Modern society, especially zoomers, are astonishingly lazy and socially withdrawn faggots. If you're 20 years old now, born in 2005, you probably do everything on your phone, including buying Everton shirts. I know people in their mid-40s who think it's weird that I go to supermarkets to buy food instead of just hiding at home and paying Abdullah to deliver it to my house. For zoomers, even the ones who realise that they're poisoning their lives will go outside in search of a traditional life with human interaction, but they won't find anyone unless everybody else realises the same thing at the same time. And once you see a giant shop with loads of staff, you just know that if you're the only person to go in there, they will all be staring at you as you shop, and that will put you off.

And you have to pay for a bag if you do decide to buy anything.