I have literally the worst boobs.

Boobs of other girls:
>Perky
>Normal nipples
>Not leaking
>Stay motionless when they are not walking around
>Roughly the same size

Mine:
>Two significantly different sizes
>Point in wildly different directions
>Constantly leaking
>Nipples are different shapes and sizes and on the wrong part of the tit
>Constantly quivering

Will anybody settle for me and these weird boobs?

>be me at age 7
>get VHS tape of Rocko's Modern Life for birthday
>It has a Rocko temporary tattoo
>Before parents wake up I lick my foot to apply the tattoo
>Happy with it and decide to out my socks on so dad won't see
>Dad walks in just as I am putting my socks on
>Says tattoos are disgusting and trashy
>Screams and starts destroying my room
>I try to run away but he grabs my shirt and starts beating me
>Goes on for awhile
>Mom says breakfast is ready
>Dad leaves
>I cry for hours, still afraid
>In my twenties I get a permanent tattoo of Rocko and have a minor crush on him to this day