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7/11/2025, 6:24:35 PM
Let's try a little more levity
>Viv Mammon and Helltaker Mammon have been fighting for the past 3 hours over how money ought to be spent
>"Look here, ya bloody fox! I spend all this cash on making idiots come to me and make me even more money! What do you do, banking?!"
>"Yeah, actually. And that makes me WAYYY more dough than your buffoonery! Do you even know what a savings account is, or do you just spend everything on stuffing ya fat face?"
>"Oi, ya little cunt! What I do with MY MONEY is none of yer facking business! Wot am I even listening to a facking woman for, you don't even have tits!"
>"Don't need 'em, helps me slip by security systems since I'm so thin; you couldn't slip by our Beelzebub while she's in a deep sleep, and that girl snores like a chainsaw! What the hell is that accent, anyway?! Greed ain't Australian, 'friend-o-mine'!"
>"Wha—what's your accent, then?! Facking stereotype, it is! Where'd you get it from, Ms. Rabbi?!"
>"I'VE BEEN TOLD I SOUND LIKE FRAN DRESCHER, AND I'M PROUD OF IT YOU FAT...FATTY!"
>"OH, THAT'S IT! WANNA 'AVE A GO?!"
>Viv turns into his full demon form
>"BETCHA I CAN TAKE YOU ON, YA TWIG!"
>Helltaker Mammon pulls out three sica, one for each hand and one for her tail
>"Normally I'd run, but there's no way in Creation that I'm letting some obese spider best me!"
>Sathanas and Satan watch the fight from a distance, placing bets on who would win
>"Our Mammon is a coward, but she's fast and agile. I thought you said yours used to be a performer?"
>"He was. He's grown lazy. Still, your Mammon looks malnourished, therefore mine will conquer."
>"Ha! That's because we prefer our human forms for agility and out of tradition; she's normally a big fox made of precious metals. Huginn and Muninn will deliver us a feast to enjoy while I see your Mammon suffer death by a thousand cuts."
>"I doubt it."
>"You will try."
>Viv Mammon and Helltaker Mammon have been fighting for the past 3 hours over how money ought to be spent
>"Look here, ya bloody fox! I spend all this cash on making idiots come to me and make me even more money! What do you do, banking?!"
>"Yeah, actually. And that makes me WAYYY more dough than your buffoonery! Do you even know what a savings account is, or do you just spend everything on stuffing ya fat face?"
>"Oi, ya little cunt! What I do with MY MONEY is none of yer facking business! Wot am I even listening to a facking woman for, you don't even have tits!"
>"Don't need 'em, helps me slip by security systems since I'm so thin; you couldn't slip by our Beelzebub while she's in a deep sleep, and that girl snores like a chainsaw! What the hell is that accent, anyway?! Greed ain't Australian, 'friend-o-mine'!"
>"Wha—what's your accent, then?! Facking stereotype, it is! Where'd you get it from, Ms. Rabbi?!"
>"I'VE BEEN TOLD I SOUND LIKE FRAN DRESCHER, AND I'M PROUD OF IT YOU FAT...FATTY!"
>"OH, THAT'S IT! WANNA 'AVE A GO?!"
>Viv turns into his full demon form
>"BETCHA I CAN TAKE YOU ON, YA TWIG!"
>Helltaker Mammon pulls out three sica, one for each hand and one for her tail
>"Normally I'd run, but there's no way in Creation that I'm letting some obese spider best me!"
>Sathanas and Satan watch the fight from a distance, placing bets on who would win
>"Our Mammon is a coward, but she's fast and agile. I thought you said yours used to be a performer?"
>"He was. He's grown lazy. Still, your Mammon looks malnourished, therefore mine will conquer."
>"Ha! That's because we prefer our human forms for agility and out of tradition; she's normally a big fox made of precious metals. Huginn and Muninn will deliver us a feast to enjoy while I see your Mammon suffer death by a thousand cuts."
>"I doubt it."
>"You will try."
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