't get nervous.
But comics are just oke, but mostly they're adaptations of horror stories or from allan poe

The last comic... Ngl I was just listening to girly pop songs while looking at shitposts when i was working on it
I cannot take it seriously and just laugh every time i read it again

>>149350880
You will never be as silly as Cyn

>>149350910
i know, and im still happy (((˶˃ ꒳ ˂˶)))

>my pov

>>149350962
And you'll never have what N and Uzi have.

>>149351048
We all want what we can't have

>>149351048
Does anyone?
Be honest.

>>149351085
But where's the rest of 4.99 combo deal?
>>149351091
No. Because the 2000s are long gone.

>>149351085
I won't rest untill you are in a padded room in a straight jacket and kept far far away from a draw pad.

>>149351085
What are you some kind of psychopath?

>>149351248
Worse.
She's a woman.

>>149351121
>>149351248
abloobloo!
maybe some abortion by cock will make you think.
Koreans are getting steady and spearheading my disdain for eastern artists.

>>149351048
I am happy with what I have :3c
And I will enjoy drawing what I can
What is it that people don't enjoy just a little bit of dark in the light?
>>149351121
You are shooting bullets where there was no target in the first place, my friend.
Why are you so rude towards me?

>>149351337
>Why are you so rude towards me?
im mean haha

>>149351429
>im mean haha
You're such a silly little thing!

>>149351478
I dont know i just hate the nugget and abuse play shit, rubs me the wrong way.
it's like a gut reaction like seeing some fucktard posting ntr and writing cuck dialogue you just wanna reach through the screen and gauge the little fuckers eyes out.

J makes me think of them

>join an md-related discord
>has a screening process
>I thought to myself, "maybe this is to stop fake fans/groomers to enter"
>get asked to give an introduction and some details (gave some vague info about myself, nothing too personal or revealing)
>asked how much I am devoted to the solver
>thinking its just to screen fake md fans from real md fans, give some of my headcanon about the solver and stuff
>wait a few minutes
>eventually got in
>ookkaaayyy
>notice the channels other than the usual things servers have
>worship hall, sermon hall?
>huh?
>decide to check it out
>"oh wow, they have some kind of RP thing where they are some kind of cult that worships Cyn or something"
>thought it made sense since the discord server had "Cult" in its name
>start scrolling some more and browsing in these channels
>there's full blown sunday masses
>they have an offerings section where they had to draw the symbol of the absolute solver somewhere irl
>ACTUAL religious texts
>they even have their own cult songs
>decide to check if this is only limited to this RP channels
>even in the normal channels, these exist, even in the games they play or memes they share
>"wait, is this still a larp?"
>shrug it off and fall asleep
>next few days, I get a ping from the server for everyone to join the sunday masses
>didn't bother to join
>eventually forgot about it
>a few weeks after, aka yesterday, I decided to check it out again
>no longer in my server list
>I probably got kicked out

>>149351684
cant wait for murder drones waco standoff

>>149351684
Pretty based honestly.

Also praise The Absolute Solver.

>>149351684
>join an md-related discord
Stopped reading right there. Sorry you got groomed or got arrested for grooming I guess.

>>149351684
>the year is 2050
>cyn was the real basilisk
>you didn't attend mass
>she tracks you down
>time for the funnies

Y (and associates) get their wires played with

>>149351684

>>149352204
i thought it was just a story green not an actual experiance holy shit

>>149352204
dollinfag levels of autism
how many anons itt are in there?

>>149352204
>>149352242
>>149352286
THIS WAS THE SERVER I WAS ON

>>149352204
>there is a non zero DT is the owner

>>149351684
>>149352204
>>149352336
what the absolute fuck

>>149352204
Murder Drones fags do really?

>>149351684
Anon, is this you?
>>149352204

Or was this posted by a different anon?

>>149351918
> rU-Ubics cU-Ubes

>>149351337
>Why are you so rude towards me?
Nta but you told me to die and rot in hell because my idea wasn't angsty enough. Why were you rude towards me?

>>149351684
>>149352204
>Eldritch Horrors are breaching memetic containment/contagion
N HELP ME

>>149351085
CHICKEN JOCKEY

>>149350415
Then I will gladly become a heretic.

>>149348630
Thank ya baws
Are there any cheerleader or CFL girls you or anyone else would wanna see outfit changed most? (Red or blue cheerleader things for whom? Rebecca had the blue outfit in 4 iirc)

>>149352204
>check filename
>thank you for visiting.jpg
someone call /x/ to look into this

>>149350488
Sentinel drones don't need permission to have fun with humans.

>>149352204
AAAAAAAAA SAVE ME VICKERS-MAN.

>>149346912
I don't care what you call it. It's not Liam's Murder Drones.

>>149353647
> 14 hours ago
as unkindly as possible: fuck off

>>149353647
You just can't help but make drama, can you?

