>>937115886
Back before you were born....
Back before video games turned all of you.Young guys into efaminate little girls....
Saturday night live used to run "bumper spots" in the middle of their show.
A bumper spot is an internally produced commercial, completely separate from the corporate sponsorship commercials, and games shows and talk shows have traditionally inserted them between regular commercials during their show.
Back then, before your parents made the regrettable decision to reproduce, saturday night live used to run bumpers that said " GUESTS OF SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE STAY AT THE ESSEX HOUSE HOTEL, IS NEW YORK'S FINEST LUXURY HOTEL"

.........so aaaaaanyway

Dude, i can't believe you sit there every day and you never try to get any pussy
never...day after day after day
Weeks become months
And another year has gone by
.............................and you NEVER TRY
weird as fuck, dude
what's your deal?
the timeless " i'll never admit that i'm consumed with fear about my tiny penis" thing again?
You should really try some good LSD
Because you are such an uptight loser
It would help you greatly
Really... it would
Youd realize how uncool you are
You would finally see yourself as you truly are, and realize how wrong you've been about everything so far
And amazed at how convinced you used to be that "you were correct"
It would be a real mind expanding experience for your update little ass
I guarantee you would start getting pussy right off the bat

Because the truth of the matter is
Obviously....
YOU are the problem
YOU are exactly why girls don't like you
It's true... you can't blame anybody else
You just openly admitted that you sit on your ass every day and you never even try
You're such a coward
that you sacrificed
All of the amazing attributes
of a relationship, much more than sex
FOR A PRISON OF MASTURBATION
Trapped in your little prison of fear
YOU created this lack of experience
and obviously YOU are the only who can fix it