>be at monthly happy hour
>loud and dense
>most teammates skipped except for me and a female coworker
>we are both introverted semi-spergs and know no one there
>we talk a bit, barely hearing each other
>at one point she signs me to reach my ear down so I could hear what she says
>she gets very close and says something
>I don't even remember whatever inane thing she said
>I literally melted inside
This is the most "intimate" I have been with a woman. I like how I'm good enough at pretending to be normal to the point she is comfortable enough to talk to me like that.