I have a confession to make anons.
I've been intentionally playing as a bad faith actor in public games for weeks now.
I built 3 Abzan decks (they're actually all the same deck but with different commanders that are irrelevant to the 99) with the expressed purpose of being as miserable as possible to play against. I then justify it using bad takes from other players and EDH YouTubers like Trinket Mage, doing shit like flickering Elvish Doomsayer 5 times on turn 3 saying I need to do it so the Izzet player (who has not even cast a single cantrip) can't combo off.
I am my own villain, packing every problem card and undesirable archetype I could think of into this deck. The typical play pattern is instakilling one player then deliberately stalling to build a lock for the other two, the main goal being to maximize time players spend not having fun.