Thread 212051567

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Waifu of /film/ edition

>Question of the Day
Which is the most /film/ continent and why is it Asia?

Previous: >>212007958

Queen of /film/

Elaine May in California Suite is such a sexy little hag. 46 years old and still immensely fuckable.

>>212051567 (OP)
>Which is the most /film/ continent and why is it
its obviously europe because everyones so far up their own asses over here

We're all up their own asses here.

lying whore of /film/

i am a stout man

>>212051631
>Elaine May in California Suite is such a sexy little hag. 46 years old and still immensely fuckable.
You had my curiosity…
>directed by Herbert Ross (Pennies from Heaven & Footloose)
but now you have my attention.

>>212052155
Still haven't watched Shock Treatment due to other matters occuping my mind and schedule. I propose an arrangement: if I haven't posted my thoughts within 48 hours, you have to rape me. I'll be your bitch for a whole month. Deal?

>>212052386
You do understand the implications of watching Mektoub and Shock Treatment, right?
Soon you'll have to watch Antichrist, Cat People, and Haruhara-san’s Recorder - wouldn't wish that triple feature on my worst enemy!

Is this thread the same 5 people posting the same dogshit

>>212052598
Tried Mektoub, the machine translated subs were much too distracting.
Antichrist was bleh four years ago. I did however watch La Petite Voleuse and Charlotte was a cute in that.
Cat People don't care for, seen other Keenskees.
Haruhara-san's Recorder I have ready, and Kanata no uta (2023) also featuring faux-Nanako.

https://letterboxd.com/dingoatemybabi/list/the-top-500-movies-of-all-time-incomplete/

how many of these classics have YOU seen?

>>212052653
All me.

>>212052724
kys

>>212052743
no

>>212052743
cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it

>>212052752
>>212052995
obsessed

>>212051567 (OP)
she's so cute

>>212051956
this is getting too meta

>>212052155
It's not very good unfortunately. Two segments - with Elaine May and Maggie Smith - are decent, one is tolerable, one is shit. But worth a watch for the cast.

>>212052155
>>Herbert Ross
the most forgotten Oscar prestige director
probably fairly forgotten

>>212054702
>probably fairly forgotten
Yeah, although I loved Play It Again Sam - but then again it's more Woody Allen's picture than Ross'

Listen to Sarah Gadon's new audiobook

>>212052386
Deal.

>>212052598
>Mektoub
Soon. Same with Betty Blue (both 3hrs long).
>Antichrist
I liked it but I understand the controversy, especially with that opening scene. I prefer the extended Nymphomaniac cut (inb4 oreo).
>Cat People
Also liked it. Nice soundtrack and a lighter watch than Paris, Texas.
>Haruhara-san’s Recorder
I'm still sore about no Brian Wilson edition because someone made the OP this instead, so probably not anytime soon.

>>212054702
Doesn't sound bad at all. I'll download it.

>>212051567 (OP)
It's North America, retarded weeb.

>>212056290
We dont discuss coalburner slop here

>>212056614
I don't watch anime

>>212053329
japanese bathrooms are so comfy

The rumors are true I was organically posting, then took a break to inorganically post, and now have returned to organically posting. There have been theories that 8/50 films in my top 50 are non-American, which is a lie 50/50 are from the Good ole USA. I am a Stout Man, I work in an office, and I live in the midwest. I binge watched the American Pie Direct-to-DVD spinoffs this week, hence the inorganic posting, but now that that is finished I will post organically again. Time to grill up some hot dogs and hamburgers and watch Lethal Weapon 2 and National Treasure.

is bounce ko gals /film/?
https://youtu.be/-bNtUbz8NB8

this is what i've actually been doing;

https://letterboxd.com/dingoatemybabi/list/the-top-500-movies-of-all-time-incomplete/

i also watched starcrash which was shit

>>212057159
yes. it made the East Asia chart row 10, column 12

>>212056290
>a Telecaster and some offset I can't pinpoint
No chance that's a coincidence.
I had a great time with your joint, you don't have to become my rapist now! Thoughts:
I basedfaced on iconic shots, Jessica is a charming actress in this. Her presence commands respect, but I'm sure she's humble irl.
The songs were awesomesauce.
This felt like an angry movie, which I liked. I thought it was taking jabs at Reagan, but all I know of Reagan is from Zappa songs. I also imagine Zappa could've thought of something like this if he was creatively neutered. Not dissing the movie with this statement, quite the contrary. Zappa was just in a league of his own regarding creative decisions.
It was a ball, thank you for harping about this joint. (ahahahahaha)

>>212057328
do you have this in letterboxd list form?

I am stout and from the midwest and love The Matrix and Spirited Away. That is real cinema. Jurassic Park, Heat, you name it.

There are very few 5/5s in this world, but Dark Knight, Social Network, Matrix, Jurassic Park, Avatar 2, you know them when you see them. Star Wars 4, fan-edition. Ya know brings a tear to my eye the great cinema in this world. I am in my office crying, because I am overwhelmed with emotion.