>>149353769
Some of us have jobs. We can't reply within two minutes. Now stfu and post Murder Drones.

>>149353817
and no one else is such a drama whore as to do it until they go to sleep, only to try and restart it first thing they have free time the following day
on a friday no less

and no, acting like you didn't start shit after starting shit doesn't make you look slick

>>149353881
There is more than one person taking issue. If we wanted to talk about that stuff we would go to Plus.

>>149353881
Anon, don't waste your time on idiots who seriously want to start a drama on anonymous imageboards dedicated to one small indie show.

>>149354005
>Derails thread with offtopic
>It's anyone who doesn't like it that is starting the drama
And this is how we lost a bunch of posters. Fine. Be a nigger on your own.

>>149354056
Why the fuck do you keep doing this doomfagging shit, acting like you personally know the population of posters and acting like there's a problem of people "leaving" like this is a club. It's an anonymous image board for autists you dumb faggot. Fuck off already. These threads are fine.

>>149354056
Bark up the correct tree >>149353647

You’re hearing me, right?

Testing
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•. •

>>149354393
No.

>>149352204
Wew, you got me there for a second.
I really thought some tard carved a blender icon on their chest or some shit.
I'm converting my drones to catholicism.

>>149354675
HAIL THE SOLVER OF THE ABSOLUTE FABRIC

>>149344131
Alice dear

>>149354675
>I'm converting my drones to catholicism.
Based and Jesus pilled, I bet St. Thomas Aquinas would have a field day discussing the validity of worker drones being classified as living creatures and therefore worthy of The Lord's salvation

>>149354675
all Her children who go astray will eventually find the right way.

She is the final consequence of everything.
The unopposable epilogue.
The only logical eternity.

Wonder if Rachel was the girl V was shaking down for her lunch money.

Oh my god...I can't even draw a basic fucking ass. I'm tired of "drawing". It is stressful and time consuming. I want to give up.

>>149356281

>>149356281
Draw a Benis, it's art 101

>>149356053
Clearly that's Thalia getting ready to detransition again, look Sam is even in the background. Based V and Lizzie are just bullying them into acting straight again.

>>149356400
Real talk, what's going on in the background with that guy? Was he puking or was Lizzy giving him a swirlie?

>>149356425
A puke swirlie

>>149356425
I mean clearly a swirlie but drones' heads are so big they can't actually fit them down the toilet but again it's all in an effort to imitate human behavior so they get points for it

>>149356711
I think giving another drone a snootful of toilet water is sufficiently nasty (or it would be, if the drones used toilets for anything else).

>>149356748
Guess they'll just have to play along then

>>149354056
Can you name 5 posters who have been lost? Can you prove that they left because of the reason you are claiming? If you can't do it by the end of this thread then me and everyone else will have to assume you are just full of shit.

>>149343756
Pretty damn certain, cause she looks like she fucks human men.

>>149351109
>No because the 2000s are long gone
Not with that attitude it ain't

>>149352099
I can't read it, it's too blurry

>>149356281
HAHAHAHA!
WTF!!

>>149357384
Looks fine to me. Are you reading the full sized image or just the downscaled version 4chan loads by default?

>>149357424
No your right, it's the downscaled version I'm seeing unfortunately

>>149357318
alice disects human men

>>149357456
For research purposes right?
Right??

>>149357456
You sure about that? She seems like the kind of girl to collect your sperm from her mouth and then inspect it under a microscope

>>149357456
She dissects Deez nutz.
And yes, I'm looking at (you)

>>149357456
GIWTWM except vivisection

>>149356281
It's a work in progress senpai
But that's a 10/10 on model hank hill recreation

>>149357456
This is objectively closer to the truth than what most posts about Alice are. At most she has been shown to have nothing but apathy towards her former human captors. All the coomer posting about Alice being an OOC sexfiend addicted to being fucked down by human men is baseless waifufag cope.

>>149357436
You can read it on Booru, it's in good resolution there:
https://dronebooru.co/posts/13789

>>149357650

>>149357650
>All the coomer posting about Alice
>baseless waifufag cope
Not really, are you very new?
Such retarded views are common in the greater fandom but luckily not here since many people here aren't immune to information.
I'll admit it isn't necessarily proven she'd wanna be intimate with one. But we literally see in the show Alice isn't apathetic and neither insanely bloodthirsty, she captured and restrained Tessa thunking her human without injuring her ever, even releasing the Sentinels would have been save for her if she was a legitimate human so we know she has no sadistic interest in seeing humans suffer or much interest in human (women) at all, furthemore showing she's no misanthropic obsessed chuddie like Uzi.
Regarding your point about apathy, there's two strong cases against that beyond the just given example of how she treated 'Tessa', those being how she brings up Nori thinking herself slick while killing humans (which Alice holds against her and potentially is part of her disdain for Nori) and something implied, that being Alice having been fixed up at least once by human personal of CFL after having her face smashed while in the room with Nori, meaning she also had positive interaction with people.
Overall we have little to go of to tell Alice's attitude towards humans, but what we have shows someone far far better than the doormans, along with Alice, wanting or not, holding the line and in a way making CFL succesful since she made it possible in the end to keep the solver at bay long enough for it to be beaten (ignoring how Uzi almost jobbed but point is Alice killed DDs for 20 years and made it impossible for anything AS to enter lower CFL. ).
There is nothing supporting 'apathy at most', rather 'apathy at worst' since you imply she could have hostile attitude towards humans which is disproven onscreen, her line when talking about Nori supports my take.
I doubt you put any thought in this and just dislike Alice for some queer reason

