My version of the IFA Wartburg song ‘Im Dienste des KGB’.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uhzfcivYfEo&pp=ygUeR2VybWFuIGRlbW9jcmF0aWMgcmVwdWJsaWMgc295

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oRfYgmv9Tfw&pp=ygUSSW0gZGllbnN0ZSBkZXMga2di

I’m driving in an old Volvo
It’s a gift from ASIO
The Land Down Under gets real hot
And so not many people wear a lot

I hurry through glare
To find in church a chair
So, I sit down right there
Then I hear: “Lord, hear our prayer”
They say: “Amen!” And I remember. Oh!
They prayed for the jobless! Not just for our ASIO!

Wish Holy Mass were more reverent
Saw way too much shoulder
Wish it were said by the celebrant
Wouldn’t want those women to smoulder

I’ve a drink on the tab of Centrelink
It all does make me think
When th’ priest said: “sins like sloth stink”
They say amen! And I remember. Oh!
They prayed for the jobless! Not just for our ASIO!

I’m driving in an old Volvo
It’s a gift from ASIO
The Land Down Under gets real hot
And so not many people wear a
so not many people wear a
so not many people wear a lot

I hurry through glare
To find in church a chair
So, I sit down right there
Then I hear: “Lord, hear our prayer”
I’ve a drink on the tab of Centrelink
It all does make me think
When th’ priest said: “sins like sloth stink”
They say amen! And I remember. Oh!

They prayed for the jobless!
They prayed for the jobless!
Not just for our ASIO!