Aquaman 2018 is the latest GREAT film I've seen, with my hot dogs, hamburgers, Mountain Dew, dogshit I had the time of my life. I am now binge watching Ted 2 in anticipation of my big Lethal Weapon 2- National Treasure-Night at the Museum 3 Friday night fun.

I am a stout man.

The rumors are true I was organically posting, then took a break to inorganically post, and now have returned to organically posting. There have been theories that 8/50 films in my top 50 are non-American, which is a lie 50/50 are from the Good ole USA. I am a Stout Man, I work in an office, and I live in the midwest. I binge watched the American Pie Direct-to-DVD spinoffs this week, hence the inorganic posting, but now that that is finished I will post organically again. Time to grill up some hot dogs and hamburgers and watch Lethal Weapon 2 and National Treasure and Night at the Museum 3.

I am now binge watching Ted 2.

>>212052653
Bookum and Boocum
Dingo and Costa Rica Senor
Caraxfag and Dumontfag
Turk Pleb and Blankie Fag
Brazillian Puss and Lolz binky schizo
Sonofan123 and Tsaifag
comfy fag and Serpents Egg
Troy and Jumpacat
Megaanon and Dreyer Theatrical
Austrianfag and Czech fag
Big Beefy Men and Stout men
Carlos Sanchez and Jorge Rodriguez
Chimpout Anon and Asian who fucked trannies anon
Ratings Girl and Bookum larping as a Critic girl
Femino and Gallo Short Anon
Aus Bro and Australian Bro

All of /film/ is a conflict between two individuals dating 5 years back

thread is off to a good start I see

>>212057623
>I am in my office crying, because I am overwhelmed with emotion.
Aesthetic contemplation gives us temporary liberation from the suffering that results from enslavement to the will

>>212057858
What is "Enslavement to the Will"

>>212057541
not yet. I'll add them all once I finish all the charts

>>212057898
an irrational blind incessant impulse without knowledge, that drives instinctive behaviors, causing an endless insatiable striving in human existence

>>212058064
speaking of, anyone have any recs for anyone else to add/remove from the South Asian chart before I actually start working on it?
Afghanistan
>Siddiq Barmak
Bangladesh
>Humayun Ahmed
>Sheikh Niamat Ali*
>Ritwik Ghatak
>Chashi Nazrul Islam*
>Morshedul Islam
>Alamgir Kabir
>Rezwan Shahriar Sumit*
Bhutan
>Arun Bhattarai*
>Pawo Choyning Dorji
>Tashi Gyeltshen*
>Khyentse Norbu
India
>John Abraham
>Ashim Ahluwalia
>Muzaffar Ali
>Abrar Alvi*
>Kamal Amrohi
>Chetan Anand*
>Vijay Anand*
>Govindan Aravindan
>K. Asif
>Ashish Avikunthak
>Jahnu Barua*
>Prantik Basu
>Shyam Benegal
>Vishal Bhardwaj*
>Mahesh Bhatt*
>Amartya Bhattacharyya
>Pradipta Bhattacharyya*
>Amitabh Chakraborty
>Buddhadeb Dasgupta*
>Satyadev Dubey*
>Guru Dutt
>Amit Dutta
>K. G. George
>Anand Ghandi*
>Goutam Ghose
>Adoor Gopalakrishnan
>Ashutosh Gowariker*
>Gulzar
>Akshay Indikar
>Payal Kapadia
>Prem Kapoor
>Raj Kapoor
>Girish Karnad*
>Arun Karthick*
>Shaji N. Karun*
>Girish Kasaravalli
>Anurag Kashyap
>Awtar Krishna Kaul
>Mani Kaul
>Shivam Kaushik*
>Mehboob Khan
>Thiagarajan Kumararaja
>Balu Mahendra
>Nalini Malani
>Prakash Mehra*
>Deepa Mehta*
>Ketan Mehta
>Achal Mishra*
>Saeed Akhtar Mirza
>Sombhu & Amit Mitra
>Hrishikesh Mukherjee
>Mira Nair*
>M T Vasudevan Nair
>Govind Nihalani
>P. Padmarajan*
>Sai Paranjape*
>Don Palathara*
>Jabbar Patel*
>Pramod Pati
>Anand Patwardhan*
>Yashaswini Raghunandan*
>S. S. Rajamouli*
>Mani Ratnam*
(cont.)

