we've done a lot A WHOLE LOT of animal "rescue" projects... both of us, our entire lives...

but SAVING SEXY WAS THE MOST ARDUOUS IMPOSSIBLE CHALLENGING HEARTBREAKING and ultimately REWARDING of them all

the story is too long to tell in here
but from the moment we discovered him as a newborn trapped in a dangerous pipe drainage system from the 1800s, a very dangerous and completely inescapable "well of despair" that was equally as inaccessible to humans ...

it was like the universe had decided Sexy was going to be crucified

and every little problem in his rescue had its own set of tributary problems.. it was MINDBOGGLING how every single possible obstacle was in full effect, how everything that could possibly go wrong did and much worse

even after getting him out of that horrible situation, some asshole POISONED HIM
(we dug and improvised and created a way for him to escape because we couldn't fit down into the pipes)

not only did he poison sexy but he also BROKE HIS FRONT LEG

we finally got him
and he's now THE SAFEST, most cherished creature on earth

we would MURDER to protect him
and gladly go to prison

he's the reason we wake up every morning

our lives ARE in fact 'the Sexy Boom Boom Show'