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>review literally says it's not happening to the troll
Let's go over that part of the review again since you obviously cannot read English, or are just completely illiterate, or retarded, or all of the above.

>Unfortunately, the Cave Troll's face is made of soft rubber, like the X-Men movie figures I reviewed so long ago, and is just as prone to drying and cracking.
How would he knows if it is just as prone to cracking if it hadn't cracked yet?
>The same rubber is used on his chest and stomach to give him a somewhat fleshy feel, but that rubber hasn't begun to break down since it doesn't get stretched and moved as much.
This clearly implies that the rubber on the chest hasn't begun to break down while the rubber on the head has.
>Repairing the beast's face is a simple task. I got a bottle of fabric glue from my local craft store. It's strong, dries clear, yet is designed to be flexible. I opened the mouth, put glue in the cracks, closed the mouth again, and wiped the excess across the remainder of his face. It gives him a bit of a snotty/sweaty look, which actually makes him a bit cooler.
An actual description of him repairing it.

And you think you can call anybody else an ESL.