>>212058723
>Satyajit Ray
>Kadri Venkata Reddy
>Pattabhirama Reddy
>Raam Reddy
>Nina Shivdasani Rovshen*
>Bimal Roy
>C. Rudraiah
>S. N. S. Sastry
>M.S. Sathyu*
>Selvaraghaven*
>Aparna Sen
>Mrinal Sen
>Kundan Shah*
>Kumar Shahani
>Shankar*
>Gurvinder Singh
>Shree Narayan Singh
>Tapan Sinha*
>Ramesh Sippy*
>Aditya Vikram Sengupta
>Kamal Swaroop
>Chaitanya Tamhane*
>P. S. Vinothraj*
Maldives
?
Nepal
>Min Bahadur Bhan
>Deepak Rauniyar*
Pakistan
>Jamil Dehlavi
>A.J. Kardar*
>Sarmad Sultan Khoosat*
>Saim Sadiq
Republic of Balochistan
?
Sri Lanka
>Darmasena Pathiraja
>Lester James Peries
>Rajee Samarasinghe*
>Prasanna Vithanage*

>>212053133
her chin makes her look like a bobs burgers character

>>212057399
Hahaha I wouldn't be caught DEAD posting that screenshot. Very glad to hear you had a great time, though!
>I basedfaced on iconic shots
Excellent.
>Jessica is a charming actress in this. Her presence commands respect, but I'm sure she's humble irl.
True, she comes off as humble especially in later years. I love her attitude in this one though… so witchy, so stunning. Peak queen.
>The songs were awesome sauce.
Fully agreed. Shock Treatment is a different kind of sardonic kitsch compared to Zappa yet similar in message when you look close enough, so I can see the comparison. Also it's funny you mention Reagan as ST was filming during the absolute landslide of an election he won in November '80. Yet another example of how the film was ahead of its time.

>>212058816
what chin lmao

>>212058968
You missed my excellent pun, ESL. I'm crying. You made me cry.

harp
phrasal verb
To talk or write about to an excessive and tedious degree; dwell on.

>>212059667
Absolute kino. Borzage is the master of doomed romances

>>212051567 (OP)
Saxophone Fake Nanako (Cannon Konami) > Real Nanako > Fake Nanako.

>QOD
Europe obviously.

>>212051631
>46
Too young.

>>212056077
That actress is not chopping that wood, dishonest cinema.

>>212057399
>>212058968
The only good songs are Lullaby and Bitching in the Kitchen, the latter only because the lyrics are so funny. When Harper's voice comes in on Lullaby it's pure kino.

>>212059924
The River might be the most erotic film ever made.

>>212060693
she's a stout woman she could chop that wood

>>212058136
So it is a desire? What is the ontological origin of "Well" or an "Insatiable Lust for Striving" that can only be rectificed by "Aesthetic contemplation."

What are y'all talking about lil bros

>>212061843
>/film/ producers

Paulo Branco
Pierre Cottrell
Michael Nolin
George Litto
Steven Bochco
Jaime Romandia
Viktor Izvekov
Gleb Kuznetsov
Powell and Pressburger
Chaplin
Hitchcock
Edward Black
Carol Reed
Erich Pommer
Carl Laemmle Jr.
Merian Cooper
Françoise Etchegaray
Erwin Goggel
Alain Sarde
Richard Roth
Emmanuel Schlumberger
Francisco Laresgoiti
Fulvio Morsella
George Pal
Cecil B. DeMille
Roberto Rossellini
Alberto Grimaldi
Giuseppe Amato

>>212061918
Barbet Schroeder, Edward R. Pressman.

>>212061461
She's not even holding the axe right.

>>212056614
pfffffffffffffttttt you wish

>>212062384
maybe it's the korean way

>>212061918
why no Dino De Laurentis? Carlo Ponti?

>>212060693
>>46
>Too young.
For you, my sick fuck, there's Small Time Crooks. 68 and juicy cleavage action.

>>212059346
Your pun did not go unnoticed :) I always harp about Harper. She even played a harpy in Memory! What if she also played the harp? Someone ask Béatrice if she's ever heard of DALL-E.

>>212058968
>not including the title track, Me of Me, Little Black Dress, Duel Duet, etc.
Agree on Lullaby though. Her voice is angelic and that scene has always reminded of Suspiria along with the Looking for Trade sequence.

Does Shocko Treatment reference Suspiria? Mental if true.

>>212063276
It does if you want it to.

>>212061813
the thing in itself, whatever part of yourself that exists besides your image of the world

>>212063238
Meant for >>212060693

>>212063414
>your image of the world
your sense of self is part of your image of the world, btw if that matters

>>212051567 (OP)
Television & Film BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCzlbkkTr7A

>>212063488
ok

Hmm yes a list of 100 random Indian names, totally useful thanks mr autistic schizo now I know where to start with Indian cinema!

>>212064149
Yeah, talk about overkill. Jeet redeemed the card and then some.

>>212064149
which is why I said India should be its own chart, then just never made

Why the fuck are we even including India in the first place? Let's be honest here

just include that one Indian film that killed Goddard and be done with it

>>212062828
>68
Now we're talking.

>>212064369
Kek you deserve a copy of today's NEW YORK HEARLD TRIBUUUUUNE

>>212062782
Dino deLaurentius makes complete and utter garbage.

