>surpass union members by a large margin
>"Heh, they'll never beat this. I'd like to see them try."
>log in a few days later
>2nd place
>?!
>try to beat it
>fail
>"Oh well, I'll do it tomorrow."
>wake up
>3rd place
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, STOP THE COUNT!!! STOOPPPPP!!