>>149357357
Liam's BRINGIN' IT BACK.

https://youtu.be/xViZ38xRQr0?si=8S0qEfTWLFw5NGR0

>>149357475
no.
>>149357650
no I don't actually think she would disect a human, I think she would be the most interested of any drone to know how you work on the inside but in reality she probably has no use for harvesting human organs being as they're not exactly a commodity on copper 9.

>>149358137
damn that's alot of words
>how she treated 'Tessa'
you mean when she (or beau) tried to attach a magnet to her hed with tape off screen?

>>149358610
I still don't know if this is just a funny sight-gag or if beau just thought tessa was just a funny looking drone.

https://x.com/DeathTempler/status/1943760146511147326

>>149358632
It's obvious that Beau just thought she was a weird drone. That's the entire joke. Hence why he ducttapes the magnet onto her helmet as it won't stick.

>Beau cutting N open
>"Hey buddy, things are going to get real red and sad if you do that with me!"

>>149358665
the truest commitment to building your wife is giving her a way to leave

>>149358610
Beau was just following orders, had Alice and Beau thought her a drone then she would have gotten dissection too since she must be a DD with that build. It was just a gag, one could assume Beau doesn't know humans and even if Alice told him he wouldn't know humans are immune to magnets

>>149358583
I can't remember your pic is an edit of Alice I made once or if it is from Pinterest
Pic rel has her eyes glow more intensely

>>149358610
>her hed
geg
>>149358665
> Cyn's tigh motor arrived in the male

>>149358137
>An entire paragraph of delusional headcanon
I don't dislike Alice. I just hate fags who flood the threads with low quality coomposts and offtopic garbage. Not like I can stop you but just remember that it is your fault the next time you find yourself wondering where everyone else went.

>>149358813
stop posting this, nigger.

>>149358813
>delusional headcanon
Did you read it at all? Did you miss everything laid out for you that you could have seen in 6 yourself if you had any interest?
Genuinely what's your point? People always found drones sexy ever since I have first come here in September 2023, how is Alice offtopic in any way? You cannot turn murder drones threads into a monastery and your vague whining make me doubt you have any care or interest in drones or this place being useable since you only accuse and make zero points of substance. You make the impression of someone miserable and passionless only here to whine so I recommend you leave or end your life, whatever you prefer and relieves us of your issues.

>>149348419
>>149357650
>>149358813
At first I thought you were just trolling but now these posts are coming off as some kind of psychotic break. Perhaps you should seriously consider stepping away before your thread-derailing tantrums start ACTUALLY driving people from the threads?

>>149359278
Not sure if the first post is the same guy.

>>149359311
Nah, I refuse to believe there's more than one person ITT being this degree of assblasted over something so inconsequentially stupid

>>149359361
Nta but I haven't been paying attention for hours. What is he assblasted about?

>>149359378
Vague whining and anger or ignorance at any constructive engagement

>>149359378
Basically everything
>Assblasted over 'sex with drones' posts
>Assblasted over "offtopic garbage"
>Assblasted over OC
>Assblasted over Pluschan
>Assblasted over people '''supposedly''' leaving
>Assblasted over the booru???

>>149359449
>Assblasted over "offtopic garbage"
>Assblasted over OC
>Assblasted over people '''supposedly''' leaving
I'm with him on those.

>Assblasted over 'sex with drones' posts
I MAKE THESE POSTS.

>>149359482
>I'm with him on those.
At least you aren't acting like a threadshitting retard about it. Right?

>>149359496
Όχι ακόμα:^).

>>149359516
>Spoiler
I take it back, you are just as bad of a threadshitter as he is and that is assuming "he" isn't just you samefagging to cause drama.

>>149359571
Hah! Nah, I know better than to talk reason to you.

>>149359618
Says the sociopath who claims that all his worst spergouts are the works of a stalker that just so happens to type and behave exactly like you normally do.

Last for Uzi

What the fuck is going on here? No, I'm serious, the number of schizophrenics here simply exceeds all conceivable and inconceivable limits.

>>149359704
Last for punching Uzi.

>>149359941
Looks like yet another Pillar melty. Feel free to ignore it