>LET YOUR BROTHER PLAY OR YOU'RE GROUNDED

>>715402010 (OP)
Thank god I had a sister

>>715402010 (OP)
idk why but i always found this hag to be sexy as fuck, her face looks almost comical..

>>715402110
Same. As a kid, I jerked off to that one slow mo scene of her falling over the legos because you can see her ass jiggle.

What game were they playing?

>sure thing

>>715402010 (OP)
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW

>>715402010 (OP)
>>715402110
>>715402206
Based

>>715402110
this

>>715402010 (OP)
>Rent the Playboy sims Xbox game from Blockbuster
>Mom yells at me to let my brother play the video game too (she was oblivious about it)
>Little brother grows up to be a crossdressing trap
Lol, lmao even. Good job mom.

>>715402464
Anon, why didn't you save your bro?

None of you are actually sexually attracted to your mother, right?

>>715402570
Not *my* mother, no.

>>715402010 (OP)
I was that brother.

>>715402570
No, but mom incest is one of my biggest fetishes

>>715402570
I'm attracted to the idea of being attracted to a fictional mother that is not my own.

>>715402524
I didn't think it would imprint onto him. I'd say I feel bad but eh he was always a little schizo so it seems fitting that he molded himself into the architype of batshit crazy trap. If anything I'm just glad he didn't fall into the tranny pit. If I was aware of a possible pipeline as a kid back then then maybe I would have saved him but there isn't anything I could really do about it now. He seems happy I guess, although he hasn't hit the wall of 30 yet so we shall see?

>>715402010 (OP)
Jokes on you, I'm the youngest and all of my siblings were already adults by the time I'm was even old enough to play video games

>be younger brother
>have to play as Tails

>>715402258
How dumb does a kid have to be for this to work? I tried this on my 4 year old cousin with a plugged in second controller and she noticed right away the movements on screen did not correspond with her button presses.

>>715402943
It probably doesn't work with current kids that grew up with phones and shit, older kids wouldn't notice it as easily

>>715402464
>bitch mom never gave you an imouto
>take action
Giga based. I kneel.

>have younger cousin
>play vidya with him
>aunt warns me that whenever he screws up in a game even a little he resets the console
>stop playing vidya with him

>>715402570
Not me, but I've seen many anons say how attracted they are to my mom.

>>715402813
>he molded himself into the architype of batshit crazy trap
>If anything I'm just glad he didn't fall into the tranny pit
Yet

>>715402813
give me your brothers discord

>>715402010 (OP)
Sure thing. Here is the controller little bro

>>715403234
I remember stealing my cousin's star in a Mario Party game and he threw a tantrum.

>>715402570
Specifically my mother? No. Ive even turned down girls because they had faces too similar to my moms. But i am a professional hag slayer

>>715402010 (OP)
good luck, faglord

I had friends over when my parents were screaming at each other and I had to take them outside and you could still hear them in the yard
it was really awkward and I cried a lot after they left

>>715403458
I chudjacked the fuck out of him when the tranny shit was taking over speedrunning because i got super scared he would. There is no way he'd troon out now (I hope). If he does I'll beat the fuck out of him myself. He might be a little queer but I have a responsibility to keep him as my little brother and not some monstruous troon. To my knowledge he doesn't even like futa which is pretty much the gateway to trooning out as far as porn goes.
>>715403539
No

I've never had anyone in my family to play video games with
I'm the lone autistic boy in a family of people 40+ years older than me

>>715403896
>No
it's alright, he probably posts here anyway. I'll find him sooner or later

>>715403782
I'm talking about ANYTHING, even something like falling off his skateboard in singleplayer Tony Hawk

>>715403935
Go ahead, maybe you'll come across his onlyfans and toss him some cash. That being said I'm not helping you in the slightest.

>>715402570
and my friends mama

>having fun playing vidya
>start feeling like I'm being watched
>turn around
>dad is standing behind me with a look of tired disgust
>stares at me for a few more seconds before walking away

>>715403805
is that motherfucking knights in the nightmare

>>715404527
>dad is standing behind me with a look of tired disgust
Fess up anon, what game was it?

>>715404527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4Fj-Rmyinc

>>715404527
Call him a limp wrist fag and tell him to either join you next time or say something

>>715404527
It was Disgaea, wasn't it.

Wish any of my friends had had a milf that hot back in the day.

>>715402570
no, my mom isnt hot.

>>715402110
She canonically fucks like a weasel, there are tons of jokes in the show about how often her and Hal are constantly fucking any chance they get. I think that kind of helps.

>>715402570
Let's break it down:
>I'm definitely attracted to the Platonic Form of Mother..."
In Plato's philosophy, every concept or object in the real world is an imperfect representation of its ideal Form - a perfect, abstract version that exists outside space and time.

So, the "Platonic Form of Mother" would be the ideal essence of what "Mother" represents: nurturing, protective, wise, loving, maybe even caring in a very archetypal way.

Being "attracted" to that could mean admiring or being emotionally drawn to those qualities, or (depending on tone) even romantically/sexually idealizing that archetype in some way.
>"...but I'm not attracted to individual who is my mother."
This part is making a clear distinction: while the speaker may feel drawn to the idea or ideal of "Mother," they are not attracted to their actual mother, who is a specific person with her own flaws, history, and familial relationship to them.

