Here's another pic of the same guy. I thought I was watching him wake up since it looked like he was grooming himself. 30 seconds later he was greedily sucking his own penis. Could be quite a few anons' spirit animal.
>>4992793
Sadly (?) it's illegal, they're a protected species. Keeping one can get you up to 3 years in jail and a 150000€ fine (171000$).
>>4992944
They're more common that you would expect, but people rarely notice them because they're nocturnal.
When you approach, they'll either run away or nervously prepare to ball up. After a while some warm up, and others barely get used to it. Most don't mind too much.
>>4992960
They are engorged, indeed, but they're also frozen. I'm curious to see what will happen.
>>4992980
Bless you.
>>4992984
It looks like random citizens aren't allowed to buy formaldehyde, over here.