Iliira does actually have her own in-universe theme song, or rather her inn and tavern does after she retires.

[[ ]] means the lines are spoken, not sung.

>STAFF & GUESTS
>When the winding road has got you down
>When the course of life has made you frown
>Don’t fret or worry just come and stay
>At the Drunk Duck Inn without delay!

>There’s food by the pound and drinks galore
>There’s always room and an open door
>We’re happy to take whatever you’ll spend
>At the Drunk Duck Inn you’ve got a friend!

>ILIIRA
>[[I'm particularly proud of the drink stock.]]

>Amnian Ale, is Bitter Black your thing?
>Try Luiren's Best, it'll make you sing!
>Golden Sand's, Suz-ale, or Old One-Eye
>Do you prefer wines? Try the Arbellan Dry!

>Alurlyath, Berduskan, or Fire-wine
>Or if you're brave there's my dad's moonshine
>For liquors and spirits I've got just the thing
>Fireseed, Elverquisst, and...something green

>Tanagyr's Stout'll put hair on your chest
>Or try the local favorite - it's the best!
>Saerloonian Topaz or West Gate Ruby
>Beware Dragon's Breath - it's a doozy!

>Of course nothing here is free…
>There’s small the matter of your fee…

>[[One gold piece cover charge for any non-local. Helps pay the bills - you think singing and choreography lessons are cheap? Cough it up. Thanks...]]

>Now don’t you worry or be concerned
>No paying guest is ever spurned!

>STAFF & GUESTS
>All are welcomed, none are turned away
>At the Drunk Duck Inn we’ll always stay
>Drinking ‘til the dead of night!

>ILIIRA
>[[But you buy anything you break in a fight!]]

>Now I don't mean to brag or boast
>But I've journeyed up and down the Coast
>And I've even been to the City of Brass
>The genie taverns can kiss my ass!

>EVERYONE
>The Drunk Duck Inn's the place to be

>ILIIRA
>THOUGH PASSING OUT DON'T EXCUSE YOUR FEE!

>EVERYONE
>Drink up and have the best of times!
>To not stop in would be a crime!

>COME STAY AT THE DRUNK DUCK INN...!

>ILIIRA
>[[AND USE THE COASTERS!]]