Alright.
Time to answer the question /twg/

Which Total War character has the most sex?

The idea is shit like:

Start as basic corpse
>Level up
Pick between: Flesh growth (Zombie) and Endless Stamina (Skeleton)
>Level up (picking Zombie)
Pick between Mummy or Ghoul
>Level up (picking Mummy)
Pick between Egyptian style mummy warrior vs. Sand priest
>Level up (picking Sand priest)
Pick between Grand Pharaoh (Magic casting specialist) vs. Grand Priest of Unlife (Summoner casting specialist)

I'm trying to do that for as many subclasses as I can. It's super complex, but I think it'll be worth it.