>Cimino's Desperate Hours
>La Strada
>Lynch's Dune
>Red Dragon, Hannibal, Hannibal Rising
>Serpent's Egg

His only remotely good films are Nights of Cabiria and Year of the Dragon. His Manhunter and Blue Velvet "credit" is him giving them money behind the scenes and wasn't actually credited.

>Carlo Ponti
Better than deLaurentius

>>212053329
Do you think that water is touching her vagina?

I don't know why I ever ask you retards anything. I'm just gonna do my own thing and post the charts when they are done

>>212065064
SAAARRR

uhh I just saw Peppermint Soda (1977) and you see a girl's 15 year old tits before she puts her feet in her 13 year old sisters mouth in this pic.
I thought "how French" but it's made by a Jewish woman.

>>212064880
Some might even have gotten in!

>>212065118
Costaricanon seething in 3... 2... 1...

>>212051567 (OP)
Someone posted a cool looking poster as the op of one of these threads. I believe it was a korean action movie i remember a male on the cover and the color was mostly red. Please someone tell me the name I should have saved it.

>>212065118
>I thought "how French" but it's made by a Jewish woman.
Some of the frenchs of all time are jews though.

>>212065255
Just keep going back until you find it.

>>212058816
Are you implying i couldn't fix her? With my penis? Because i am willing and able to try.

>>212065118
Hey, uhh was this supposed to be a ringing endorsement for the film? Because it worked.

>>212065064
It's just too many names, man, you should really condense it more. The african ones were good because there were many less names.

>>212065313
Aint it the same op making these threads though I feel like he can tell me

>>212065195
Do you think that gets her wet, the sensation of warm water going into her vagina? i would also like to have gotten in.

>>212065395
maybe you're looking for this?
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/211386414/

>>212065482
yea thats it thanks

>>212065458
You're asking me if water gets her wet?

selling fake nanako bathwater

>>212065385
the African ones were smaller because there are less African directors worth mentioning. just Japan on the East Asian chart was bigger than this whole chart and this one is shaping up to be slightly bigger than the Southeast Asian chart and not even half the size of the East Asian one. it's just mainly Indian focused because there's not a lot else going on in the region. I'm also openly asking if anyone should be removed and I get no responses

>>212065555
Look i'm not a /tv/ resident alright, maybe you anons know better than i if it does or not.

yoooo unc Bergman had some baddies in his movies fr fr

>>212066146
no

Swedes look so off to me. They look soft, cold and feeble in a way no other people do.

>>212066493
Compared to what exactly?

WORST MOVIE I've seen in a long time

What a steaming, brown pile of disappointment that was. THAT'S 80 MINUTES OF MY LIFE I'LL NEVER GET BACK. Once again lead astray by a 7.1 score on IMDB, what were you people thinking??
Wooden acting, ridiculous costumes, a meandering plot full of holes that made no sense. All filmed by a director whom I suspect of being mentally retarded. 90% of the shots in this movie are of legs and torsos, human or animal. I'm not even kidding. This whole movie is nothing but backs of legs! Guinnevere was pretty convincing in portraying her love for Lancelot, huh? Not. Lancelot was even worse.
Very clever of the director to avoid actually showing us any sets or action. Let's set up a bunch of tents and we'll weasel out of not having a castle that way. The Big Joust: Shot of bagpiper's torso, shot of horses legs, cut to Arthur and the knights in the stands, sound of crash, cut to knight falling off horse. Repeat 10 times.
You know you're in trouble when nothing actually happens in a movie and half the dialogue is spent explaining all the interesting stuff that happened off camera (and in some other, better movie I guess). You know you're in DEEP Trouble from the very beginning, before the credits, with the horrible killing scenes. Knight stabbed in gut with sword, reacts 2 or 3 seconds later "Oh yeah, that was supposed to hurt." Guy with helmet cleaved open who very slowly and calmly lies down on his back to die. It only gets worse from there...
Watch "Excalibur" instead. Much better, despite the annoying music.

>>212067950
filtered

>>212067950
Is this pasta?

>>212066493
>They look soft, cold and feeble in a way no other people do.
You're describing koreans though, just add "soulless" and it's spot on.

Who the fuck is Aaron "Steiny" Steinberg?

>>212051567 (OP)
>Which is the most /film/ continent and why is it Asia?
Pic related.
Also, someone please recommend me some good kino, Asian or otherwise.

>>212068019
>>212068520
https://moviechat.org/tt0071737/Lancelot-du-Lac/58c72fd75ec57f0478f5c65e/WORST-MOVIE-Ive-seen-in-a-long-time

Who the fuck is "Lucky Larry" Silverstein?

>>212068925
see >>212057328

>>212051956
What in the world am I looking at

>>212067950
This but for every single film by Godard/Truffaut/Bresson

>>212067950
Normalfags are so funny
>>212068946
>that comment section
Poor nigga got pwned

>>212069363
Consult the Spike

I have a crush on my roomate and she's getting railed by her fuckbuddy behind the wall while I'm watching french new wave with my headphones on to block out the fuck sounds. Can my life get any more cucked than that?

