I remember my mom and I would do this thing where we would “french kiss”. It obviously wasn’t an actual french kiss, we’d just press our lips together and sort lightly bobble our heads around for like a second. Sometimes she would make me do it in front of other people, even our own family. Later I developed an extreme disgust and disdain towards mommyfags. You know that comic about the kid who’s playing some game and his mom blocks his view as she’s vacuuming in front of him? Yeah, shit like that just makes me physically recoil in disgust. Mommyfaggotry is such a fucking disease and I fucking hate myself for acting it out in real life as a kid. I love my mom but Goddamn I wish my uncles would’ve set her straight sometimes