WORST MOVIE I've seen in a long time

What a steaming, brown pile of disappointment that was. THAT'S 80 MINUTES OF MY LIFE I'LL NEVER GET BACK. Once again lead astray by a 7.1 score on IMDB, what were you people thinking??
Wooden acting, ridiculous costumes, a meandering plot full of holes that made no sense. All filmed by a director whom I suspect of being mentally retarded. 90% of the shots in this movie are of legs and torsos, human or animal. I'm not even kidding. This whole movie is nothing but backs of legs! Guinnevere was pretty convincing in portraying her love for Lancelot, huh? Not. Lancelot was even worse.
Very clever of the director to avoid actually showing us any sets or action. Let's set up a bunch of tents and we'll weasel out of not having a castle that way. The Big Joust: Shot of bagpiper's torso, shot of horses legs, cut to Arthur and the knights in the stands, sound of crash, cut to knight falling off horse. Repeat 10 times.
You know you're in trouble when nothing actually happens in a movie and half the dialogue is spent explaining all the interesting stuff that happened off camera (and in some other, better movie I guess). You know you're in DEEP Trouble from the very beginning, before the credits, with the horrible killing scenes. Knight stabbed in gut with sword, reacts 2 or 3 seconds later "Oh yeah, that was supposed to hurt." Guy with helmet cleaved open who very slowly and calmly lies down on his back to die. It only gets worse from there...
Watch "Excalibur" instead. Much better, despite the annoying music.