Search Results
6/27/2025, 6:06:26 AM
>"So today I'm not gonna talk about Celestia for once. Enough dumbasses already give her more attention she deserves for being a make-believe pretend-time goddess."
>"Nope, today I wanna talk about the short-lived by oh so sweet Equality movement. Boy, that was a ride."
>"Everypony was so upset at the time. Oh mah gawd! She done took away all them cutie mawrks! They don't got no more talents!"
>"Guess what. That was a town for losers who didn't have actual talents to begin with. The whole lot of them collectively generated a three digit IQ. Stupid ponies deserve to be controlled, and if it wasn't Starlight Glimmer controlling them, it would've been somepony else."
>"Hell, I can already hear your hooves on the keyboard typing out an impassioned retard take that's sure to make you an even bigger embarrassment to your parents - that is, unless your parents weren't already enough of an embarrassment to equinity for having you and praying to a freakishly tall pony who won the genetic lottery."
>"Nope, today I wanna talk about the short-lived by oh so sweet Equality movement. Boy, that was a ride."
>"Everypony was so upset at the time. Oh mah gawd! She done took away all them cutie mawrks! They don't got no more talents!"
>"Guess what. That was a town for losers who didn't have actual talents to begin with. The whole lot of them collectively generated a three digit IQ. Stupid ponies deserve to be controlled, and if it wasn't Starlight Glimmer controlling them, it would've been somepony else."
>"Hell, I can already hear your hooves on the keyboard typing out an impassioned retard take that's sure to make you an even bigger embarrassment to your parents - that is, unless your parents weren't already enough of an embarrassment to equinity for having you and praying to a freakishly tall pony who won the genetic lottery."
Page 1