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Anonymous /vt/101392678#101393295
6/20/2025, 4:55:38 PM
>Wake up in the morning
>Go to mirror of your rulers allow you to have one
>sigh
>Watch American news, fap to the thought of eating a star spangled hot dog
>Feel jealous of Americans
>Spend so much time on America that you get their accent and probably know more about Americans than Americans do
>Turn on your phone and listen to the star spangled banner as everything loads up
>Load your Vtuber model onto your European computer that has the white house your background wallpaper
>Say you hate America as you fantasize about climbing Mt. Rushmore as your fan base looks at your beans and toast butt
>Load into Youtube and fantasize about how it was an American made start up that let's you get close to America
>chat shows up, unaware you're going to play a game made by American devs
>Watch as the tower of babel says 20 different greetings as you look longingly at the bald eagle poster adjacent to your work station.
>stream for hours while trying to hide the fact that you have a collection of U.S. President Bobble heads
It's just the way the world is OP