>tfw seriously considering upgrading my rig just for porn

I've been thinking about this all day, it came to me while listening to a video about the history of folklore and Rumpelstiltskin. True names are important right? But how do you know what your true name actually is?

I mean, I have a name, it's on my birth certificate but is that really me? Is that really my true name or do I need to find my true name? I have to be honest, I've never really felt a connection to my name before, it's just what people call me.