I'm fucking this hot babe right now and we keep hearing french from her weird roommate's room. I guess he forgot to plug in his headphones while watching some gay youtube videos. We can smell him. She also says he's really weird and icky around the house.

She's also trans by the way, but I'm still fucking her.

>>212065226
My days od seething are behind me, thanks to Dingo I am only angry at him. I have been pushing it close to Bed time.

I have taken a break from kino to say "Hello." Hello.

>>212069840
>>212070307
>>212070547
Kek.

>>212057328
Is this still open to suggestion? I firmly protest you add Twin Sisters of Kyoto (pic related) as well as replace Swing Girls with The Taste of Tea and Howl's Moving Castle with Princess Mononoke.

>>212057399
>all I know of Reagan is from Zappa songs
Literally me except also his interviews

>>212063238
>>212063276
>>212064181
Any of you guys read the Thomas De Quincey novel it's based on? I'm still debating whether to do so before watching the movie (in october).

>>212068925
Europa '51

>>212071032
I have Nakamura on there already, so I can replace The Shape of Night (row 3, column 9) with Twin Sisters of Kyoto. The Taste of Tea is already on the chart (row 12, column 22). plus it's not the same director as Swing Girls, at least according to letterboxd, so I'll keep both. I'll swap out Howl's Moving Castle for Princess Mononoke though. might be a while before I get to it

>>212071324
Admittedly I have only read excerpts, but I don't see how it could hurt reading the whole thing before October.
The essay Argento and Nicolodi adapted for the Three Mothers trilogy is called Levana and Our Ladies of Sorrow. Three sisters, same names and all.

>>212071324
I've read parts of it (The Apparition of the Brocken and Savannah-la-Mar), which were pretty good (De Quincey constantly gets shilled on /lit/ as having one of the best prose styles of the English language). I've read On Murder Considered as One of the Fine Arts (hilarious, especially the bit about the Mannheim baker) and The English Mail Coach which were both about as good of what I've read of Suspiria.

>>212071916
>I have Nakamura on there already, so I can replace The Shape of Night (row 3, column 9) with
Twin Sisters of Kyoto.
I'm not familiar and wasn't aware you already had something by the same director. Disregard my request, you'd know better than me.
>The Taste of Tea is already on the chart
My mistake again. I found swing girls inadequate and merely hoped to have it replaced.
>I'll swap out Howl's Moving Castle for Princess Mononoke though. might be a while before I get to it
Cheers. Much obliged friend :)

>>212072014
>>212072358
Looks like I have a lot of reading to do.
>I don't see how it could hurt reading the whole thing before October.
It's intended to be part of my halloween streak, that's all.
>(De Quincey constantly gets shilled on /lit/ as having one of the best prose styles of the English language).
That's funny. I read Confessions of an English Opium-Eater (original edition) and thought it was terrible. You've convinced me to give Suspiria de Profundis a try however.

Books make me sleepy.

>>212065601
Is it the real bathwater of fake Nanako or fake bathwater of real Nanako?

>>212073458
Nothing's real.

>>212073728
Yes, but is it apparently real real bathwater, or apparently fake fake bathwater?

They linked up again?

>>212074080
So is it a kind of mix of both of their bathwaters?

>>212051567 (OP)
roast me

>>212074194
It is entirely possible they had the chance of bathing together.

>>212074242
Very nice.

>>212074080
literally who

>>212074431
just how new are you

>>212072903
What about audiobooks?
>>212055556

>>212074197
At least you're not a brainlet and didn't include any films from the year 2000 like some other lists i've seen.

>>212074080
need it

>>212074431
See >>212051567 (OP)

>>212074509
>>212074840
see >>212074431

>>212074080
This is not /kdg/.

>>212075007
Can't you read? "Waifu of /film/" "alice2024 interviews chikaaraki001".

>>212075029
She's Japanese, not a Korean.
Last but not least, she's /film/

>>212075094
>"Waifu of /film/"
You mean maggie?

>>212075299
Isn't she the dowager empress of /film/ or something?

>>212075299
I thought you had abandoned her.

>>212075346
Very cheeky

>>212075362
Just a little hiatus of attention

>>212075736
>Very cheeky
All in good fun. Always a pleasure to see her here.

>>212066146
Looks kinda like Peggy Lipton here.

The king of /film/ (twenty-first century)

>>212071032
Princess Mononoke sucks though.

Just marathoned the NY Times 100 best films of the 21st century list, what did I think of it?

it's all about he said she said bullshit

>>212076349
Why is there not a single grandrieux film in the list? He mogs every single piece of shit movie on that list probably

If The Brown Bunny is not in the top 10 than your list is wrong.

>>212076241
Wrong image.