This is likely added to preempt or dismiss any interpretation that would suggest actual incestuous attraction.

The person is saying:
>"I find something deeply compelling or attractive about the concept of 'Mother' - maybe in the mythic or emotional sense - but that doesn't mean I'm literally attracted to my mom."
It's a way of intellectualizing or distancing a feeling that might be primal or symbolic, like being drawn to maternal figures or archetypes (e.g., in media or relationships), without crossing a personal or moral line.

>>715406838
Would definitely explain why they end up with so many kids when they're clearly struggling with the first one or two.

>>715406945
I always figured that was kind of the implication lmao, too horny to stop having kids even when you're watering down the orange juice.

>>715402010 (OP)
>let brother play
>he immediately deletes or corrupts my save
>this happens multiple times and your parents get mad at YOU if you are annoyed by this in any way

>>715402570
Dont men end up attracted to girls that resemble their mother? It always comes down to this

>>715403184
My cousins used to try it on me before I started kindergarten, I noticed it right away. Said fuck it and went outside. Had to put a dollar in the swear jar.
>how do you remember that story
Because I got to hear it over and over growing up.

>>715402943
tell me more about this cunn- i mean cousin of yours

Based mom protecting the small brothers

>>715403856
here, i have a vagina now btw

>>715404527
was it the Kingdom Hearts 2 Atlantis section...

>>715402943
My dad did it with me when I was that age. It was a Playstation and he gave me an NES controller and it took me an embarrassingly long time to figure out how I "played" Driver with one once I started playing video games myself.

>>715404527
Kek my dad once did the same when I was deep into a Neptunia cutscene. He didn’t say a word, just stared at the screen where anime girls were shouting about "shares" and "moe" then slowly backed out like he just walked in on a ritual. Never felt judged that hard in my life.

>>715407715
nta, but I was playing the original Kingdom Hearts on my old playstation, sister walks in on me, a 19yo dude during an Atlantis cutscene.

>>715402010 (OP)
>>715402110
I randomly had a dream about face fucking Lois like 7 years ago and she looked really pissed off the whole time but she never really tried to resist me and I think that was really hot, just felt like sharing since I still think about it every now and then.

>>715402570
Id argue mommy fetish is a thing more on guys who hate or dislike their mother

>>715402010 (OP)
I don't like this show. It normalizes really awful and toxic family dynamics.

>>715407181
This pissed me off so much. My sister somehow deleted my Sonic Heroes save where I had A-ranks on every mission and that was the angriest I had ever been at that point in my life (I was no older than 9). She cried and then my mom told me off.

>>715405840
>what game was it?
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1412310/Girls_Girls_Girls/

>>715404196
I hope you're paying for his OnlyFans as well, it'd be rude not to monetarily support your little brother.

>>715409218
Didn't the ending reveal that Lois was making Malcolm's life harder on purpose as part of some harebrained scheme to train him into becoming POTUS so can he fix middle class America?

>>715409730
And you did stand up to your dad, right anon?
>WELL DAD, SHOULD I BE PLAYING BOYS BOYS BOYS INSTEAD YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!?

>>715409072
Can confirm
Source: me

>>715409780
I taught him basic video editing and have done camera work for him on his much more 'ambitious' retarded endeavors. That's help enough. Plus if I was going to do that why not pay him directly instead of having some of that chipped by taxes and the platform? That's just stupid.

>>715402010 (OP)
PUT YOUR DICK DOWN ANON

>older brother owned an xbox
>it was his prized possession and he wouldn’t let me use it except on rare occasions and he’d be supervising me
>come home from school early one day
>decide to boot up halo and have a blast playing the campaign
>he gets and home and beats me up
i don’t really have a good relationship with my him

>>715404304
Sauce?

>>715410086
i think you should look at the store page he linked, anon

>>715411441
>OH YEAH DAD, SHOULD THE COCKS BE ON MEN? YOU SUCK MASCULINE DICK LIKE A FAGGOT?
See, it's easy.

>>715402570
I want my mom to get blacked and listen her get raped by some niggers in middle of night... Hnnnghhhh...

>>715402464
So straight men become trannies by looking at women.

>>715404527
These old niggers will never understand our plights. We're so fucked

>>715402010 (OP)
Guess I'm grounded then. He ain't touching my shit.

ANON!!!!!!!

>>715409218
It just parodied what was already and still is normalized.

>Nurturing calm motherly type
I get it.
>Bitchy, nagging mum type
What combination of life events gets you attracted to that?

>>715413230
she then grounds you, takes the console out of your room, and gives it to your brother for the duration of your grounding.

>>715402570
Too much of an agressive bitch. She got abused by my grandad, so she took her frustration out on me and my brother.

>>715413303
did he just grab his moms fat juicy tits?

>>715404527
I got into an altercation because mine heard rap music on a commercial and started a fight with me over it

>>715408762
Hal knew what's up when he wanted her thick.

>>715411126
>>715413303

>>715413303

>>715402375
He looked so creepy in the scene where he's looking at her ass while she cries about being fat.

>>715409781
Yeah, like most of season 7 it was really fucking weird and out of character.
The first three or four seasons establish that Hal and Lois are well-meaning but negligent parents, and that it is this that has at least partially hardened the boys and made them more independent than kids like Stevie, the final two seasons but mostly season 7 tries to act like it was all part of the plan or some suhc shit but that's fucking absurd and just makes Lois seem callous.

