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Anonymous /tg/95972789#95974843
6/29/2025, 3:25:45 AM
What's the deal with Chaos? Are you really going to eschew *all* forms of order from your life, just to be chaotic? Even if you're aligned with the incomprehensible power of the warp, you still put your underwear on *before* your power armor right? And you still compose your sentences in an order people can understand, don't you? You gotta communicate at the most basic level if you're going to organize another Black Crusade, right?? And just because you worship the Dark God Tzeentch, Lord of Entropy, you're still going to load all the bullets in your bolter the ''correct'' direction right? Would that be too consistent to fit in? I know it would really stick it to the big guy in the chair and everything he stands for if you swung your chain axe with your non-dominant hand, but you know what I think what might just drive the point home a little stronger? Actually hitting the guy you're swinging at maybe? Because I mean, at some fundamental level, there has to be a line. A line where everyone in the cult agrees that, this guy, this behavior, is just too chaotic. Just way too wacky for the cause, a complete embarrassment to the wispy lords of the warp. I mean just the other day I saw the World Eaters go on another bender. Blood on their armor, blood in their shoes, watercoolers of blood getting poured on everyone like it's the Superbowl. "Blood for the blood god! Blood for the blood god!" It's all fun and giggles until one of them steps in a man-sized pot hole and drowns, in blood! "But Jerry, they love the blood! Khorne loves it! That brave champion of the Lord of Skulls just died doing what he loves!" Be that as it may, you're supposed to murder! Not *marinate*!