>>281235902
Here's your birthday gift. A thing you love so much

>>717296651
DKC, Viva Pinata, and Kameo to a lesser extent

>>717296660
>>717296490
That's not how merchandising works
It's an external company that approaches Microsoft/Rare for the license to make the merch
Just because someone is selling an expensive statue of the Great Mighty Poo doesn't mean it's meant to line up with a new Conker game, it just means the company that made the statue knew there'd be a niche audience that'd pay hundreds of dollars for a shit statue