>>212076014
The pleasure is hers.

>>212076343
Personal disagreements towards that aside, it's certainly much better than Howl's.

>>212077031
Hi vincent

>>212077031
Where's Promises Written on Water you fag?

>>212077162
>>212077241
It's not me.

>>212077404
I mean, i'm not Vincent.

Even though these are just two stills from the same scene, you can palpate the dynamism, you can feel the kinetic of the scene. The challenging race, the tension that transpires from it. That feeling can only occur when you are before true cinema.

nigga who cares

God forbid some filmic discussion... in the film thread! I'm off to watch a file. See you suckers.

>>212076241
>>212077038
Wrong image again! Third time's a charm.

>>212077404
>>212077445
Do you have a single fact to back that up?

>>212077712
>westerns
>true cinema
Lol.

>>212057328
Unfortunately many of these I've already seen.

>>212071396
Never heard of it before, but it sounds interesting, thanks anon.

>>212078693
I never had a blue mohawk and i never danced at the Gaydies.

>>212071396
>>212079752
>Europa '51
I'm more of a Traviata '53 guy myself.

https://youtu.be/2Gdw7lFYdCw
New Zappa kino just dropped.

>>212080979
Uhhh. Is this just alternate camera footage from the A Token of His Extreme dvd?

>>212081491
Don't think so, i don't remember Jeff Simmons being on A Token of His Extreme, plus the stage looks smaller and they seem to be wearing different clothes.

>>212081491
Also, based Zathura KStew posting.

>>212080979
The women in the audience all look either utterly lost or amused.

>>212079752
then explore more from the directors you've liked

>>212081631
Ah yeah you're right. Feels really weird to see jeff simmons sitting in with that lineup.

>>212081691
Likewise
someone somewhere probably still owns this.

>>212054835
not shitting the bed on a good project is a good thing

>>212076343
for me it's my AI generated version of Shuna's Journey prompted from the radio play.

>>212063702
Oshii is in the new Kojima game? What the fuck?

1. Full Body Massage/Wildly Available
2. Over the Edge
3. Silent Light
3. Sweet Smell of Success
4. The Red Shoes
5. My Little Loves
6. Manhunter
7. Doc's Kingdom
8. Ivan's Childhood
9. Metropolis
10. M

>>212081931
Kek, i'm surprised there's even women there.

>>212082099
>5. My Little Loves
Love this film.

>>212082049
Probably sitting in a storage unit somewhere in beautiful downtown Burbank.

>>212082099
Stout list.

>>212081931
>>212082614
Many such cases. I don't think most people who attended his concerts had any idea what they were in for. Just that he was a whacky guitar player all the guys in suits hated.
https://youtu.be/G-26iHk3Sjk?t=51

Finally watched Three Colors: Red

What was the point of Judge Sr and Judge Jr's life events being identical, like 2 years difference between them and the woman that cheats on them, book falling open on the exam question etc?

Also the main character was a slut that was eventually definitely tapped by the sleazy photographer who she agreed to go "bowling" with after "rebuffing" his advances

Poor Judge Jr is in for another surprise

>>212083634
Fraternite
All humans are connected

>>212083220
I like the girls in Baby Snakes he brings on stage.

we're all brothers here

Top 10
1. Rocky 4
2. Heat
3. Aquaman
4. Predator
5. Die Hard
6. Dark Knight
7. Se7en
8. Rambo
9. Star Wars
10. Silence of the Lambs

I am a stout man

>>212084881
Which was your favorite? The blow-up doll or terry?

>>212086212
The seven of us who have brides are.

>>212087333
I feel about Terry the way he feels about Punky Meadows.

Am I watching 8 1/2 or Double Indemnity tonight

>>212087984
8 1/2 only if you have seen other Fellini joints before

>>212087984
Watch eight and a half minutes of Double Idemnity and go to sleep.

>>212088114
There are prerequisites?

>>212088361
If it's your first Fellini you will find it too self-indulgent and will be violently filtered by it. You were warned.

>>212088398
What would you suggest first? Besides double indemnity of course

>>212088960
I lowkey think I Vitelloni is a great place to start with Fellini. It's very nostalgic, very personal. And you can get a taste of his signature style.
Another of his earliest and most acclaimed films: La Strada and Nights of Cabiria, but also the underrated Il Bidone.

>>212089195
Cheers

I think my first was La dolce vitta.

Strada -> Cabiria -> Dolce Vita -> 8 1/2 is the correct order imo

There's no correct order.

Queen of /film/

>>212090258
Those eyes are one of the seven gates of hell.

>>212090309
Get her ass

>>212090309
Her Eyes Are a Blue Million Miles

Don't die on me, /film/.

I accidentally called my girlfriend "Nanako" during sex.

>>212091832
Bibi killed /film/

horrific scenes here as I can't decide what I want to eat with my kino (and can't decide which kino I want to watch because I can't decide what I want to eat)

>>212050216
>American Dad is classic though not really /film/
It is /film/ tho

>>212092736
Wishful thinking.

