>Riding to slavery
>2 seagulls in middle of road fighting over some scraps
>get closer
>they are too busy fighting
>*BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKERS*
>they freak the fuck out
>both try to grab the food from the other one
>emergency stop time
>get right beside these stupid cunting birds as they dart back and forth waiting for the right moment to get cleaned out by my bike
>takes off into my leg and flies off squawking like a silly bastard

If i had of just kept the throttle pinned id be picking seagull out of my teeth like pic rel kek