ive seen lots of war correspondence in my life

......but that day, I was changing channels and I saw a TRULY TOUGH human

stern and determined, with an expression on her face something akin to ANGER, not fear...

as live artillery was detonating about 30 feet behind her... and I was like "who is THIS?" upon taking a closer look I was like "OH... MY.... GOD.... she's like the 3rd Olsen Twin, minus the 'troll doll' phenotype...

she's NOT the 'perfect beauty' we often envision, but that's kinda why I like her so much...

shes REAL..... and she's super fucking serious

not even slightly 'ditzy' or girly, she would make a badass life companion.

Dear Ellison ,
say the word, and I'll use a $12 household hammer to ensure she never bothers us