I accidentally called my girlfriend "Tsaisis" during sex.

I accidentaly don't have a girlfriend.

>>212077088
Nah, Howl is better. Spirited Away>Howl>Princess Mononoke.

>>212098386
I don't get what people see in Howl.

Howl is fucking awful. They had no idea what they wanted to do besides muh whimsy.

>>212098694
It's good, unlike Princess Mononoke.

This is literally my appearance. Total contempt for /film/

>>212051567 (OP)
I pondered yesterday, what are the most transgressive mainstream American films? By that I mean transgressive for their time, really going against the grain and rustling a lot of jimmies in the process.
Unironically Freddy Got Fingered comes to mind first.

>>212099369
FGF is a Canadian production through and through, buddy

>>212097329
Still wanna see her cosplay as Suzy.

Dreyer is such a master

The next Dreyer? Me.

Thought you guys my appreciate this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6V02svoabw
Krakatit (Otakar Vávra, 1948, celý film, english subtitles)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Po7XFlz7xnE
Smrt si říká Engelchen (Ján Kadár, Elmar Klos, 1963, celý film, english subtitles)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPw-iENVvus
Příchozí z temnot (Jan S. Kolár, 1921, celý film, english subtitles)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIMpDs8Xqhw
A pátý jezdec je Strach (Zbyněk Brynych, 1964, celý film, english subtitles)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnI0V9NwmdU
Pražská 5 (Tomáš Vorel, 1988, celý film, english subtitles)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpF_n8Go_PM
Kouř (Tomáš Vorel, 1990, celý film, english subtitles)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCEP3Si9uIk
Bílá tma (František Čáp, 1948, celý film, english subtitles)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZziZsAq0_A0
Konkurs (Miloš Forman, 1963, celý film, english subtitles)

>>212100657
No that's Joel Haver

Carl Theodor Dryer

>>212088398
It was my first Fellidae and I found it breddy gud.

>>212101816
Posters here say Breathless sucks too but I also liked that.

>>212101944
Pfft, posters here say Citizen Kane sucks.

>>212100825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6V02svoabw [Embed]
Krakatit (Otakar Vávra, 1948, celý film, english subtitles)

After an accidental explosion in the lab, its inventor slips in and out of dream-like hallucinations, realizing that he had given the formula to one of his colleagues, who he tries to stop before it is too late.

Krakatit is a 1948 Czechoslovak science fiction mystery film directed by Otakar Vávra, starring Karel Höger as a chemist who suffers from delirium and regret after inventing a powerful explosive. The film is based on Karel Čapek's novel with the same title, written in 1922. The name is derived from the volcano Krakatoa, which violently erupted in 1883.

>>212102186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Po7XFlz7xnE [Embed]
Smrt si říká Engelchen (Ján Kadár, Elmar Klos, 1963, celý film, english subtitles)

Death Is Called Engelchen

Death Is Called Engelchen (Slovak: Smrt sa volá Engelchen) is a 1963 Czechoslovak war film directed by Ján Kadár and Elmar Klos. It was entered into the 3rd Moscow International Film Festival where it won a Golden Prize.

>>212101990
What starts the "it sucks" scale in your opinion? For me, it's 5/10. 6/10 and above I would generally recommend. If I don't like a film for a major reason, it's likely capped at a 5. If I liked a film overall, the lowest I'll give it's a 6. I hate to sound like Rotten Tomatoes, just being honest.

>>212100825
>Kouř (Tomáš Vorel, 1990, celý film, english subtitles)
I've been looking for this one, thanks!

Jan Lenica

>>212090258
>>212090309
Cute. Devilish.

>>212090309
She has awesome, big, suckable nips tho.

Attention, please.
I drag my unwashed ass and balls slowly across the foreheads of all movie critics.
Thank you for your attention.

>>212103522
Aww someone disliked this kiddies favorite giallo joint

>>212103162
7/10

>>212103687
I haven't read a movie review in over ten years and even then it was random reviews of popular movies in magazines
I just felt a divine calling to remind movie critics they're not important today.
Also I don't watch giallos I just don't really like them much.

Look at what the spics did to this place, unforgivable.

>>212104194
It's one spic and he's a belligerent schizo tranny.

>>212104240
It's always more than just one spic. If you're reading this and you're brown just know that there's people in the world who are constantly plotting your demise 24/7 and I'm one of those people.
Fuck spics, fuck browns, fuck jeets, fuck the third world, you can all kiss my ass you fucking peasant pieces of shit.

