Explain the middle east situation to me in wrestling terms

Who threw the first stone?

Forget about this war. Let's just fuck them all. Let's mediate this conflict with our American cocks, let's fuck all the big Israeli titties and beautiful wide Iranian asses and thighs and hips. Let's fuck every hot and desirable Iranian and Israeli girl so everyone is satisfied and then no one will want to fight after how good we dicked their women down