>>2549177
>There is no such thing as a cheap woman.
I know that "cheap woman" is kinda oxymoronic, but I've struggled to figure out what that thing is. It's not food, clothes, shoes, alcohol (luckily), or even chocolate as best I can tell. Travel and musical instruments, maybe? But likely only to a point.

She's never given me an idea of what to get for Christmas/her birthday. I'm not a whole lot better myself but she seems perfectly content with me shirtless and the $8 300g milk chocolate bar I can buy at the grocery store.