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6/12/2025, 4:09:43 PM
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>playing game of golfer tech
>My Buster Caddie mech failed his PSR climbing the rain slicked hilltop and tumbled down, breaking most of the clubs in the process.
>my wedge man tees up with the wrong club and whiffs his shot, rolling a four and slicing back down the way they came
>Roll to see if it bounces, it does, bounces three hexes hitting the prone caddie mech and knocking the pilot unconscious.
>my opponent's albatross attempts to eat overpriced wings from the lodge for a bonus to his swing roll, he rolls snake eyes and a wild branth is drawn my the smell of Buffalo ranch sauce and begins attacking his cockpit.
>He rolls to swat it, he hits it but also hits his own cockpit, due to the beers he had drank last turn he fails his consciousness check and passes out while standing at the tee, snoring loudly over open channels.
>Capellan convee golfer team successfully rocket Leagues the golf ball into the hole with only 60% casualties, winning them the game and causing them to be unbearably smug about how optimized combined clubs lists are.
>playing game of golfer tech
>My Buster Caddie mech failed his PSR climbing the rain slicked hilltop and tumbled down, breaking most of the clubs in the process.
>my wedge man tees up with the wrong club and whiffs his shot, rolling a four and slicing back down the way they came
>Roll to see if it bounces, it does, bounces three hexes hitting the prone caddie mech and knocking the pilot unconscious.
>my opponent's albatross attempts to eat overpriced wings from the lodge for a bonus to his swing roll, he rolls snake eyes and a wild branth is drawn my the smell of Buffalo ranch sauce and begins attacking his cockpit.
>He rolls to swat it, he hits it but also hits his own cockpit, due to the beers he had drank last turn he fails his consciousness check and passes out while standing at the tee, snoring loudly over open channels.
>Capellan convee golfer team successfully rocket Leagues the golf ball into the hole with only 60% casualties, winning them the game and causing them to be unbearably smug about how optimized combined clubs lists are.
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