>>212104333
Digits support and confirm

>>212102536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPw-iENVvus
Příchozí z temnot (Jan S. Kolár, 1921, celý film, english subtitles)

The Arrival from the Darkness

The Arrival from the Darkness aka Redivivus (Czech: Příchozí z temnot) is a 1921 Czechoslovak silent fantasy horror film directed by Jan S. Kolár

what to watch

>>212104333
Spoken like somebody with hypertension. Anger issa no good, especially at rest. When you get angry, your pulse and blood pressure increase to levels normally associated with physical activity. If you're at rest with those elevated levels, it's actively causing damage to your heart.

>>212065118
what's this genre called?

>>212105030
Movies With Girls in Them

>>212100825
>>212102186
>>212102536
>>212104531
Cheers. Yesternight I watched Witchhammer by Vavra. 10/10 baroque kino. blows Day of Wrath out of the water Gonna watch Krakatit next.

>>212104668
Watch Warfare.

>>212076343
it's alright. i didn't see it til recently but i can see how it would be babies first major war/hunt/spiritual search movie but that's everywhere in cartoon movies for kids. Little Mermaid was more based for the voyage to slay the beast setting you up to want to set sail like your ancestors and yada yada. Princess Mononoke is just dabbling in a bit of different things where there are much bolder movies even in the Asian group.

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>>212075736
i want to play Armored Core 1 and 2 with her on Playstation, showing her optimal heat to mobility to power builds, and then have her play Resident Evil at night while i hold her in my arms and tell her she's gonna die a lot lot more and there's much scarier things waiting for her. Then maybe sex while watching in The Mood For Love if she's lucky.

>>212104531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIMpDs8Xqhw
A pátý jezdec je Strach (Zbyněk Brynych, 1964, celý film, english subtitles)

The Fifth Horseman Is Fear

The Fifth Horseman Is Fear (Czech: A pátý jezdec je strach) is a 1965 Czechoslovak film about the Holocaust that was directed by Zbyněk Brynych. Instead of depicting gas chambers and concentration camps, the film examines the subtler but equally debilitating mental effects of oppression. It gets its name from the story of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse written about in the Book of Revelation.[1]

The film uses expressionist cinematography, and its film score is set to discordant piano music.

>>212081491
Lol i used to do blow with this bitch at parties in Newport while her crush and supposed boyfriend the faggot glowing vampire was upstairs fucking her friend. Southern Orange County will always be king of doing drugs with random celebrities at house parties. Los Angeles can be fun but just a lot dirtier and a lot more faggots so steer clear.

>>212090258
Lizard woman?

>>212100302
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!

>>212107213
Super cute.

>>212102536
All women are retarded, so it blows my mind that not all women show their retardedness or fetal alcohol syndrome on their face like this chick does.

>>212104333
I'm glad I make you seethe, anon.

>>212107452
>fetal alcohol syndrome
she doesn't have any of the distinctive features

>>212107359
You can't deny that webm has a chilly atmosphere.

>>212107213
Looks like Kate Mara.

>>212104668
Watch a Sarah Gadon kino instead

>>212107408
Indeed.

>>212108728
>>212109905
Nevermind.

>page 8 in 24 minutes
Fast board today.

Sorry, was at ballet class.

so how do the /film/ kpopchads feel about that new kpop demon movie?

>>212113636
Sarah Gadon went to ballet class

>>212107213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnI0V9NwmdU
Pražská 5 (Tomáš Vorel, 1988, celý film, english subtitles)

Pražská pětka is a Czechoslovak comedy film released in 1988.

>>212113847
Die

>>212113636
Suzy....

>>212114317
Bae...

>>212114317
Suzy Creamcheese, honey, what's got into ya?

>>212113898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpF_n8Go_PM
Kouř (Tomáš Vorel, 1990, celý film, english subtitles)

Smoke

Kouř is a Czech comedy film directed by Tomáš Vorel.

Arthouse, classics, staging and storytelling

>>212115440
>I don't do publicity balling for you anymore!

Czechs are more germanic than slavic, right?

>>212065118
>and you see a girl's 15 year old tits
You just sold me into watching this film, thanks.

>>212113636
>>212113847
Ballet is so fucking kino, it is my dream to get a ballerina gf.

>>212113847
>Toronto
You know this picture is at least 25 years old on accounta there are no indians in it.

>>212098386
Aside from the terrible art style, Howl falls apart in the last 20 minutes or so. It also lacks the subtlety and palpable narration of Mononoke. Honestly I'm worried about your /film/ taste from this post.

>>212099369
That shitty howard stern film comes to mind

>>212117201
their feet though...

>>212107241
>son of orange county

>>212117120
In terms of what

>>212117407
I know, i know.

>>212117476
Ethnicity and culture.

>>212117435
>return of the son of shut up and play yer guitar

Don't forget to counterblock the bakebaker

>>212117506
I will respond in the next thread

>>212117747
Ok, thanks.

>>212117747
Didn't mean to include that

Shut Up and Bake Yer Thread

HURRY THE FUCK UP AND BAKE

On it.

>>212118388
Why don't you do it

Cloudfare is being a BITCH

>>212118690
>>212118690
>>212118690
New

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