>>715414893
lol
because it was creepy
killing her wife with increased calories
just to build some junk in her trunk

>>715413303
Francis would 100% hatefuck her, he even married an inuit version of her.
Reese is probably gay.
Malcolm is too chicken shit to do it.
Dewey would do it as part of some scheme to fuck with her head.
Jamie felt like he was growing up to be a death row inmate so he probably would.
Has the sex of the sixth child ever been confirmed?

>>715414170
That's bullshit. She gave me a choice and I chose. I'm going to kill her in her sleep and it will be justice.

>>715405670
maybe

>>715404527
This happened with my mom before, but instead of walking away, she sat down on the couch and just kept watching. Turns out she became very invested in the story. For the next few days, she was encouraging me to play vidya rather than cleaning the house, cutting the grass, et cetera. Was weird.

>>715402570
I never care so much for milf stuffs before until my mom passed away
but now I do like them
I think its just people trying to replace their lost mother
I mean I dont even think of my own mother that way

>>715402570
No, but remember having a dream where I had sex with my mom and grandma. The few dreams I remember and one of them is fucking my 60 yo mom and 90 yo grandma

>>715414893
It's called being high T, you wouldn't understand.

I remember my mom and I would do this thing where we would “french kiss”. It obviously wasn’t an actual french kiss, we’d just press our lips together and sort lightly bobble our heads around for like a second. Sometimes she would make me do it in front of other people, even our own family. Later I developed an extreme disgust and disdain towards mommyfags. You know that comic about the kid who’s playing some game and his mom blocks his view as she’s vacuuming in front of him? Yeah, shit like that just makes me physically recoil in disgust. Mommyfaggotry is such a fucking disease and I fucking hate myself for acting it out in real life as a kid. I love my mom but Goddamn I wish my uncles would’ve set her straight sometimes

>>715409218
That’s exactly what made it so popular, ironically. It’s like Seinfeld turned up to a thousand. Instead of le wholesome and whacky family friendly comedy about an upper middle class family, it’s a grim and depressing show about miserable and broke assholes crammed in a tiny house together. For some reason, many people in the 2000’s found that so relatable

my size btw

Didn’t they say they’re making a comeback of this show even though literally nobody asked for it? I wonder how awful it’s gonna be

>>715402931
> Orange
> Can fly
> Fox
> Cute
Tails is better, dude.

>>715402570
unironically i was but im not anymore

>>715417212
Can't you kill your brother as Tails in the 2D games too? That must have been peak older brother trolling

>>715416658
not my fault your mom was ugly. hopefully you reroll a hot one in the next life

>>715402010 (OP)
>STOP PLAYING VIDEO GAMES OR YOU'RE FIRED!

>>715411236
>he gets and home
>with my him
I think he gave you brain damage, anon

>>715402464
>See woman in game
>Become tranny
4chud logic

>>715410547
Yeah it's true, my mom was repugnant in every way possible, so I imagine a fictional motherly figure who is not

>>715417939
>The Lunch Club
Great episode.

>>715418215
you know, i make frequent grammatical mistakes like that often. i've often thought if that's attributable to the amount of head blows i've received as a kid. though i don't know if it's paranoia and if it's even possible to verify such a suspicion. i guess i can go to a neurologist but i don't know if they'd take me seriously.

>>715419950
nta but you should seek out ways to train your brain regardless, maybe read some more.

>>715402010 (OP)
>new soijack dropped

When I played too long and my brother looked bored I used to die on purpose sometimes so my brother could play.

>>715404527
Same thing happened with my brother and he told him to fuck off and carried on playing. The zooms have no respect for their parents.

devs not making saves password-protected was retarded

>>715402231
rapelay 64

>>715402110
I know what you mean
Hated her as a kid. Now as an adult she seems like she'd be a fun fuck

>>715415107
It comes across that Lois can't allow Malcolm to outdo her, so she drags him down while claiming it's for his own good. While Malcolm did have an ego that needed to be kept in check, that was not the way to do it.

>>715402010 (OP)

>>715402464

he's dead, mom
you should let it go

>teenager
>buy myself game with money from my part time job
>brother whines until my parents go into my room and take it out so he can play it while I'm at work
>every time I try to play it after he won't leave me the fuck alone and just spoils shit for me
It's been a very long time and I'm still angry. I'm angry that they went over my head to let him play something that was MINE, solely MINE, and I'm angry that he ruined it for me. Just thinking about the game still pisses me off, I'm not sure I could enjoy it even now if I played it.

>>715423793

>>715402010 (OP)
shes jewish though.

>>715404304
>friends mama
Still masturbate to when my friends hot mom came in naked with just a towel wrapped around her hair after a shower when my friend and i was playing Spyro The Dragon in their bedroom (they had a bigger tv in the bedroom), Happened more than once

>>715423793
Cant be him but still funny

>>715402570
My mom is hot
My sister is hot
I'm the outlier :(

>>715424252
you're hot on the inside :)

>>715424301
Thanks :D

>>715423743
My mum did this but for my tamagotchis

>>715424252
You're from an attractive family, take it as a blessing

Francis and Piama were great, real shame they reduced their screentime hard after s5

>>715415287
six fucking kids? was hal allergic to condoms?

>>715402570
I'm not but I wish I had a mother I was sexually attracted to

>>715402570
Not mine, no.

