>>63854278
>which branch should I enlist in if I'm lazy and want to avoid hard work
Not branch. Job.

There’s jobs in every branch that hardly work at all. Air Force finance. Army supply. Chaplain/Chaplain assistant (any branch).

Unironically, if you wanna make okay money doing nothing at all, enlisting (in the right job) in the military is the way to go. If you want to make good money doing nothing at all, commission into the military.