>Ford, Fiat, Honda, KIA, Suzuki, Peugot, Nissan, Volkswagen, Mazda, Citroen, Renault, Mazda, Volvo
You are POOR.

>Lexus
You are POOR and don't have money for an expensive car you are okay with replacing.

>Mercedes
You are an Arab taxi driver.

>Audi, BMW
You are Arab.

>Tesla, any EV startup
You are gay.

>Jeep, Dodge
You have a small dick or you are black.

>Porsche, Lamborghini, Maserati, Range Rover
You are too old for prime pussy or you rented this.

>Any chink brand
You are okay with dying to save 30k.

What is there even left to buy/drive anymore? All cars suck. You're better off spending that money on expensive trips to flex on your Instagram.