>>715423743
That's a very wholesome image. I want to save it but I have no idea when I'd ever use it in internet conversation because it's generally toxic everywhere online. I'm not complaining it's just a thought that occurred to me.

>>715407241
Not really. I'm attracted to white women with real blonde hair and my mom is not that.

>>715402010 (OP)
I have a sister and I asked her for pussy if she wanted to play. We were a pair of very horny kids, man I miss those times.

>>715402104
What sort of "games" did you and your sister play?

>>715402231
super cum 64

>>715402010 (OP)
Ok

>>715427127
How many times did you fuck

>>715427381
Everytime that we had free time and were on the house without our parents, in summer we used to fuck every day, I remember one day in a vacation that we were so fucking horny that we fucked in a public pool surrounded by people hidden behind one of those big floaties that you can rent in aquaparks.

>>715427709
why did you stop?

>>715427709
Ok sure I believe it

>>715427758
We grew up and I left my hometown to study, I found a girlfriend (now my wife) and stayed far from home, we did it a few times after that but now I have a family and she has one too and it's impossible to be alone again, the last time that we did it was like 14 years ago.

>>715402570
Oh god no. However, the fantasized (yes, I am aware there's some irl) moms hot AND most importantly depraved enough to cross that line is my left field kink
Same with sisters
And I know it's to be "safe", but I hate when porn sites get slap happy with putting the prefix "step" in front of everything. But like, EVERYTHING
I wouldn't be surprised to see a title/ description saying "step room" or some shit. Like, you mean to tell me I'm supposed to suspend belief, and still be interested in a step son, step mom, and step sister? Implying there's absolutely no relation between the 3 besides marriage (maybe?)?

my mom saw me in some stranger's panties but she was drunk as fuck and has never brought it up again

>>715426849
I second that

>>715428000
Step-son step-fucks his step-mom on his step-bed in his step-room

>>715428000
>What are you doing steppe bro?

>>715428398
I wouldn't be surprised one iota to see exactly that one day. Although with everyone uploading their own drastically inferior amateur porn, and the monkey's paw that is OF, it's a bummer higher production porn from (I use this term relatively) "professionals" are going dodo, or maybe my niche tastes just aren't popular anymore

>>715428569
Kek

the way boomers parented really fucked up a lot of people

>>715402010 (OP)
No

>>715428670
Yeah... Boomers were, and continue to be a special kind pf fucked up, huh?

>>715423743
>No, son, it's my turn.

>>715427938
yea ok nice bullshit story
>le impossible to be alone
nigger has a family and can't buy a motel room out of town fucking lmao virgin ass

>>715427038
Yeah but you grew up watching western porn and it broke your mind. Many such cases.

>>715402570
I have noticed that the girl i liked somehow kinda looks like my mother in many characteristics.

Am i fucked?

>>715404527
Thats what you get for playing NTR games

>>715404527
I used to play flashgames on the old cartoon network website as a kid because flashgames were the only games readily available to me because we were a no video games home.
One day dad entered the room and beat my ass and that was the end of that.
As an adult I am a disgusting NET(I majored in comp sci) and I play whatever I want with old generation consoles I bought with my last part time job.
I had my revenge.

>>715402258
>>715427343
>playing with an unplugged controller
Do dumb kids really?

>>715402375

>>715402570
No, just your mother

>nephew want to play games
>let him play
>he suck dog shit
>cant just let him play by himself and be on my phone either cause he will get bored without someone backseating
most of the time kids just want attention, they dont have to be playing vidya really
if the older kids were playing sport or something then the little one will still want to join regardless
and instead of growing up to be gamer chud he might end up as jock

>>715402570
I'm a massive mommyfag but only in fiction. I don't feel attracted at all to my mother

>>715402464
>>715411846
That's the sex freak variant where porn acted as gateway drug.

>>715402104
Fuck that little sisters are the worst. I would have done anything for a little bro to beat on.

>>715435047
I've been playing Kirby and The Forgotten Land with my nephews, it's pretty great for that since it keeps warping player 2 to Kirby when they get off screen which leads to making progress despite my younger nephew not playing very well

>>715402110
>Finds dirty magazine in Reese’s drawer
>Glues her face on every woman in it
Oh no the horror haha…

>>715402010 (OP)
i am the little brother say mad aniki

>>715402206
for me is the topless scene in the first ep

>>715404527
he should've looked in a mirror

>>715402010 (OP)
>>715407447
If you're too sick to go to school, then you're too sick to play.

>>715436331
Sex with anthro milfs

>>715414615

>>715419950
It's uncorrected muscle memory. It always happens to me with I say "The" followed by word that starts with "R" - I always end up typing "Other" for some unknown reason. I have to manually slow down when I'm writing a sentence with that criteria so I can painstakingly spell it correctly.

>>715419950
well, I have the same problem and I was diagnosed with a brain tumor in the language processing area of the brain. So your mileage may vary

>>715402570

>>715402110
I wish the "Hal architecting Lois" storyline continued throughout the season.

>>715409218
>Normalized
Nigga it showed that behavior as a bad thing. That’s the whole point.
That’s like saying media that has murder in it encourages it.

>>715402464
>Play as woman in video game
>Become tranny
Many such cases. Thank you, God, for putting the fear of cooties in younger me.

