>>24487092
>I'm too smart to read
>see, I need constant action. I need fast cars, I need girls, champagne, I need action and explosions and lots of fast paced stimulating experiences for my brain to digest quickly
>see, everything has to be FAST because my brain gets BORED if things are slow, because my brain just processes information so FAST that if I try to read, it's just boring, because it's not FAST ACTION PACKED EXPLOSION SPORTSCAR HOT GIRL
>I can't sit down and mentally digest complex themes, connecting the dots while dodging intentional misdirections like red herrings meant to act as cognitive dead-zones to keep me off the author's intent trail
>that's something only stupid people do. Stupid people with slow brains
>my brain is FAST, not slow
>and FAST equals INTELLIGENT
>just like my computer is FAST
>FASTER = BETTER
A fly's brain is four times as fast as a human's at processing sensory information. I guess that means a fly is 4 times more intelligent than Andrew Shite. Makes sense, all things considered.