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6/18/2025, 8:39:11 AM
>>95896000
It's insane how many "players" i match with in pioneer and brawl who either have only cards from a set or foundations.
They never mulligan, never have dead draws, always have the specific response, never see them light up cards, take a long time to do basic shit like drop a land on turn 1 and don't even respond to emotes.
Also i never match with the same person ever.
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Imagine; out of 99 cards, they always get the shit they need to get their shit playing automatically and establish huge board presence.
Fag could've won turns ago but too afraid of losing a single creature despite having the auto reanimation.
Roped the bot and still fucking nothing; no checking cards, no emotes, nothing, didn't even scoop.
If you start doing math you'll figure out how such plays are statistically fucking retarded that a lot of "players" seemingly have their dicks sucked by the game this hard.
Not only have we to deal with the bs this card game has become, but with bots and rigged shufflers as well.
If MTGO wasn't literally outfuckingdated 1990 sims and required you to spend money on it, i'd be playing that.
Automatic sims are good because it makes resolving cards automatic and spending money on digital rectangles is fucking retarded, even more than buying cardboard.
It's insane how many "players" i match with in pioneer and brawl who either have only cards from a set or foundations.
They never mulligan, never have dead draws, always have the specific response, never see them light up cards, take a long time to do basic shit like drop a land on turn 1 and don't even respond to emotes.
Also i never match with the same person ever.
Pic related
Imagine; out of 99 cards, they always get the shit they need to get their shit playing automatically and establish huge board presence.
Fag could've won turns ago but too afraid of losing a single creature despite having the auto reanimation.
Roped the bot and still fucking nothing; no checking cards, no emotes, nothing, didn't even scoop.
If you start doing math you'll figure out how such plays are statistically fucking retarded that a lot of "players" seemingly have their dicks sucked by the game this hard.
Not only have we to deal with the bs this card game has become, but with bots and rigged shufflers as well.
If MTGO wasn't literally outfuckingdated 1990 sims and required you to spend money on it, i'd be playing that.
Automatic sims are good because it makes resolving cards automatic and spending money on digital rectangles is fucking retarded, even more than buying cardboard.
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