>>715402375
this scene was probably the reason why they cast him for BB

>>715402104
>play mary kate & ashley:barbieland andventure with nastasha or you're fired!

>>715402813
>He seems happy I guess,
holy grim
like a horror movie
feels like having a lobotomite go around and you just remember who he used to be while they are a husk
>>715402931
>be forced to be little twink fox
oh no... haha...
>>715417939
>Número_34

>>715403368
zoomer mom with onlyfans?

>>715402206
For me its that scenr in power rangers. You all know the one.

>>715402570
not the woman who gave birth to me, but i still sometimes fap to one of the mother figures in my life.

>>715416230
Based

>>715407181
>brother and I have two different saves on twilight princess
>I cant beat the boat balloon minigame on mine
>bro helps me out and beats it for me
>we were in a rush cause we had to go to church
>he accidentally saves over his own file out of habit
>we both just stare at the screen, aware of the fuck up
>he turns to me and says "this is OUR save file now"
>"okay"
Lmao I didn't even argue against it

>>715402010 (OP)
If you are a parent so disconnected from your child that you can't understand their hobbies, you are a failure.

I’ll play her

>>715402104
she broke my ps1,gamecube,wii and she stole the DS to play while i was sleeping.

now she is gacha addict, its not better anon...

>>715403856
my friend parent were always yelling at each other so he spend most of his childhood on my home, hell once he even stayed at my house for 1 week without telling his mon and she called the police to take him back from here, what a bitch

>>715402206
>>715414893
>>715402375

>>715423743
I used to ask my mom to help me beat "hard levels". I could beat them myself even at a young age but I just wanted to spend time with her since she was usually too busy and didn't have time to play vidya with me anymore.

>>715404527
>mon enters the room while im playing fallout new vegas
>she stayed with me just to listen to the radio
>my mon now loves country music

>>715445436
God, I want to put babies in her, if you get what I'm saying...

>>715445881
I get it. You want to feed infants to her. You deranged fuck.

>>715445436
this show had a feeder fetish episode? based

>>715403208
kek

>>715402010 (OP)

>>715442234
Oh i know what your talking about.

>>715402010 (OP)
I'm glad I had a sister (no im not because she broke my shit and scratched the fuck out of me)

>>715402570
Not my mom, she didn't take care of herself and it's just weird. However, women in their 30s and 40s are hawt to an extent

>>715445436
giga based feeder fetishist writers

>>715445881
I get you bro...

>>715402010 (OP)
>parents make me share my games with my younger siblings
>they delete save files, lose the games, or return them sticky and/or broken
>stop letting them play my games
>parents get mad that i'm not sharing
>express to them that my property, that i bought with my own money, is being ruined
>they don't care, i get grounded and they take my games and give them to my siblings
>half those games become lost, and what isn't lost is broken
>show my parents, they get mad and demand i keep sharing anyway
>i hide my games
>my siblings sneak into my room without asking and trash it, looking for the games
>brother finds my ds and uses a fucking screwdriver as a stylus because he lost the actual stylus, screen is skullfucked and unusable
>explain all of this to my parents
>they once again get mad that i'm not sharing and punish me for being upset
>this continues until i move out
>can't even ask why any of this happened because they all pretend none of it did, the most i ever got was "you're the oldest and needed to set an example"
i don't understand

>>715402010 (OP)
>fucks her

>>715402010 (OP)
k

>>715448718
>the most i ever got was "you're the oldest and needed to set an example"
They're right.

>>715448718
>brother finds my ds and uses a fucking screwdriver as a stylus because he lost the actual stylus, screen is skullfucked and unusable
Fuck that made me mad. Part of me thinks he was doing that on purpose.

I had my original Wii Wiimote damaged and scuffed when I let my nephews and niece borrow it, alongside my copy of Twilight Princess. That wasn't damaged, but my Wiimote was. My brother at the time was a fucking mess, high as a kite to cope with his shitty girlfriend who wouldn't let him discipline their kids. He just drank and smoked his way through it, and we had to intervene one night. That same year, I swore off any alcohol, continued to avoid weed and cut soda completely. Sorry for the blogpost, but seeing your post reminded me of that incident.

A kid who I only met for two minutes deleted my Banjo-Tooie save files and I only caught onto it after he left. Little faggot. Never saw him again.

>>715448718
When higher level reasoning doesn't work on people you need to get down to their level. Shame you didn't learn that.

>>715449161
>Part of me thinks he was doing that on purpose.
i don't think so. the three of us were pretty stupid kids, him especially. he probably just saw a long pointy object and assumed it was okay to use.
sorry to hear about your brother and that other kid.
>>715449180
oh i tried, not a thing worked

>>715402570
Not at all. I'm attracted to older women and the taboo of mother/son incest. So my ideal would be an older woman referring to me as her son while I smash

>>715449428
What all did you actually try?

>>715448718
Like all adult human beings, they just went with the result that'd create the least work for themselves. Your property or their property or whatever, none of that ever mattered, it was all kidbabble to them. They shifted responsibility to you and thus it was no longer their problem. problem solved.

The correct response - which you probably wouldn't have thought of since you were just a kid - would've been to assume that responsibility just like the adult they're treating you as, and form a barrier of privacy. If you bought things with your personal money, unfortunately you'd also have to also keep those things a personal secret. If you truly wanted it to be "your" stuff then it has to be "your" business only and never shared or known about by the others.
This is a rule poor people learn early on. Never let other people know you have something, or it gets stolen. Kids are just like little poor people.

