I will move to Germany (Deutschland).
I will work to restore Germany to her former Second Reich (Kaiserreich) greatness
I will refuse to associate with anyone who isn't an ethnic Prussian-German
I will master the German tongue to the point where people will be asking me from which Bundesland I am originally from (Rheinland-Pfalz of course)
I will convert to Lutheranism and embrace German virtues of order (Ordnung), diligence (Fleiss) and thrift (Sparsamkeit)
I will marry a German man and our children will be raised in the German culture
I will gain the title of Freiherrin
I will dutifully register all poops and submit a daily report to the local Oberpoopenführer
I will mock and ridicule other immigrants and tell them to leave Germany unless they want to undergo a thorough process of assimilation like I did
And when the ethnic Prussian-German I love presents me with a child the first word it shall utter will be: Genau