>>715428000
I don't care about the step shit. What I absolutely loathe is the baby shit. "mommy's gonna put your penis in her mouth now". That kind of shit disgusts me. I want the scenario to be a 20 something banging his mom, not pedo shit

>>715449562
i calmly explained that it made me upset and i would like them to stop, nothing changed. i asked them how they would feel if i did that to them, they both shrugged and nothing changed. i told my parents they were ruining my belongings, nothing changed. i yelled at them, nothing changed. i stole their toys, i was punished and they were given my games as payback. i hid my games, i was punished again and they were given to my siblings as payback again. i showed my parents my broken belongings, they briefly scolded my brother but nothing else changed. i completely withdrew myself from everyone, i was made fun of and nothing else changed. it wasn't until i was a teenager and could afford a locked safe that this nonsense slowed down, but i still had consoles in the living room and controllers kept going missing or breaking. it got so bad that my dad actually took the safe out of my room and kept it at his office at work for weeks until i decided to share again, but i stood my ground and that's when they realized that i was actually 16 and not a tall, eloquent 5 year old. at the end of the day it's just video games, but to this day i'm still upset that they cared so little about my feelings that sometimes it felt like they wanted me to be upset
>>715449675
>Your property or their property or whatever, none of that ever mattered, it was all kidbabble to them.
absolutely. i found this out when my sister saved over my pokemon ruby file that i put 200 hours into, i told my parents and they just said "so? just start over." i understand their point of view now, but back then it stung like nothing else
>If you bought things with your personal money, unfortunately you'd also have to also keep those things a personal secret.
i did this successfully for awhile, until my mom randomly decided to go through my belongings, found my second ds she didn't know about it, then confiscated it and had me do chores to earn it back.

Shut up you BITCH

>>715448718
>can't even ask why any of this happened because they all pretend none of it did
Thats like my mom and her hitting me. Honestly I don't care that she used to hit me I'm bothered that she denies it. Maybe she was hoping I would forget

>>715450923
>mom randomly decided to go through my belongings, found my second ds she didn't know about it, then confiscated it and had me do chores to earn it back.
Yeah see, that's why it had to be a secret. She probably got upset about you doing that without realizing she directly caused it to happen. Many such cases.
On the bright side, at least it was pokemon she taught you to hide and not drugs or something worse.

>>715450923
Sorry I didn't read all that, but did you hit him to assert your authority?
Also, next time you see your brother hit him and tell him why.

>>715448718
Sorry you had retarded parents bro

>>715451285
that's what happened with my sister, beyond all the shit with my video games she'd lash out at me completely unprovoked. our parents always took her side of course, because i'm supposed to be the responsible eldest sibling and just lie there and take it. now she thinks we're best friends even though i told her off a couple years ago. i'm sorry about your situation
>>715451679
she'd always do these random checks, i guess it was to make sure i wasn't hiding actual drugs. but it would have been nice to know that, from my point of view it was nothing more than a random breach of privacy. despite everything, i was taught good morals. i don't even drink
>>715452008
that is not happening
>>715452247
thank you

>>715448718
Why didn't you just share your games?

>>715452367
i did at first, then they started coming back to me broken or getting lost

>>715452276
If you're not going to change your behavior then don't expect other people to change theirs for you, you fucking cuck
Bullied by a fucking child. You are weak just like your father.

>>715446438
It's an amazing show, came out at a time when sitcoms were only allowed to be laugh track static camera slop.

>>715452548
i was also a child at the time

>>715402206
Somebody find a gif or video of that scene plz. Also of the other ones you're all referencing with Grade A Milf Lois.

>>715452819
And now you are an "adult" complaining about your childhood problems. Hit your brother or forever be a little bitch.

>>715453051
i wouldn't have resorted to violence even when we were kids. are you sure you're the adult here?

>>715453509
You are an effeminate coward who is afraid of violence and anger.
Learn from your fears not cower from them.

>>715453509
>wouldn't have resorted to violence even when we were kids.
This is why you continued to suffer, actually. If you had kicked the shit out of your siblings, you would have gotten in trouble, it you would still have had to earn your games back, but I guarantee they wouldn't fuck with your shit anymore.

Threads like these make me realize how lucky I was to have a somewhat normal family, half of you guys sound like emotionally stunted eternal children. I don't really mean it as an insult, it just gives some perspective on why so many people irl are probably assholes too.

>>715453737
same, I always see threads like this and browse them to feel better about my childhood. Though to be fair it's probably just selection bias, people with normal childhoods aren't dumping their normal memories on 4chan
>men will do literally anything but go to therapy

>>715453858
This is therapy. Not as good as exercise or playing a sport, but we make do

>>715453858
Therapy is nonsense. You pay money to have some cunt who statistically has more mental issues than you do listen to your sob stories and psychoanalyze you.

>>715427157
nta but we played doctor a lot

Since we are talking about family: As a kid I used to scream and get mad at my sister when we played videogames together. I still feel bad about it but as a kid you don't reason your anger I guess, you just let it go, and I was quite an unhappy child and I didn't treat her very well

Now she's an "anti patriarchy" turbo feminist and we don't even speak to each other. I wonder if I had something to do with her views

>>715402010 (OP)
>"cool."
>save
>take memory card
>reset console
>"all his.

>>715404527
>my dad kept referring to Skyrim as "that fishing game" after I showed him that you can jump in a river and catch a salmon without any tools

>>715423743
I remember playing Wind Waker together with my dad. I sucked at the puzzles and I needed his help, and he said he struggled with bosses so I had to help him there.
Came home one day to find Ganondorf with a sword through his skull on the TV. My dad said he lucked out in the fight, but in hindsight I don't think you can beat Puppet Ganon and Ganondorf back-to-back with just dumb luck.
Good memories.

>>715450923
Man your parents were fucking horrible anon. Hope you're in a better living situation now.

>>715404527
Man, i miss my dad.
Pretty sure that if my dad was alive right now, he woud have even started gaming as he was a total movie bro.
I watched the first 3 Jurassic Park movies and Lord of the Rings trilogy with him back when i was in kindergarden, along with every other action or nerd flick ever produced.
Semi-yearly rewatches of everything included.
Never got the opportunity to watch Jurassic World with him tho.
I guess he woud have liked the Witcher and ironicly the Monster Hunter Wilds story.
Woud have liked to see his reaction on Metal Gear Rising and all the philosophical bullshit the characters spout.

He was pretty fond of the Kingdom Hearts 1 opening too, allthough more or less dissinterested in other games.
It was probaly because of the graphics back then.
Besides, i was only allowed to play FSK12 games, as my mom was super strict with this kind of bullshit.
Must have been boring for him to watch me beat up some shadow thingys with a big ass key...
He should have bought me God of War hahaha.

>>715402010 (OP)
mike died in the car accident 8 years ago mom
i miss him too but you need to let him go...

>>715408330
You just have to own it anon.
But you have to be selfaware too.
Embrace the sillyness, play it cool and explain what you like about the game if they ask you why you woud play something like this.
Most people will either understand or ignore/stop inquire further, some might think its fun and try it themselfs.

>>715455051
To some extend, certainly.
But in better times, your sister woudnt have been conditioned by society to live out some misplaced trauma vendetta because of this.
Kids are kids, and all of them became grown ups, sooner or later.
If the forever basement dwelling neetceels are the human equivalent of an male beautifull one, the feminazis and all those eternal cat aunts are the females.

>>715404527
>Playing UMVC3
>Doing pretty well
>Phoenix goes dark
>Lose
>Annoyed I sit there is silence
>Dad was in the room, just takes a sip of beer and says "Should have snapped phoenix in earlier and hit her with Magnetos level 3" and walks away saying "You'll get em next time"
Miss watching saltybets and evo with him

>>715461869
Based dad

>>715448718
They didn’t care, that’s literally it. Meanwhile my parents would’ve screamed at me if I stole from my own siblings.

>>715402570
My mom? No, nonononono, fucking gross, get the fuck outta here.
Your mom, on the other hand…

I need some shows as good as Malcolm in the Middle guys, gimme your suggestions please

>>715463093
arrested development (pre-netflix)

My parents were based.
>be 9
>sister (6) gets mad at me because she wanted to use the family pc when it was my turn
>she throws my ds at the wall and it breaks in half
>tell my parents and they shout at her while she cries
>they sell her tv and dvd player to buy me a new ds

>>715402375
>>715445436
Literally me with my wife. When I met her she was 90 pounds and her ribs were always viable. Now she's 158 and all the weight goes in the right places

>>715463093
Blackadder

>>715402110
She's hideous lol, you're all gay and have never spoken to a woman that wasn't your mother or sister.

I honestly hate faggots who say 'touch grass' because it's such a gay leftoid remark, but some of you genuinely need to get out more and talk to women if you think Lois was anything other than ugly.

Malcolm in The Middle is my 2nd favorite show ever, btw.

>>715465464
nigger

>>715465464
Low T fag

>>715463093
Gary and his Demons. You don't have to watch season 2 just watch season 1.

>>715402104
that's even worse

>>715445192
>gacha addict
Limbab?

>>715448718
>you're the oldest and needed to set an example
They are correct. And you should have shown them to stand up for your ideals even against authority

>visit cousins
>playing mario kart double dash
>younger cousin loses and kicks their gamecube
>older cousin strangles him
>mom never lets me visit them again

>>715467163
>WHY YOU LITTLE!

>>715453737
This thread makes me feel good that I wasn't such a terrible little brother lol
At least I didn't break any console

>>715402010 (OP)
>ask my brother to let me have a go
>no
>cry to mom that he called me fat
>she comes in and unplugs the ps2
>right after long ass cutscene in kingdom hearts

>>715453858
>men will do literally anything but go to therapy
Because, tranny, therapy is retarded and these days a scam to just write prescriptions for drugs that barely help with any hangups you might have. And god help you if you're going to one of those hack BetterHelp (tm) faux therapists that are in all likelihood so warped they make their patients look sane.

>>715402010 (OP)
Mom I'm pushing 40. I don't even live here anymore

>>715414305
Reminds me of my Dad
Had to hide GTA SA from him. When he heard rap on the radio even from a floor above he'd scream down "NO NIGGERS, PLEASE!"

I used to pause the game when he sent by and fiddle with the map. He would later ask me why I was always looking at that map... Told him that's the game, it's a map game, everything you do is on that map. Later on I got CJ a fancy suit and put the bike helmet on him to hide his black skin. He got suspicious about the hands so I told him they were gloves. Shot some black nps and told him that this was a game about killing niggers, how could I be playing as one? He bought it.

>>715414305
>>715468797
Based trailer trash dads

>>715469019
Not trailer trash, never lived in or near a trailer, he's just racist, which used to be normal everyday shit in this ol country

>>715469442
You don't have to live in a trailer to be trailer trash
t. Grew up upper middle class very rural with self proclaimed trailer trash dad

Either way, I don't get to play... truly a vexing conundrum... *keeps playing anyway KEEEEK*

>>715469697
I mean you can be "white trash" or just plain trash, but self proclaimed trailer trash that has no association with trailer parks or trailers past or present is just a poser, hate to tell you. The genuine article needs a trailer involved somewhere. Lived in one, born in one, something. It's like saying you're a city slicker when you lived in the sticks all your life, it doesn't track.

i was the little brother always trying to play with my brothers devices and i broke so much of his shit. they were good times i have to admit

>>715468797
>When he heard rap on the radio even from a floor above he'd scream down "NO NIGGERS, PLEASE!"
>Shot some black nps and told him that this was a game about killing niggers, how could I be playing as one? He bought it.
Father of the year

malcom in the middle is actually good? even if you didn't watch it back then?

>>715423743
The only time I remember asking my parents for help in a video game was for that water puzzle in Resident Evil 3. I must have been about 12yo.

>>715453678
Faggot

>>715460351
Big F
Play some games and pouer one out for him
godspeed anon

>>715463940
Based as fuck lmao
What a retard sister

>>715468797
Your dad is based as fuck
Shame you're a faggot

>>715454862
What consoel?

>>715402010 (OP)
Thank god I only had an older sister who didn't give a shit about video games.

>>715465692
>>715465741
You're literally brown with 25% asheknazi DNA. In other words, you aren't human. Lois is hideous and the only reason why you find her attractive is because she isn't a brownoid or a nigger like you.

To a nigger and a brownoid, a 2/10 White woman (Lois is a kike, btw, not White) is an 11/10. Why? Because you literally have no standards. You're not human, and you're a loser.

>>715403856
If it makes you feel any better, your friends were probably feeling far more awkward than you did.
As someone who's been in that position myself, I can't think of anything worse.

So, what type of other games did you use to play with your sibling(s), anon?

>>715426272
They were nymphos who couldn't handle not doing it for more than a couple days at a time. Six pregnancies is probably lowball odds for condom failure.

>>715402570
The fact my mother is a vindictive and snide bitch killed that fetish when I was about 16 years old.

>>715402570
Explain then how 99.9% of men were attracted to underage girls before feminists decided it was wrong

>>715476039
Cope faggot, youre low T, throwing a tantrum wont change that, only lifting

>>715477287
Meant for
>>715407241

>>715477287
They still are, they just don't admit it in public. It became a moral cudgel with which other males could take other males out of the competition for female attention.

>>715452247
And retarded siblings. I used to sneak into my brother's room to borrow games all the time, but I knew how not to break shit like a monkey and snuck them back to where I found them before he got home.

>>715402110
For me it was all the side character girls like when Hayen Panetierre cameodz

>>715445192
>Female gacha addict
Wait what? That can happen?

>>715477720
Love and deep space and infinity nikki exist

>>715402010 (OP)
>Vaughan Murrae will play the family's sixth child, Kelly, whose existence was hinted at after Lois was shown holding a positive pregnancy test in the Malcolm in the Middle series finale.
>Kelly is described as "the youngest child of Lois and Hal, who is self-sufficient, gets good grades and already wiser than most of the family,” according to Variety. Like Murrae, Kelly is also non-binary.

>>715476039
>Coping this hard instead of just coming out of the closet

>>715409218
>It normalizes really awful and toxic family dynamics.T
That's literally how families act. If you all get along 100% of the time about everything and don't disagree about a single thing then something is wrong

>>715402570
Nope. No sexual attraction. But fuck me I wish I had an sexually attractive mother to fuck.

>>715463093
Not as good. But Bless the Harts is really fun and cozy.

>>715448718
should've been into sports or something

>>715452276
>despite everything, i was taught good morals.
???
they basically taught you never to respect peoples privacy and that following any law or listening and trying to communicate with others for a reasonable agreement is impossible

>>715478349
you can disagree and get along fine
wouldn't surprise me most /v/tards can't imagine such a thing though

>>715402570
she was very attractive and it definately had an impact on my type

>Let younger brother play Brawl with his friends while I'm away over the weekend
>Come back
>Photo album is full of lewd shots of female characters using the metal effect item

>>715404527
sry your dad sucked in that regard

mfw I realize I was the spoiled coddled younger child. When it was me who my older brother resented for stealing the attention and affection from our parents and thats why he was such an asshole to me all the time. Mfw I realize my overbearing parents treating me like a baby all through adolescence lead me to where I am now, a going on 10 year shut-in who leeches off them and dissociates from all emotions into vidya every day. Mfw i realize I was the narcissistic asshole all along, now in a mental prison of my own self-centeredness. My family just tried their best but for some reason it all just broke me. Mfw I realize all of this while seemingly unable to internalize it due to an all encompassing urge to suppress the truth, and so around and around I go

>>715480968
Where is your face?